A number of contestants have come to a lush, tropical island hoping to be the winners of a Survivor-like television show with a million dollar prize. When an unexpected storm sweeps in, they’re left stranded with only a handful of crew. Then they begin to disappear one by one. They’re not alone on the island. Monstrous, half-human creatures lurk in the unexplored cave systems of the jungle, and the contestants are now fighting for their lives. Trigger warnings: graphic death (on-page), graphic rape (on-page), bestiality, suicidal thoughts, gore and gore and gore, disembowelment, body horror, severe injury, misogyny from every direction, threats, bullying. Nudity/NSFW content.
I reserve my one-star ratings for books that have absolutely nothing going for them. I hit maybe one of those a year, and I like to think I’m pretty good at finding possible points of redemption in books. Castaways has none. Vapid characters, underused plot elements, and entirely too many gross descriptions of hairy caveman penises combine to make this one of the worst books I’ve ever read. (To clarify, one gross description of a hairy caveman penis would have been too many, but this book has several. Where is the fucking brain bleach?) I usually donate books I don’t want to library sales, but I feel genuinely sorry for whoever picks this up next. You don’t deserve to suffer like this.
Let’s start with the misogyny because it’s raging and it’s everywhere. My trigger warnings indicate graphic, on-page rape scenes, so there’s that. I hate that this is included at all for horror and shock value. I hate even more that the author tries to justify it in the afterword by saying It’S ScIEnCe. If an inbreeding pack of ape-man cannibals was dying off, surely they would rape the human women for breeding. I’m skeptical, but even assuming that’s true, it doesn’t make sense that only the women are being raped. Men can be used to widen the gene pool too, crazy as that sounds (Midsommar (2019), for example?), but people rarely think of debasing men that way. (I’m not saying it doesn’t happen or that it isn’t a problem. It does. It is.) It’s only the women in this novel who are held captive and brutalized. If not putting bestial rape in the story would damage the realism, I think we need to reexamine the kind of story that we’re telling.
I wish that were all, but the women are constantly sexualized by the human characters as well, from rape fantasies to a man staring at a woman’s naked breasts while they’re literally running for their lives. Even one of the “heroes” makes a comment about how rescuing one of the women should get him some kind of payback. I’m so disgusted by this point, I should have quit reading. If that isn’t enough, the book doesn’t redeem itself in plot or character either. The characters are about as shallow as one would expect from a reality show cast. They’re mainly there for body count, which I can tolerate in horror, and aside from a few, we don’t get to know them before they die grisly deaths.
Their actions and relationships are nonsensical though, and Becka and Jerry move from tentative alliances to star-crossed romance in the same day. Jerry’s motivation for rescuing her is apparently that he has a crush on her, not because it’s, I don’t know, the right thing to do. I liked trash-talking Troy the most out of all of them, but he’s not without problems either. The human villains are totally under-utilized. Apparently, there’s a militant psychopath who slipped onto the show to murder everyone as well, which is hardly necessary with a pack of murdering monsters on the loose. Forget the Survivor element, since we never see more than half of one contest. Overall, the book is a wreck. I understand that Keene was emulating a beloved horror writer with this story, but that’s a chance to take an idea and make it into something better, not perpetuate the same awfulness. Some ideas don’t deserve preservation.
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