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Bottoms Up
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Harley
I may be attracted to older men, but I don’t make it my business to sleep with them for trinkets. That's why I was mortified when my best friend coerced me into spending my birthday weekend on a luxury yacht full of sugar daddies.
When a lecherous old man mistakes me for his next sugar baby, my hero, clad in a pristine white captain’s uniform saved the day.
Now all I want is for the silver fox named Mateus to take me to his cabin and make me his.
Mateus
Harley’s a charter guest on the yacht that I captain, which means she’s off limits. Though it was love at first sight, well, maybe it was lust, I couldn't cross that line.
When that bastard put his hands on her in front of me, it changed the game. All bets were out the window and I went into protective mode. I played a game of Mr. Steal Your Girl and won. Now she’s mine and I’m never letting go. I have an insatiable thirst that only she can quench.
BOTTOMS UP is an interracial erotic romance (BWWM) with a HEA. It is a part of the Lunchtime Chronicles series which can be read as standalone novels.
WARNING: This book contains explicit sex and graphic language.
Harley
I may be attracted to older men, but I don’t make it my business to sleep with them for trinkets. That's why I was mortified when my best friend coerced me into spending my birthday weekend on a luxury yacht full of sugar daddies.
When a lecherous old man mistakes me for his next sugar baby, my hero, clad in a pristine white captain’s uniform saved the day.
Now all I want is for the silver fox named Mateus to take me to his cabin and make me his.
Mateus
Harley’s a charter guest on the yacht that I captain, which means she’s off limits. Though it was love at first sight, well, maybe it was lust, I couldn't cross that line.
When that bastard put his hands on her in front of me, it changed the game. All bets were out the window and I went into protective mode. I played a game of Mr. Steal Your Girl and won. Now she’s mine and I’m never letting go. I have an insatiable thirst that only she can quench.
BOTTOMS UP is an interracial erotic romance (BWWM) with a HEA. It is a part of the Lunchtime Chronicles series which can be read as standalone novels.
WARNING: This book contains explicit sex and graphic language.
82 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 3, 2020
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About the author
L. Loren
60 books205 followersUSA Today Bestselling Author, L. Loren holds a Business Management Degree from the University of Mount Olive. As a former call center supervisor, her desire to write lay dormant for years, until she found the courage to live her dream. She lives with her loving and supportive husband in North Carolina.
L. Loren created her own brand of erotic romance that she dubbed LoveRotica - Love stories with an edge of sexy. Her catalog of sexy stories is self-published and available on Amazon.
Her stories and poems have appeared in various anthologies, publications and literary journals. L. is also the curator of the Love is Color Anthology, available for free on Smashwords.
L. Loren created her own brand of erotic romance that she dubbed LoveRotica - Love stories with an edge of sexy. Her catalog of sexy stories is self-published and available on Amazon.
Her stories and poems have appeared in various anthologies, publications and literary journals. L. is also the curator of the Love is Color Anthology, available for free on Smashwords.
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March 8, 2020
"Bottoms Up" from the Lunchtime Chronicles was a fun and sexy read. This was the smooth Captain Mateus and his spunky Harley's smexy story while on luxury liner full of horny sugar daddies celebrating Harley and Paradyce's 30th birthday! Silver Fox Mateus to the rescue for Harley! And YES, a MEMORABLE HEA!
I must read the other books in this series!
4 SMEXY stars!
I must read the other books in this series!
4 SMEXY stars!
April 7, 2021
Warning: wear asbestos gloves while reading this. The sexy times are hot, and that's even before the characters do the do.
My first L. Loren book but if they're as good as this, most certainly not my last. Normally insta-love makes me face-palm, though I'm good with insta-lust that blossoms into an HEA.
Two plus stars for the dark-skinned and savvy, unapologetic heroine Harley Madison. While some authors seem to be afraid to describe their Black heroines any darker than copper or bronze, Harley introduces herself as a "six foot tall, dark-skinned Black woman with an MBA from the University of Miami." When I read that, I cheered. Then to add icing to an already awesome cake, she's wealthy on her own - both as a trust fund baby and having several successful internet ventures. Whoo Hoo!!! No sad sack Black woman waiting to be rescued. Of course, it just gets better because Harley likes to SURF and PADDLE BOARD!!!
OMG are you freaking kidding me??? It's like L. Loren was living in my damn head or something, lol. We need more Black heroines into water sports (no, not those kind either) lol. Best yet, Harley has what I'd think was a teeny weenie fro.
Then...there's the sexy silver fox himself Mateus. Yeah, yum. That's really all there is to it. Yum! You're going to want one of him for yourself after reading this. He's a man who knows and goes for what/whom he wants...and whom he wants is Harley.
