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Orc Pirate #1
Raiding the Seven Seas
Kill them all. Take their Loot. Let the gods sort them out.
Look at your library. Sadly, none of those books are about orc pirates, but if you bought this book, one of them could be.
Now, look at this book. It’s about a badass orc on a giant pirate ship about to raid the closest human village. What’s in his hand? A big ass axe as he stomps up the gangplank to slaughter all who stand in his way.
Look again. Now you’re saving the princess and she’s ever so grateful.
Trust me, anything is possible when you’re an orc pirate and not a weakling.
Please Note: This novel contains a harem and adult situations. You have been warned.
Look at your library. Sadly, none of those books are about orc pirates, but if you bought this book, one of them could be.
Now, look at this book. It’s about a badass orc on a giant pirate ship about to raid the closest human village. What’s in his hand? A big ass axe as he stomps up the gangplank to slaughter all who stand in his way.
Look again. Now you’re saving the princess and she’s ever so grateful.
Trust me, anything is possible when you’re an orc pirate and not a weakling.
Please Note: This novel contains a harem and adult situations. You have been warned.
512 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 18, 2019
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Simon Archer
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Displaying 1 - 30 of 33 reviews
November 26, 2019
3.5 stars
Surprisingly enjoyable read. Pirates of the Caribbean vibe with a honorable Orc as the captain, respectful of females and actually uses his brain. I wasn't overly thrilled with the small harem (2 females - a witch and siren) but they both seem quite content with it, so who am i to argue about it.
Extra star for Bloody Bill - definitely want to see more of him and his deceitful and untrustworthy deals.
Surprisingly enjoyable read. Pirates of the Caribbean vibe with a honorable Orc as the captain, respectful of females and actually uses his brain. I wasn't overly thrilled with the small harem (2 females - a witch and siren) but they both seem quite content with it, so who am i to argue about it.
Extra star for Bloody Bill - definitely want to see more of him and his deceitful and untrustworthy deals.
March 17, 2020
Trashy, Derivative, And I liked it way more than it deserved
Imagine another remake of Pirates of the Caribbean, but with the budget and brains of Starship troopers (the movie). Also imagine that the shower scene lasts 20% of the movie and the sex scenes show penetration. If this sounds like a movie you would watch over and over, you might like this book.
This is mostly a pirate book, that has some sex and the captain keeps reminding you he's an orc because if he didn't keep reminding you, you really would forget.
This pirate book is based way more on pirate movies than any classical literature.
Yet, the pacing is good. the action is fun. the plot mostly makes sense, and the MC is likeable for reasons that defy understanding, and I just finished the book. I found this to be a lot more fun than I expected, but I was expecting garbage.
Imagine another remake of Pirates of the Caribbean, but with the budget and brains of Starship troopers (the movie). Also imagine that the shower scene lasts 20% of the movie and the sex scenes show penetration. If this sounds like a movie you would watch over and over, you might like this book.
This is mostly a pirate book, that has some sex and the captain keeps reminding you he's an orc because if he didn't keep reminding you, you really would forget.
This pirate book is based way more on pirate movies than any classical literature.
Yet, the pacing is good. the action is fun. the plot mostly makes sense, and the MC is likeable for reasons that defy understanding, and I just finished the book. I found this to be a lot more fun than I expected, but I was expecting garbage.
August 22, 2019
Wow
Now that was a great tale. Excellent story, with a few minors typos. The MC is awesome, and the harem is extremely unique. I love a story with monster girls. I hope this become a bestseller so he can keep it going. I can't wait to see more of this world the Archer has built, we've only been to a few of the isles. Keep it up.
Now that was a great tale. Excellent story, with a few minors typos. The MC is awesome, and the harem is extremely unique. I love a story with monster girls. I hope this become a bestseller so he can keep it going. I can't wait to see more of this world the Archer has built, we've only been to a few of the isles. Keep it up.
July 14, 2020
Well written and fun, I think I’m just not a fan of pirate stories. If you enjoy slow building harem stories and pirates, this is definitely worth a read. I also tried The Lost Pirates by Jamie Hawke, another author I enjoy and struggled with it. I really think I’m just not in to pirates.
All that being said, this is your pretty standard harem story. And if you have read any other Simon Archer books and like his style, you shouldn’t be disappointed by this book.
All that being said, this is your pretty standard harem story. And if you have read any other Simon Archer books and like his style, you shouldn’t be disappointed by this book.
