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Jim Gaffigan is in top form for his seventh comedy special. The four-time Grammy nominated comedian doesn’t understand why we aren’t more honest about the reasons we don’t want to attend events, while at the same time embraces lying to kids. From horses and dog birthdays to traveling and museums, Jim continues to impress. Get ready to sit back and enjoy some Quality Time with Jim Gaffigan!

254 pages, Audiobook

Published August 16, 2019

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Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan was born in Elgin, Illinois, and raised in Chesterton, Indiana. He attended La Lumiere School in La Porte, Indiana. He is the youngest of six children and often jokes about growing up in a large family. He attended Purdue University for one year, where he was a member of the Phi Gamma Delta Fraternity. He graduated from Georgetown University's McDonough School of Business in 1988. After graduating, Gaffigan moved to NYC to work in advertising, taking improv classes at night. His comedy career began when a friend bet him to do stand-up.

He is married to actress Jeannie Noth, with whom he has two daughters, Marre and Katie Louise, and three sons, Jack, Michael, and Patrick. The family of seven live in a two-bedroom apartment in New York City. Gaffigan has stated on stage, and elsewhere, that he is Catholic.
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Author 7 books1,409 followers
July 7, 2022
Gaffigan turned into a real "dad" for a while there and his comedy got dull. Not that he's ever been edgy, but for a brief time his material was plucking the lowest fruit. I'm happy to say he's returned to form with Quality Time. I'm not sure why this audio recording of a live performance is listed on Goodreads, and it will probably be removed at some point, but until then this is where my recommendation shall reside!
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208 reviews14 followers
May 21, 2022
4.5
Other than some language
I loved it
I laughed the entire time
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1,036 reviews
December 22, 2021
This is a HILARIOUS audio ‘book’. It’s Gaffigan’s standup routine. (I can’t imagine reading this. If it is a book, don’t read it. Listen to it.)
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1,003 reviews6 followers
November 23, 2025
This is a very funny recording of a Jim Gaffigan concert tour from 2019.
Jim is a stand up comic from the Mid-West who has become very popular.
He keeps it very clean, I did not hear any swearing on this recording and he stays away from political humor, which face it, you can find just about everywhere else.
Jim is the kind of guy who can take a simple subject, like horses, and drill down for ten minutes on how horses are viewed and treated in society.
Other subjects he covers are colonialism, The Ann Frank House, museums, marathons, and the aging of dogs. He can find humor in anything.
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April 2, 2025
On Audible, this is a 75 min recording of one one of Jim Gaffigan's stand-up shows, complete with his silly voices and audience laughter. I find Gaffigan's delivery of his stand-up much funnier than his readings of his books. He gains energy from the audience and is free-er with his silly voices during stand-up. He pushes the jokes a bit farther, getting them to a funnier spot. It is very enjoyable for folks willing to laugh that the craziness that is family life with kids.
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343 reviews39 followers
December 22, 2023
This guy is hilarious.. and it wasn't until 1 hour that I realized he was using no profanity and was 100% clean. A lot of comedians need the gimmick of profanity and swearing on order to get laughs and to be funny. Not so with Jim.
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829 reviews1 follower
March 17, 2024
This didn't really come across like it was an actual book - I listened to the audio version and it was basically a recording of his comedy special. Definitely a funny listen with typical Gaffigan humor. If this book comes in multiple formats, definitely listen to it if you can.
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543 reviews2 followers
September 22, 2024
Excellent. I laughed the whole time. He can cover any everyday topic and he can point out the best way to laugh at it. The marathon topic was probably my favorite, but really, the whole thing was terrific.
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917 reviews5 followers
May 30, 2021
Listened to the audio version of this stand up act and Laughed out loud a lot. Jim Gaffigan is my favorite comedian so borrowing this when my library added it was a no brainer!
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276 reviews
November 15, 2021
Mostly funny. A few jokes about religion and "boy parts" that made me uncomfortable along with a few too many horse jokes, but overall funny.
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28 reviews3 followers
May 4, 2022
Jim Gaffigan is just reliably hilarious.
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2,927 reviews19 followers
June 7, 2022
Vintage Gaffigan, along with horse jokes.
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101 reviews
October 11, 2022
This is an hour of standup not really an audiobook… but hey I laughed the whole time so what do I care?
333 reviews1 follower
June 12, 2023
I like Jim Gaffigan, there are a few things in this that I didn't think we're appropriate, he's usually pretty good so it surprised me
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389 reviews3 followers
July 2, 2023
Funny super short audio
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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401 reviews
November 25, 2023
another fun stand up recording from Gaffigan. he does at least 10 minutes on horses that's pretty funny.
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50 reviews1 follower
March 7, 2025
Omg I laughed all the way through. Brilliant and absolutely hysterical man.
111 reviews1 follower
June 20, 2025
Love his stand up- silly me didn’t realize that it was audio version of his stand up routine, regardless it was amazing.
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167 reviews4 followers
July 25, 2025
Chuckling from jokes about horses, kids, and other random things about life. Light and fun.

(Actually a stand-up special, not really a book. Thanks anyway, Audible!)
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