Normally age and/or wealth gap plots are a no go zone for me. I demand my heroines and heroes be on an equal footing and the heroine maintain her self-autonomy. No unnecessary trauma drama llamas allowed. What made this story work for me was Harley HAD a life and wealth not dependent upon getting a man. She also knew what she wanted, and it was that sexy silver fox captain of the luxury yacht she and best friend Paradyce were going to celebrate their birthdays on.
By all rights and means this should have been a full five stars, but there were some unnecessary spelling errors that should have been caught by a basic line edit. I used to let things like spelling and grammar slide because I was thirsty for IR books, but after more than ten years, there's no reason to not expect better. The other reason was the questionable ride or die-ness of Harley's best friend Paradyce. She had some definite moments of jealousy, though they didn't last. Still it would be nice for Black women in books to have close, healthy friendships.
This is part of an IR series - Lunchtime Chronicles - with no cliffhangers and all are standalone stories, though from other reviews characters from other books make cameos.
My first L. Loren book but if they're as good as this, most certainly not my last. Normally insta-love makes me face-palm, though I'm good with insta-lust that blossoms into an HEA.
Two plus stars for the dark-skinned and savvy, unapologetic heroine Harley Madison. While some authors seem to be afraid to describe their Black heroines any darker than copper or bronze, Harley introduces herself as a "six foot tall, dark-skinned Black woman with an MBA from the University of Miami." When I read that, I cheered. Then to add icing to an already awesome cake, she's wealthy on her own - both as a trust fund baby and having several successful internet ventures. Whoo Hoo!!! No sad sack Black woman waiting to be rescued. Of course, it just gets better because Harley likes to SURF and PADDLE BOARD!!!
OMG are you freaking kidding me??? It's like L. Loren was living in my damn head or something, lol. We need more Black heroines into water sports (no, not those kind either) lol. Best yet, Harley has what I'd think was a teeny weenie fro.
Then...there's the sexy silver fox himself Mateus. Yeah, yum. That's really all there is to it. Yum! You're going to want one of him for yourself after reading this. He's a man who knows and goes for what/whom he wants...and whom he wants is Harley.
Normally age and/or wealth gap plots are a no go zone for me. I demand my heroines and heroes be on an equal footing and the heroine maintain her self-autonomy. No unnecessary trauma drama llamas allowed. What made this story work for me was Harley HAD a life and wealth not dependent upon getting a man. She also knew what she wanted, and it was that sexy silver fox captain of the luxury yacht she and best friend Paradyce were going to celebrate their birthdays on.
By all rights and means this should have been a full five stars, but there were some unnecessary spelling errors that should have been caught by a basic line edit. I used to let things like spelling and grammar slide because I was thirsty for IR books, but after more than ten years, there's no reason to not expect better. The other reason was the questionable ride or die-ness of Harley's best friend Paradyce. She had some definite moments of jealousy, though they didn't last. Still it would be nice for Black women in books to have close, healthy friendships.
This is part of an IR series - Lunchtime Chronicles - with no cliffhangers and all are standalone stories, though from other reviews characters from other books make cameos.
March 14, 2020
3.5 Stars
This story happened at warp speed because it's to be read during lunchtime. The novella format makes it difficult to really fully develop the main characters.
I thought Dyce was on the shady side when she didn't even suggest that Harley invite her own friends to her/their birthday celebration AND for setting her up for sex with the old codger friend of her old codger. I would have been highly upset to discover the plan after I was aboard the yacht.
Dyce gave Harley an extravagant gift, but what did Harley give Dyce?
Tell me ... who is the hottie on the cover? I hope to see him again.
Read It!
This story happened at warp speed because it's to be read during lunchtime. The novella format makes it difficult to really fully develop the main characters.
I thought Dyce was on the shady side when she didn't even suggest that Harley invite her own friends to her/their birthday celebration AND for setting her up for sex with the old codger friend of her old codger. I would have been highly upset to discover the plan after I was aboard the yacht.
Dyce gave Harley an extravagant gift, but what did Harley give Dyce?
Tell me ... who is the hottie on the cover? I hope to see him again.
Read It!
April 5, 2020
Pretty good insta-love. Captain knows how to romance his woman and she definitely seems to have meet her match. Their attraction is explosive and won't be denied. To be a best friend, Dyce was kind of weird acting to me. 3 1/2*
March 12, 2020
Not bad
The book was short and to the point. I really disliked Dyce. Her outlook on life was really screwed up. As for the H and h, they were fine. I’m not a big fan of insta love and zero character development hence the 3 stars
The book was short and to the point. I really disliked Dyce. Her outlook on life was really screwed up. As for the H and h, they were fine. I’m not a big fan of insta love and zero character development hence the 3 stars
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March 17, 2020Loved it
March 8, 2020
Older can be better
This was a amazing quick read. Harley is here own woman & Mateus is his own man having worked hard for what he has. I enjoyed them as a couple the sexual chemistry is fire. However I didn't really care for her friend Dyce. Who is spoiled & lazy & I think jealous of Harley. But come on in & sit a spell enjoying The Love Boat. Bottoms up indeed.