April 15, 2020
Pirates are cool
Pirates are cool, orc pirates even cooler. Some books are just plain fun. When you can imagine yourself chasing treasure and tail at the same time, it doesn't get much better. Thanks Simon.
Pirates are cool, orc pirates even cooler. Some books are just plain fun. When you can imagine yourself chasing treasure and tail at the same time, it doesn't get much better. Thanks Simon.
February 9, 2021
Great first book
Bought this a while ago and just got around to reading it, but it was worth it. Had plenty of action, spells and adult entertainment. Thought the book was well thought out. Lool forward to the next one.
Bought this a while ago and just got around to reading it, but it was worth it. Had plenty of action, spells and adult entertainment. Thought the book was well thought out. Lool forward to the next one.
May 15, 2022
Adventure
I never read books this long but found myself enjoying this pirate orc adventures it had everything in an adventure. It was well written with a great plot hoping the next book is just as good.
I never read books this long but found myself enjoying this pirate orc adventures it had everything in an adventure. It was well written with a great plot hoping the next book is just as good.
January 24, 2020
Not bad!
Overall the store it was quite enjoyable. It’s definitely worth getting the next book in the series. I look forward to seeing what else this Author puts out.
Overall the store it was quite enjoyable. It’s definitely worth getting the next book in the series. I look forward to seeing what else this Author puts out.
September 11, 2019
Awesome!!!
Of you enjoy pirates and fantasy/mythological creatures then you'll enjoy this. There's no typical Jack sparrow type character. It's not even needed to be honest. MC is strong and confident with intelligence and a good blend of hero and antihero morals. A great read. A few descriptive intimate scenes but not all of them are, not are the a major filled in this book. I'm definitely impressed and looking forward to the next book!!!
Of you enjoy pirates and fantasy/mythological creatures then you'll enjoy this. There's no typical Jack sparrow type character. It's not even needed to be honest. MC is strong and confident with intelligence and a good blend of hero and antihero morals. A great read. A few descriptive intimate scenes but not all of them are, not are the a major filled in this book. I'm definitely impressed and looking forward to the next book!!!
September 13, 2019
Orc Pirate With Honor Aplenty
I enjoyed this pirate book. I'm normally not a fan of harem because harem also usually means terrible sex and unrealistic relationships. This had a cute harem relationship and only some sex, which is easy to skip if you're not into it.
There was a lot of action! If you're squeamish at all or against monsters eating people this might not be for you
I enjoyed this pirate book. I'm normally not a fan of harem because harem also usually means terrible sex and unrealistic relationships. This had a cute harem relationship and only some sex, which is easy to skip if you're not into it.
There was a lot of action! If you're squeamish at all or against monsters eating people this might not be for you
October 20, 2019
Delightful Action
Fast-paced swashbuckling high fantasy action on the high seas. If you took “Pirates of the Caribbean” and merged it with “The Two Towers”, then added some solid “earthiness” to it you’d get something fun like this. Definitely not for the kids, but fun nevertheless.
Fast-paced swashbuckling high fantasy action on the high seas. If you took “Pirates of the Caribbean” and merged it with “The Two Towers”, then added some solid “earthiness” to it you’d get something fun like this. Definitely not for the kids, but fun nevertheless.
November 29, 2019
An excellent first book to a new series
Pirate stories aren't usually my favored genre to read but this book definitely showed me that maybe it's time to expand my reading. Well written, full of action and adventure, magic and lore, and very memorable and well fleshed out characters. Keep up the great work
Pirate stories aren't usually my favored genre to read but this book definitely showed me that maybe it's time to expand my reading. Well written, full of action and adventure, magic and lore, and very memorable and well fleshed out characters. Keep up the great work
September 18, 2019
A wonderful adventure
An excellent story and who does not love a swashbuckler? Having been raised on Errol Flynn and Tyrone Power, to name two, I can state that an Orc captain with his powerful crew are my new favorites. It's a winner!
An excellent story and who does not love a swashbuckler? Having been raised on Errol Flynn and Tyrone Power, to name two, I can state that an Orc captain with his powerful crew are my new favorites. It's a winner!
September 21, 2019
Fun yarn
Great characters and world. Enjoying the pirate orc enormously. FYI, Tiny bit of ‘harem’ in that there are 2 female love interests, for those who care. So far, very well done relationship building with that.
Looking forward to the next book.
Great characters and world. Enjoying the pirate orc enormously. FYI, Tiny bit of ‘harem’ in that there are 2 female love interests, for those who care. So far, very well done relationship building with that.
