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Wanker

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PLEASE NOTE: this novel contains lots of pervy, kinky sex stuff (more than you'll get in those Fifty Shades books for sure), helpful hints for doing your taxes, startling revelations about the afterlife, the first comprehensive Theory Of Everything, the possibility (however remote) of redemption and an excellent recipe for turkey and broccoli stir-fry with garlic and ginger. What more could you want? WARNING: This is a book for adults. All characters are and are represented as over 18. All sex acts depicted are consensual. WARNING: If it's sure-fire, one-hand reading, get-you-off erotic stimulation you're after, then Wanker probably isn't what you're looking for - like a lot of real-life sex, Wanker is dark comedy bordering on tragic farce. It's Spring 2003 - President George W. Bush has declared 'Mission Accomplished' in Iraq, 99% of the human genome has been sequenced, the last signal has been received from the Pioneer 10 spacecraft which is 12 billion kilometres from earth and some people just can't stop looking at internet porn . . .

350 pages, Paperback

First published June 26, 2013

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Ted Polhemus

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