This was a amazing quick read. Harley is here own woman & Mateus is his own man having worked hard for what he has. I enjoyed them as a couple the sexual chemistry is fire. However I didn't really care for her friend Dyce. Who is spoiled & lazy & I think jealous of Harley. But come on in & sit a spell enjoying The Love Boat. Bottoms up indeed.
March 10, 2020
Good book!
I enjoyed this book! It was short and full of fun and steam! I would recommend this book. It was just to short but I get it it is a lunchtime snack!
I enjoyed this book! It was short and full of fun and steam! I would recommend this book. It was just to short but I get it it is a lunchtime snack!
March 14, 2020
I loved this book
March 18, 2020
Linda Christiani
This author is new to me and yes I definitely recommend and will look for more from this author I'm loving this series!
This author is new to me and yes I definitely recommend and will look for more from this author I'm loving this series!
March 21, 2020
Great Read
Enjoyed setting... characters... drama...this was a surprisingly good story...the continuation should be a doozy...the sex..the chemistry...all were on point.... great job...
Enjoyed setting... characters... drama...this was a surprisingly good story...the continuation should be a doozy...the sex..the chemistry...all were on point.... great job...
March 9, 2020
Quick and sexy
Short sexy read where older man gets younger woman. The best friend was not someone that should have been given that honor
Short sexy read where older man gets younger woman. The best friend was not someone that should have been given that honor
March 7, 2020
First read
This was my first read of this author. The story was interesting. I think I must be sheltered because I had never heard of the phrase “sugar babies.”
This was my first read of this author. The story was interesting. I think I must be sheltered because I had never heard of the phrase “sugar babies.”
March 7, 2020
Fantastic Book
I enjoyed reading this book so much! I couldn't put my kindle down! I enjoyed the storyline and the chemistry between the couple! Such a fantastic book!
I enjoyed reading this book so much! I couldn't put my kindle down! I enjoyed the storyline and the chemistry between the couple! Such a fantastic book!
March 29, 2020
This was a fun and highly enjoyable ride. Their connection was instant and powerful. I don't like Dyce. She is not a true friend at this point. LOVE that they just went for it.
September 13, 2022
Mateus and Harley made an impact
One sexy man and a super fine dark skinned tall woman. One birthday weekend. Two birthday girls. One captain. One abuse jerk. One viral video. This was a whirlwind weekend for both Mateus and Harley. There were sparks flying in and out of the cabin.
Short simple and slurped up in less than an hour.
One sexy man and a super fine dark skinned tall woman. One birthday weekend. Two birthday girls. One captain. One abuse jerk. One viral video. This was a whirlwind weekend for both Mateus and Harley. There were sparks flying in and out of the cabin.
Short simple and slurped up in less than an hour.
April 18, 2020
Nice Quick Read
This wasn't so angsty. I liked Mateus and Harley's relationship. It felt believable. I can imagine finding your love in a place where you weren't looking. I liked how the owner of the yavht/cruise ship had Mateus' back.
This wasn't so angsty. I liked Mateus and Harley's relationship. It felt believable. I can imagine finding your love in a place where you weren't looking. I liked how the owner of the yavht/cruise ship had Mateus' back.
December 31, 2021
4 Stars / 2.5 Steam Fans
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May 15, 2020
An enjoyable read. I love L. Lorena books from
The Layover to her entry in the Lunchtime Chronicles a good read.
The Layover to her entry in the Lunchtime Chronicles a good read.
April 28, 2020
She knew what she wanted
Harley Madison wanted Captain G. She did not care if he was twenty-five years older than her. He was fine for a silver-haired O.G. and she would not stop until she had him. Mateus Gallo a.k.a. Captain G. was smitten with the almost thirty-year-old When he saw her picture while planning their yacht trip for her birthday and her best friend Dyce's birthday, which were a day apart. Paradyce liked older men and was the sugar baby to the man who paid for the trip. Mateus had to be careful, there was a no fraternization clause for all hands on the boat. Captain G. was so smitten by Harley, he threw all caution to the wind. He could find another job but he could not find another Harley.
The author wrote a highly erotic charged, quick easy read that kept my attention from beginning to end. So when it came to "bottoms up" he lost it. It was so funny to see that Harley and Mateus were so into each other that they blew each other's minds. Harley passed out and Mateus wanted to cry and call for his momma. Great job L. Loren.
