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367 pages, Paperback
First published July 2, 2019
"These tiny things are called qubits. If it helps, then think of them as imaginary spheres. If it doesn't help, then don't. A qubit is not what we imagine and yet it is. It is anything we would like, and yet all things at the same time. This makes it an improbably flexible basis for computing."
"Nothing you are told is real. Remember this, until we tell you that something you are being told is real. Actually, the thing we are telling you, that nothing you are told is real, is actually real. That thing is real, about nothing being real. Just that thing though and nothing else. Is that clear?"
"We need to stop humanity making so many errors,” he said, the next time he spoke to Guy.
“The Real Douglas Varley, when you are Bespoken I not understand you,” said Guy. “You need to make your input more clear otherwise your output is unclear.”
“Am I being translated into Bespoke?”
“Of course! Deity!”
“My input is clear, I think,” said the Real Douglas Varley. “Maybe Bespoke needs adjusting.”
“I need you to tell me what is happening. Or you will lose your job. It’s very easy.”
But it wasn’t easy!
[...]
“Deity! I’m ending the call! I’m extremely angry with you. This is totally not good, at all!”
“Yes of course.”
“Swearing Deity! Penis!”
"What about Lionel Bigman?” said Laura Adebayo.
“In the case of the tragic suicide by droid of Lionel Bigman, I am afraid there was nothing we could do,” said Varley.
“How did he commit suicide exactly?”
“His behaviour was suicidal. All the available footage has corroborated this.”
“Which we can’t see, because of the New Official Secrets Act,” said Laura Adebayo.
“Beetle is not responsible for legislation in our country,” said Dougas Varley.
“Are you sure?” said Laura Adebayo.
“Objection!” said Ted Henderson, again.
“Objection sustained,” said the judge.