Favourite Quote: Right now, I couldn’t care what Mike thinks. He, like you, obviously doesn’t know me very well. I ain’t the type of woman who sits back and takes sh*t, and if he thinks because he’s been banged up for twelve years that that gives him the right to f**k any young bit of skirt when he’s supposed to be engaged to me, then he and you are very much f***ing mistaken. Gotcha! Eric knew then his little plan had worked; now all he had to do was to reel her in for himself.
Favourite Quote: He locked eyes with Mike. It was the first time in his life he’d witness the most powerful man he knew reduced to a soulless, vulnerable wreck; he looked a withered old man, expressing the essence of absolute grief.
A wild, hilarious, heartbreaking, spine tingling ride.
The Rules picks up the series and immediately throws you into absolute madness, the kind of chaos that makes you laugh one second and sit there with full body chills the next. Kerry Barnes knows exactly how to keep you on the edge of your seat, and this book proves it.
From the start, Eric’s behaviour had me shouting internally. What on earth is he doing? Why sabotage Zara’s business? Why stay so calm when Ricky, Mike’s son, is literally at death’s door? The tension around him is unreal. Every time he appeared, I felt that creeping dread: Is he actually behind all of this? And the way the truth unravels! Absolute chills!
Zara, meanwhile, is savage in the best possible way. Fierce, sharp, emotional, she carries the story with so much fire. Watching her struggle with trust, especially with Mike, is heartbreaking. But when she finally lets him in? Pure relief. And Mike calling her “boss”? Adorable.
Then the twists start detonating. Who really is Victor and Lance Why is everything going wrong?
And then the bombshell: Poppy and Brooke are actually Lance “The Machine’s” daughters. The way that reveal hits, jaw dropping. The family secrets, the betrayals, the tangled loyalties, it’s chaos in the best way.
And the emotional gut punches don’t stop. Poppy’s mother leaving her after hitting her with a car? Heartbreaking. Zara’s brother betraying her, then Mike’s brother doing the same? Devastating. The constant question of who’s lying, who’s loyal, who’s manipulating everything, it keeps you guessing until the final pages.
Staffie and Willie, though? Absolute legends. They bring humour, heart, and grounding to the madness.
By the time the final twist landed, I was stunned. Didn’t see it coming at all. The pacing is relentless, no wonder I tore through it so quickly. It’s impossible to put down.
The Rules is gripping, emotional, shocking, and wildly entertaining. Kerry Barnes delivers twist after twist, heartbreak after heartbreak, and somehow still leaves you desperate for the next book. An absolutely amazing read that had me laughing, gasping, and clutching my chest.