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384 pages, Hardcover
First published June 2, 2020
I gasp loudly. To be honest, everything about them are absolutely perfect, 250 percent pageant-worthy. Frank has the well-shaped buttocks of a prize-winning golden retriever and the legginess of a standard-size schnauzer.
Hearing my messy, snot-waterfalling sniffles, my dad makes some kind of barn animal grunt in return, but he still doesn't speak or look at me.
Frank's mouth is moving, but I can't help thinking about the too-symmetrical shape of his lips, which is like a geometry lesson in itself. The way that he overpronounces his words and nibbles beautifully on his lower lip when he's concentrating. It's adorable and fascinating. Almost like watching a quirky but intelligent chipmunk.
“Let’s face it, Jeff. Our daughter is going to be a loser.”
“And how can I be self-absorbed? I’m the most selfless person on the planet, after Gandhi.”
“How can my dad be kicking me out of my home and sending me to live with a strange country with strange people???!!”



Diversity tag: chinese-american mc, chinese-american side characters, chinese side-characters, #ownvoices, chinese-american author
Trigger warnings/content warnings: underage drinking, drugs, drunk driving, sex scenes (not explicit), cheating
I, Iris Wang, was born to be unlucky.

“You’re…really boring,” he finally says, looking deeply uncomfortable. “You’re superficial, self-absorbed, and you kind of think the world revolves around you.”
…
“You’re narcissistic, Iris. And vapid. You just try too hard.”
“What’s wrong with that?” I say, not understanding. How can I be all these things? I’m just one person.
I’ve just failed Algebra II. And AP Economics. And World History. And English!!!!
How does one even fail English? It’s my first and only language.



“She’s not even going to community college. Let’s face it, Jeff. Our daughter is going to be a loser.”
But once she realizes that I’m her long-lost American cousin, she’ll know that this has been a gigantic misunderstanding and we’ll automatically be BFF’s.
Family can always forgive and find each other.


Is he mixing up Ruby’s grandparents with mine? Wait, do cousins even have the same grandparents? How do family trees work?
