Police Sergeant Greg Lestrade truly disliked the part of the job that had him return runaway androids to their owners or, for the abandoned or confiscated ones, to the government-approved private shelters that housed them until they again could be sold. Returning this particular escapee, Mycroft, to his shelter stung a little more than usual, but that wasn't important in the grand scheme of things. After all, it wasn't as if he'd ever see the bot again...
Characters are marginally less... hysterical... than standard EventHorizon Sherlock characters, so I could actually enjoy the story without (as much) cringing (as usual). Also... Mycroft the android? Yes please!