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The Mobster's Masseuse
When I woke up this morning, I never expected my first massage client of the day to be notorious Boston mob boss Walker McManus. Nor did I expect the dangerously attractive criminal to offer fifty thousand dollars to give me the message, instead. The surprises keep coming, too. Because Walker isn’t satisfied with one session. Oh, no. He wants an entire lifetime of them. With me. And he’s not accustomed to hearing the word no…
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First published August 28, 2019
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January 12, 2023
The rating it deserves: 1 star
The rating it's getting: 5 little virgin queen stars
No greater love story has been told than that of Jessa Kane and oranges
Yes, the sneaky little fruit made an appearance once again. It was mentioned several times how the heroine smells like oranges and it turned the hero on. Truthfully, I don't see the hype, mandarins are much better in my opinion.
At this point, I don't even read Jessa Kane for the smut, I read her for the comedic relief. And let me tell you, the fact that I read this entire thing in my best Boston accent, made it that much bettah.
Before diving straight into the deep end, I just want to give my wholehearted opinion on the characters.
Walker? The love of my life
Meadow? Literally no idea who you're talking about. Never heard of her.
This novella starts out with Walker getting a massage as a gift for his birthday. He absolutely hates massages for reasons like vulnerability and only weak pussies get them while he's a big, bad mobster... or some stupid shit like that.
Either way, no one cares.
The point is while he reluctantly goes to his massage appointment he never anticipates meeting Meadow, whose only talent is breathing, massages and not liking being kidnapped. Basically his perfect woman. I'm sure he will one day write poetry about her complicated personality and deep, soul moving thoughts.
Now because her POV is just soo....rich
I'll be focusing only on Walker to spare you the mind-boggling philosophy of this girl's brain
damn, sure is inconvenient to be kidnapped by a hot older man that called her his queen about 78 times since you've met him yesterday, who is madly in love with you and now also wants to marry you
Life can be so hard sometimes
Let's pull the breaks though....
To all of my fellow insta-love haters out there? This one's for you babes. This book isn't just the epitome of insta-love, it should be used as its national anthem.
Him:
➥Met her for the first time TODAY, actually THIS HOUR
➥Less than 10 minutes into their massage session
➥Doesn't even know her last fucking name :
Also him:
3 seconds later....
But you know what. I don't even care anymore, because everything that comes out of Walker's mouth needs to be quoted and framed on a wall.
I'm pretty sure I heard the same words come out of Gordon Ramsay's mouth when he talks about steak
he called her a little virgin QUEEENENENNENENENE
You can consider me passed away.
Time of death 11:05am.
Don't even fucking ask why I'm reading Jessa Kane at 11am. I know it's the equivalent to getting hammered at lunch on a weekday.
Shit happens.
Am fuck okay....that was kinda hot-
Not the "my king" bullshit again. This is like daddy kink on crack.
Walker's men while he introduces some random bitch as their queen:
I order a petition for an alternative plot to be written, where Meadow cheats on Walker and he wrings her neck.
Don't mind him. He is just randomly getting shot at while reminiscing how he fell in love about as casually as changing socks.
I can confidently say that I fucking love Walker MacManus-
don't even get me started on his name💀
He is a full-fledged crazy person, someone needs to bring this man a mic because everything he says just shoots straight up serotonin into my veins.
Every time I read him say that, my depression slowly recedes.
And for the finale. The quote of all quotes. The only fucking reason I gave this book 5 stars.
In conclusion:
Me at the beginning of this book: I'm never calling a man "my king" wtf is wrong with you
*Walker MacManus exists*
Me now:
PS; Don't trust my rating people, this book was bad bad but I'm also dumb dumb. So take that into account before spending your money on this masterpiece😌
The rating it's getting: 5 little virgin queen stars
No greater love story has been told than that of Jessa Kane and oranges
Yes, the sneaky little fruit made an appearance once again. It was mentioned several times how the heroine smells like oranges and it turned the hero on. Truthfully, I don't see the hype, mandarins are much better in my opinion.
At this point, I don't even read Jessa Kane for the smut, I read her for the comedic relief. And let me tell you, the fact that I read this entire thing in my best Boston accent, made it that much bettah.
Before diving straight into the deep end, I just want to give my wholehearted opinion on the characters.
