Moby Butt

by Chuck Tingle

Call me horny. These are the words of Captain Amber as she gazes out across the vast ocean, searching for Moby Butt. Years ago, Captain Amber and her living butt lover decided to play an erotic game of cat and mouse, but nobody could’ve expected it would turn into this. Despite protests from the crew, beautiful lesbian Captain Amber refuses to use her safe word and end this erotic scenario, but she’s about to learn the importance of playing in a responsible way, and that there’s nothing wrong or embarrassing about calling things off. In fact, using safe words are a great way to prove love is real! This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human lesbian on great round rump love.

35 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 16, 2019

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Matthew · Rating 5 out of 5]

I had a report due on Moby Dick
but with a misplaced typo I
ended up picking up this
audiobook. Unfortunately I
didn't realize it. I was wondering
why no one told me that this
work of classic literature would
be so, well it got me hot under
the collar! But there was
something else about it. Some
lessons about life, and love.
When I turned my report in my
teacher wrote one note on it:
Love is real, buckaroo.

[Jeimy · Rating 3 out of 5]

As someone who’s never been a fan of Moby-Dick or, The Whale, I found Chuck Tingle’s Moby Butt to be a delightful twist on the classic tale. An erotic parody through and through, it delivers the usual Tingle charm with a playful nod to the importance of safe words. I appreciated the thoughtful inclusion of a safe word—well, a safe poem—in the storyline, making the point that there’s nothing embarrassing about calling off a scenario when needed. he moral, “Don’t be afraid to use your safe word,” is gently delivered, and Moby Butt’s line about communication being key to love is a highlight.

That said, the story’s climax felt a bit underwhelming. After seven years of anticipation, Captain Amber and Moby Butt finally get together, but the long-awaited tryst lacked the detailed payoff one might hope for. Also, Captain Amber’s introspective moment post-orgasm felt a little rushed.

Despite these minor critiques, Moby Butt is an enjoyable read for anyone who loves Tingle’s unique blend of humor, eroticism, and heart. It’s a quirky, fun adventure that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still delivering an important message about trust and communication in relationships.

[Esme Brown · Rating 4 out of 5]

true art