Life in a sorority can be pretty competitive, especially when you’re hanging with the alpha queen bitch of bitchdom. So, when an opportunity for a party weekend in a secluded cabin comes up, Sandy figures it’s a perfect way to forget about the mysterious penis pictures she’s been receiving on social media. But as everyone knows, when a bunch of attractive teens meet up at a secluded cabin, there’s only ever one winner. And that winner is violent death. Can Sandy figure out what the killer wants before it’s too late? Or will she and her friends be murdered with their own sex kinks?
Best line in this book, by far, “YouTube is for forty-year-old men who hire homeless women to breastfeed them.” It all started off with a group of hot sorority girls planning their sexy carwash to make money for a charity. A dick pic is passed along to our lead, Sandy, with some threatening connotations, and then people begin to get killed…using their kinks as inspiration. Lots of bad language, immature humor, silly plot points, people getting knocked unconscious with big, purple dildos, and even some references to using power washers with one’s vagina. Basically, it’s a story that the whole family can enjoy. Mom, dad, kids, your Uncle Joe with the wandering eye…everyone can have some good takeaways from it. This was exactly the caliber of story that has made the Shingles series so fun. The ending felt extremely rushed and incomplete, but, again, I didn’t read this for its plot. I read it to make me laugh and it definitely accomplished that, giving me a nice start to the workday. Happy Friday, everyone!