Welcome to DON¹T BE SO RIDICULOUS VALLEY, home of ERGO the slug, and some fairies, plus quite a lot of other slugs, gnomes and stuff. Can a slug defeat an army of nasty, evil, Christmas-hating, slug-squashing PIGFROGS? Can a slug learn to play the piano, even though he has no hands? Can he trick a beautiful fairy into fancying him for long enough to marry him and live happily ever after? Probably not, but if you don¹t try...
Step with us into the crazy world of ERGO. Join us for a walk across Don¹t Be So Ridiculous Valley (which is actually a hill) to Woodland Land, home of Nigel and Dotty Farnsebarnes (two other fairies). Yep, there¹s a ton of fairies in this book, and heaps of slugs. You won¹t go short of fairies and slugs in THIS book, no, Sir (or Madam)!
Written, just for a laugh, by Mike Batt - known for his work with the WOMBLES (as their songwriter and the composer and director of their forthcoming CGI TV series). WOMBLE ABSENCE WARNING: This book has nothing to do with the Wombles. We hope you aren't disappointed.
Can a slug leaarn to play the piano, even though he has no hands? Can a slug defeat an army of nasty, evil Christmas -hating slug-squashing Pigfrogs? Can he trick a beautiful fairy into fancying him for long enough to marry him and live happily ever after?
Probably not, but if you don't try..... Step with us into the crazy world of Don't Be So Ridiculous Valley (which is actually a hill) and to Woodland land, home of two married helicopter pilots, Nigel and Dotty Farnsbarnes.
Yep, there's a ton of fairies, and slugs in this book! No question.