Homer and Virgil weren’t #woke enough to tell you the tale of Herman, the ancient hero with the magical ability to mimic the genitals of any creature on earth. Herman’s quest to save a pack of hump-first feral dogs is thwarted at every turn by a pantheon of immature goddesses and gods that act like cliquey high school students. It’s stupid. It’s fun. Just read the first two pages and you’ll see what’s up.