Update :
Greatly disturbed by this question, I had a talk with my cats today. I said look, it's about my eyeballs.
They said - Oh, so you know about the eyeball thing. Who told you?
I said It's in this book. Everyone knows now.
They said This is gonna be bad for cats.
I said Look, I like you, I'm a fair person, I want to make a deal. If I predecease you, you can have the eyeballs, I'll bequeath them. But no eating them off my head. They'll be removed by a proper eye doctor in a dignified manner, okay? Plus - if you predecease me, I get your fur for gloves.
They conferred for a while and then we shook on it. I feel a lot better now.
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This is a question I have never asked myself before. So now I need this book to find out the answer.
But wait - I have two cats. If I keel over and expire on the spot one day at home, will they take one eyeball each? Or, as usually happens when I dish up food at the same time, will Hatter scoff his eyeball really quick and then shoulder Miranda out of the way as she is nibbling delicately on her eyeball? And I will not be there to tell him off for his unseemly manners. Well, I will be there, of course, but I won't be functional. Except as lunch.
So - when they look at me, as they often do, are they just eyeing up the eyeballs? Is that all I am to them? So many questions.