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The Department #2
The Trouble With Eldritch Entities
You rookies really think you’re ready to fight eldritch entities? Don’t make me laugh. You’re not ready. Not even close. These monsters come from other worlds and dimensions, and just looking at some of them can drive you insane. Here at the Australian Department of Unusual Events, we don’t believe in sending rookies on suicide missions, which is why none of you are going anywhere near an eldritch entity on your own.
Of course, things don’t always go to plan. Sometimes, you don’t have to go looking for a primeval cosmic horror from another world – one comes looking for you. When that happens, I suggest using the biggest gun you can get your hands on. Unfortunately, guns don’t always help. Some of these abominations are strong enough to wipe out entire cities. If you run into one of those monsters, you’ll need something a lot bigger than a gun. How about some artillery? That tends to help. Hell, you could even use a nuke. It wouldn’t be the first time.
But let’s start a little smaller. You’re rookies. Leave saving the world to the veterans. Today, I’ll be going over one of my old missions. If you want to learn how to fight eldritch entities, then I suggest you pay attention and take notes. I’m not perfect, but I’m still alive, which means I must be doing something right.
Of course, things don’t always go to plan. Sometimes, you don’t have to go looking for a primeval cosmic horror from another world – one comes looking for you. When that happens, I suggest using the biggest gun you can get your hands on. Unfortunately, guns don’t always help. Some of these abominations are strong enough to wipe out entire cities. If you run into one of those monsters, you’ll need something a lot bigger than a gun. How about some artillery? That tends to help. Hell, you could even use a nuke. It wouldn’t be the first time.
But let’s start a little smaller. You’re rookies. Leave saving the world to the veterans. Today, I’ll be going over one of my old missions. If you want to learn how to fight eldritch entities, then I suggest you pay attention and take notes. I’m not perfect, but I’m still alive, which means I must be doing something right.
- GenresFantasy
115 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 16, 2019
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About the author
L.G. Estrella
35 books504 followersI'm a reader and writer with a keen interest in psychology, history, physics, and economics. I'm especially interested in the intersection of these different areas (e.g., the psychology behind the sub-prime mortgage collapse).
In terms of fiction, I enjoy reading horror, fantasy, science fiction, Westerns, and thrillers. I believe that every genre has its good points, and I want to be able to incorporate all of these strengths into my own writing.
I currently live in Australia. When I'm not writing, I'm busy trying to fend off all of the deadly wildlife.
If you're interested in my fiction, you can find it on Amazon here.
In terms of fiction, I enjoy reading horror, fantasy, science fiction, Westerns, and thrillers. I believe that every genre has its good points, and I want to be able to incorporate all of these strengths into my own writing.
I currently live in Australia. When I'm not writing, I'm busy trying to fend off all of the deadly wildlife.
If you're interested in my fiction, you can find it on Amazon here.
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December 21, 2025
Got an 'Itch? Don't scratch it!
In the vain of stories involving Devil worshippers asking His Infernalness for favours in return for their souls, we have this...a bunch of country folk summoning an Elder Itch ...err... Eldritch Entity to bless them with prosperity and in return they become his reptilian minions.
It's set in Australia too, which is a bit unusual. Aussie country folk know how to deal with snakes that threaten. A 12 gauge usually does the trick, but with this reptilian monster, they'll need something bigger - much bigger. This is only a short story, a novella that you could knock off in a few hours, but it's filled with plenty of creepiness and shit getting blown up, and a most surprising hero that saves the day.
This was a fun read.
In the vain of stories involving Devil worshippers asking His Infernalness for favours in return for their souls, we have this...a bunch of country folk summoning an Elder Itch ...err... Eldritch Entity to bless them with prosperity and in return they become his reptilian minions.
It's set in Australia too, which is a bit unusual. Aussie country folk know how to deal with snakes that threaten. A 12 gauge usually does the trick, but with this reptilian monster, they'll need something bigger - much bigger. This is only a short story, a novella that you could knock off in a few hours, but it's filled with plenty of creepiness and shit getting blown up, and a most surprising hero that saves the day.
This was a fun read.
November 20, 2024
Hilarious & Terrifying, What More Can You Ask?
With a Cast of Characters ranging from Creatures of Myth, Terror, Warriors Ancient, & Modern both, L. G. Estrella romps through worlds numerous , bizarre, & often either hysterical or hilariously terrifying. That some of those characters are lovable &, or lethal children, magic workers, & hapless members of various races or trades both magical or mundane just adds to the fun.
With a Cast of Characters ranging from Creatures of Myth, Terror, Warriors Ancient, & Modern both, L. G. Estrella romps through worlds numerous , bizarre, & often either hysterical or hilariously terrifying. That some of those characters are lovable &, or lethal children, magic workers, & hapless members of various races or trades both magical or mundane just adds to the fun.
May 20, 2020
Eu gostei bastante das palestras do Departamento Australiano de Coisas Estranhas, o primeiro volume, sobre lobisomens, tinha toda aquela pegada de terror e violência, esse segundo, sobre entidades sobrenaturais - os amiguinhos do Cthulhu - também segue o ritmo proposto, violência, estranheza, anormalidade, o limite da natureza e do conhecimento humano sendo estraçalhados numa pequena e pacata cidade do deserto em que alguns cidadãos começaram e culto e coisa saiu de controle.
Uma leitura rápida e divertida.
Uma leitura rápida e divertida.
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