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336 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 5, 2020
❝ She grew inside me, developed a heart right underneath mine and sometimes I know what she's feeling before she does.
"One is carrying some extra dad weight. He's the mom."
"I wonder, yet again, why the best-looking men in San Francisco are gay."
PRIVATE SCHOOL ADMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN. Subtext: Let the freaking out, sucking up, buying in, overstating, under-listening, overselling, calling in of favors, pushing boundaries, and, in general appalling parental antics begin.
The more Bay Area parents feign "it's all good, everything will work out," my stats show what a higher pain in the ass quotient they are.