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158 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 16, 2020
- The King of Bulvania is a 19 year old monk who’s lived isolated on a mountain since he was 14.
- He makes friends with a 102 year old relative who was passed over for the throne because he was gay.
- His predecessor was (probably, definitely) murdered by the queen, her lover, and maybe also the Archbishop.
- The Queen, her lover, and the Archbishop are holy wow homophobic.
- The Royal Guard is extremely important, primarily because they have loads of gay orgies.
- Washington, DC is the gayest city in America (??? Is this true? I have never heard this and I’m from there.), and the State Department is the gayest department in the government (again ???? What is even happening here?), which is relevant solely because Logan is being forced to leave what is apparently gay nirvana.
- Logan is primarily important because he has aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the sex aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the men.
- Logan’s dad is low-key homophobic, and he’s been tapped by the Republican administration to be the ambassador to Bulvania, so he forces Logan to go with him. Because if he’s going to be miserable, he also wants Logan to be miserable. Alternatively, he wants Logan to settle down and be happy. IDK.
- Logan makes friends with the Royal Guards. (You know what I’m saying.)
- The King wants to reform an isolated country, mired in tradition, with rampant homophobia, in, like, three months.
- The American Mission is probably the worst trained diplomatic corps in the history of diplomacy.