Spooky Basement: Jersey-Only "Get the Fuck Outta Here!" Ultimo Mega Mix

by Clay Astroman

This book contains BOTH volumes of Spooky Welcome to Monsteropolis AND The 13 Creeps of Christmas. It's literally hundreds of pages of absolute nonsense. This could get you through like 50 dumps, easy. Or maybe more, depending on how quickly you read/dump. It’s technically 80 chapters if you count epilogue and video-game cheat-code chapters, which you definitely should because there’s some real meat there. Unfortunately for your precious Kansan hands/eyeballs, this book was limited to 31 copies, all of which were sold to fine Jersey folk. It may be re-printed someday, but not without MAJOR changes to accommodate the rest of the country's tender sensibilities. Until then, throw on a heavy gold chain, start curling 40s like it's no big deal, and stop giving a crap. Then maybe--just maybe--you can snag it the next time around!

458 pages, Paperback

Published July 19, 2019