Harley Madison wanted Captain G. She did not care if he was twenty-five years older than her. He was fine for a silver-haired O.G. and she would not stop until she had him. Mateus Gallo a.k.a. Captain G. was smitten with the almost thirty-year-old When he saw her picture while planning their yacht trip for her birthday and her best friend Dyce's birthday, which were a day apart. Paradyce liked older men and was the sugar baby to the man who paid for the trip. Mateus had to be careful, there was a no fraternization clause for all hands on the boat. Captain G. was so smitten by Harley, he threw all caution to the wind. He could find another job but he could not find another Harley.
The author wrote a highly erotic charged, quick easy read that kept my attention from beginning to end. So when it came to "bottoms up" he lost it. It was so funny to see that Harley and Mateus were so into each other that they blew each other's minds. Harley passed out and Mateus wanted to cry and call for his momma. Great job L. Loren.
March 25, 2020
OMG! I can't thank you all enough for the love you have shown Bottoms Up! This book earned me my very first #1 Bestseller Tag on Amazon. At one point it was #1 in three categories. I am speechless. This was such a fun story to write and such a great group of ladies to join. The Lunchtime Chronicles Series is full of amazing writers. Read them all, including my next addition, Fresh Meat!
April 11, 2020
Short and Sweet
These novellas are fun and entertaining. If you need a quick read with a little foray into deliciousness, this is the series for you. This one contained things I personally love, food, drink, and the open sea with a little sexy mixed in. How could it not be a good time? This book was recommended by Unique Words LLC.
These novellas are fun and entertaining. If you need a quick read with a little foray into deliciousness, this is the series for you. This one contained things I personally love, food, drink, and the open sea with a little sexy mixed in. How could it not be a good time? This book was recommended by Unique Words LLC.
September 11, 2020
Wow
Well hello captain how 🤔 u doin....I'm just saying that was a enjoyable read a i have lost count on how many i read on one day but I can't help it i like this one just as much as the others whats next
Well hello captain how 🤔 u doin....I'm just saying that was a enjoyable read a i have lost count on how many i read on one day but I can't help it i like this one just as much as the others whats next
March 29, 2020
Bottoms up!
Bravo to Unique Words LLC as a promoter for this novel. I loved the story line and ladies if you haven't started reading the Lunchtime Chronicles your missing out!
Bravo to Unique Words LLC as a promoter for this novel. I loved the story line and ladies if you haven't started reading the Lunchtime Chronicles your missing out!
April 15, 2020
Bottoms up
I just love these Lunch time Chronicles. I mean they have you Laughing and Side eying some of these Characters like what's up. This book was recommended by UniqueWord Llc.
I just love these Lunch time Chronicles. I mean they have you Laughing and Side eying some of these Characters like what's up. This book was recommended by UniqueWord Llc.
April 21, 2020
Enjoyed
I really enjoyed the storyline and the main two characters. The story was short and had the first chapters of other books.
I really enjoyed the storyline and the main two characters. The story was short and had the first chapters of other books.
August 12, 2020
Lunchtime Good
This was a quick lunchtime read. I enjoyed it.The sugar daddy theme not so much. Wasn’t crazy about Duce. Mean how tacky to set some old crass and abusive man. She needed to be slapped! I will definitely read another Lunchtime Chronicle!
This was a quick lunchtime read. I enjoyed it.The sugar daddy theme not so much. Wasn’t crazy about Duce. Mean how tacky to set some old crass and abusive man. She needed to be slapped! I will definitely read another Lunchtime Chronicle!
December 5, 2020
A great adventure
A little sea adventure that turned into a great love affair. Age has no boundaries when it comes to love and love they found. Love the story and the happy ending.
A little sea adventure that turned into a great love affair. Age has no boundaries when it comes to love and love they found. Love the story and the happy ending.
June 19, 2020
Love it
Loved everything about the book, especially the story line. I would recommend this book to all my friends and family. I gave the book 5 stars because it held my interest all the way to the end.
Loved everything about the book, especially the story line. I would recommend this book to all my friends and family. I gave the book 5 stars because it held my interest all the way to the end.
September 23, 2020
⛵ "Sailing..take me away..."
Not bad.. I liked this short tale of Mateus & Harley except for the erotic scene which for me was just nasty. I skimmed past that and really enjoyed their personalities and conversations. That sneaky snoop job was a real downer..ugh what people do for money!😡 Can't help but imagine what the future holds for them. 👍
Not bad.. I liked this short tale of Mateus & Harley except for the erotic scene which for me was just nasty. I skimmed past that and really enjoyed their personalities and conversations. That sneaky snoop job was a real downer..ugh what people do for money!😡 Can't help but imagine what the future holds for them. 👍
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