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4 STARS FOR:
Fantastic Back Stories: The Crimes of Plot Holes✨
Unlike the riveting plot and adventure that captivated me from start to finish that we had in book/movie one, this one felt like a whole lot of traveling with not much else happening other than that (felt a lot like a filler). That’s not to say it was all entirely boring, I did like it, just not as much as the first one 🤷🏻♀️
It’s like.. there was traveling, and then there were a lot of mini plot lines with each character, but not many of them really went that far anywhere, you know? And all the backstories of all the characters. Like all of them. There IS such a thing as TOO MUCH back story, yeah? Could be just me, but🤷🏻♀️
Also, READ THE REST AT YOUR OWN RISK because I might unintentionally reveal something🙈
So yeah,
You’ve been warned 🤷🏻♀️
SO, time for some points that made this not receive 5 stars:
•Why was Nagini there? I mean, she was great but... not really necessary at the moment...
•Queenie, hunny, Rowling did you dirty in this one. That’s all I’m sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
•Leta Lestrange, that whole plot line involving her was weird to me. Idk why really, I personally just felt it was all delivered in a weird way?? (Is it just me??) and I can’t even really remember it. (I should go back and read it😅) also I HATE when a new character is introduced and I start to genuinely like them then they die. Like we JUST met you😑 (Okay, so Rowling did YOU dirty too, Leta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Side note: I’m not a diehard Tina + Newt fan sooo... Theseus stole Leta from Newt (now where was THAT back story, HMM???🤨) change my mind 🤷🏻♀️
•Does it actually make sense that Professor McGonagall (I’m sure I butchered the spelling of her name) was there?? Like is she even supposed to be alive yet? Because if I recall correctly she’s not supposed to be... Do I spy a *plot hole* or nah??? 👀
•(So this one is more of a movie plot hole, but I thought the memes about it were really funny so this one is more for fun 😆)
Dumbledore is very young looking in this one, obviously, it all takes place before the original Harry Potter books/movies. But that means he ages very fast in the original Harry Potter when it flashes back to when Dumbledore is retrieving Tom Riddle. Because that’s not a long time after this Crimes of Grindelwald instalment. Being a Hogwarts Professor must be very stressful, resulting in quicker, visible aging 😆
•Dumbledore is teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts... wasn’t he a Transfiguration Prof?? Or am I remembering wrong? 🤔
•Then you get a slight bombshell involving Credence dropped at the end, and I was annoyed about nothing really big happening the entire time, and then at the end Rowling just kinda going “Imma just leave this here for a bit” and leaving me with this cliffhanger for a few years😐
Maybe I just feel this way because the first one had such a satisfying ending to me so I expected this one to as well, idk 😂 (might I also mention that said bomb shell MIGHT also be a plot hole?? Because I don’t remember this being mentioned with involving characters really at all in the original Harry Potter... 🤷🏻♀️)
BUT all in all, I got my Newt and Jacob moments, there were a couple of fantastic beasts as promised (also, BABY Nifflers!?🥺), it was still relatively magical, AND, *bonus* it took place in Paris mostly(which I loved because I love Paris— even though I’ve never been😂) so despite its flaws and numerous plot holes, it was still fairly enjoyable pour moi, so it’s a solid 4/5 for me 👌🏻
EDIT:
ALSO, we have the little gem of a moment where Newt tells Tina she has eyes like a salamander’s and I thought that whole thing was so funny but cute because it was Newt🥺👌🏻😭😂
**May 14, 2019**