Looking forward to the next book.
October 3, 2019
The Orc pirate.
I liked this really well. It had it all and then some. The characters were real and very likable. Action and adventures on the high sea. Magic and true toughness. Not a lot to dislike.
I liked this really well. It had it all and then some. The characters were real and very likable. Action and adventures on the high sea. Magic and true toughness. Not a lot to dislike.
October 4, 2019
Grab something and hang on!
I got this for the heck of it .Damn glad I did !! Very nice writing, well built story line, very well built characters. Story had me hooked on the first few minutes and stop even at the last page.
I got this for the heck of it .Damn glad I did !! Very nice writing, well built story line, very well built characters. Story had me hooked on the first few minutes and stop even at the last page.
October 21, 2019
Great from virtual cover, to virtual cover.
Sex, violence, pirates, what more can you ask for?! Whatever it is Simon Archer provides it. This series started amazing, and I've read most of his other works. They are all just as amazing.
Sex, violence, pirates, what more can you ask for?! Whatever it is Simon Archer provides it. This series started amazing, and I've read most of his other works. They are all just as amazing.
October 23, 2019
Good read
I enjoyed the the great character detail and the story has a great flow, the only reason this did not get 5 starts is that the bad guys give to much of the plot away and it's like playing catch up if you already know what's going to happen.
I enjoyed the the great character detail and the story has a great flow, the only reason this did not get 5 starts is that the bad guys give to much of the plot away and it's like playing catch up if you already know what's going to happen.
November 1, 2019
Pirates and Magic?
I'm in! This was a rollicking good time by an author that understands how to craft a world. The pirate action was top-shelf! Looking forward to more from this author.
I'm in! This was a rollicking good time by an author that understands how to craft a world. The pirate action was top-shelf! Looking forward to more from this author.
December 7, 2019
A fun romp
Yeah the underlying harem story is predictable; But! This time it’s reasonable. An orc? Well what else can carry a story as well as a great ax and two women? Certainly not a twiggy elf.
Yeah the underlying harem story is predictable; But! This time it’s reasonable. An orc? Well what else can carry a story as well as a great ax and two women? Certainly not a twiggy elf.
August 21, 2019
Good first book
Really liked this book and hopefully it continues on, really liked the characters and the plot. Very cool fun concept.
Really liked this book and hopefully it continues on, really liked the characters and the plot. Very cool fun concept.
August 23, 2019
Loved it
Glad I went out on a limb and read this story.Pirates,babes,naval battles and treasure.A must read book for dam sure.
Glad I went out on a limb and read this story.Pirates,babes,naval battles and treasure.A must read book for dam sure.
August 24, 2019
Yessssss
I’m so glad I read this book because it was AMAZING. Skullsplitter is my new favorite irk and I can’t wait to see what he does next.
I’m so glad I read this book because it was AMAZING. Skullsplitter is my new favorite irk and I can’t wait to see what he does next.
August 27, 2019
Great read
This was a well written book with a great story line. The characters are interesting and the pace of the story is fast.
This was a well written book with a great story line. The characters are interesting and the pace of the story is fast.
August 29, 2019
Excellent! A good read!
A really good read! Really liked the mc. It was both fun and interesting to perceive through an orc's perspective.
A really good read! Really liked the mc. It was both fun and interesting to perceive through an orc's perspective.
August 29, 2019
Really great read
Really great read with a ton of action with a hero that you didn’t know you needed till you read about him.
Really great read with a ton of action with a hero that you didn’t know you needed till you read about him.
September 4, 2019
Excellent
A different take on an action adventure. I didn't think I would enjoy this book as much as I did, but I found the Orcs to be fascinating and thoroughly enjoyable.
A different take on an action adventure. I didn't think I would enjoy this book as much as I did, but I found the Orcs to be fascinating and thoroughly enjoyable.
September 5, 2019
Get the book and read it
I am waiting for the second book. You will like the story about the orc. Pirate. The book has a story that flows
I am waiting for the second book. You will like the story about the orc. Pirate. The book has a story that flows
September 15, 2019
Enjoyed it
The naval theme was great and the character view of an orc captain was refreshing as a difference from the human norm.
The naval theme was great and the character view of an orc captain was refreshing as a difference from the human norm.
September 17, 2019
Good first book
Not on par with your hero academy series (still waiting on book 3) but still very enjoyable, would read sequels and recommend
Not on par with your hero academy series (still waiting on book 3) but still very enjoyable, would read sequels and recommend
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