Walker? The love of my life
Meadow? Literally no idea who you're talking about. Never heard of her.
This novella starts out with Walker getting a massage as a gift for his birthday. He absolutely hates massages for reasons like vulnerability and only weak pussies get them while he's a big, bad mobster... or some stupid shit like that.
Either way, no one cares.
The point is while he reluctantly goes to his massage appointment he never anticipates meeting Meadow, whose only talent is breathing, massages and not liking being kidnapped. Basically his perfect woman. I'm sure he will one day write poetry about her complicated personality and deep, soul moving thoughts.
Now because her POV is just soo....rich
I'll be focusing only on Walker to spare you the mind-boggling philosophy of this girl's brain
“You don’t seem to mind, seeing as you’ve kidnapped me.”
He doesn’t even bother denying it! Who is this shameless man who is inconveniently mesmerizing me?
damn, sure is inconvenient to be kidnapped by a hot older man that called her his queen about 78 times since you've met him yesterday, who is madly in love with you and now also wants to marry you
Life can be so hard sometimes
Let's pull the breaks though....
To all of my fellow insta-love haters out there? This one's for you babes. This book isn't just the epitome of insta-love, it should be used as its national anthem.
Him:
➥Met her for the first time TODAY, actually THIS HOUR
➥Less than 10 minutes into their massage session
➥Doesn't even know her last fucking name :
Also him:
An ugly thought rears its head and I rip my mouth away from hers, leaning down until our foreheads are touching. “How the hell did my friend know I was going to love this massage so much? You put your pretty hands on other men?”
3 seconds later....
There’s just a split second of time where she smiles at me, I smile back, and that’s it. This is where I fall in love with Meadow. An inch away from her pussy while she graces me with a quirk of her lips. She becomes the most important thing in my life, just like that, because nothing and no one has ever filled me with this much purpose. Or affection. I’m in love with this girl. In love without an exit, as if I’d ever fucking look for one.
“Call me your king when you cream, Meadow.”
“No,” she gasps.
I stop thrusting and she cries out, clawing at me, trying to rub her little cunt on me, but I back my hips up. “Who am I?”
“My king! My king!”
But you know what. I don't even care anymore, because everything that comes out of Walker's mouth needs to be quoted and framed on a wall.
The world’s most expensive wine, the earth’s rarest delicacies, could not compare to the taste of Meadow’s cunt. She’s intoxicating. Sweet. Juicy. Smooth.
I'm pretty sure I heard the same words come out of Gordon Ramsay's mouth when he talks about steak
“Go on, little virgin queen. Give me everything your pussy makes. All the tasty wetness. It goes on this king cock. Every time.”
he called her a little virgin QUEEENENENNENENENE
You can consider me passed away.
Time of death 11:05am.
Don't even fucking ask why I'm reading Jessa Kane at 11am. I know it's the equivalent to getting hammered at lunch on a weekday.
Shit happens.
“I love you,” he says again, his jaw popping. “In a way that borders on insane. Insane. And you will not leave. Are we clear?”
I nod. I can’t do anything else.
Am fuck okay....that was kinda hot-
“You know how I like you to answer me,” he murmurs, his tongue dipping into the hollow of my neck. “Are we clear , Meadow?”
Heat spreads in my belly. “Yes, my king.”
Not the "my king" bullshit again. This is like daddy kink on crack.
“This is your queen.” His voice cracks like a whip with that statement to his men. “You protect her with your lives. You speak to her and of her with respect. And you don’t. Fucking. Touch. What’s mine . Not even for a handshake. Or you’ll pay with your life.”
Walker's men while he introduces some random bitch as their queen:
I’m reeling from the sincerity in his voice when I feel his hand around my throat. “And I think it goes without saying that if you ever go near another man, I will wring this pretty little neck. Won’t I?
I order a petition for an alternative plot to be written, where Meadow cheats on Walker and he wrings her neck.
Fuck this. I just fell in love today and I won’t be separated from her.
Don't mind him. He is just randomly getting shot at while reminiscing how he fell in love about as casually as changing socks.
I can confidently say that I fucking love Walker MacManus-
don't even get me started on his name💀
He is a full-fledged crazy person, someone needs to bring this man a mic because everything he says just shoots straight up serotonin into my veins.
he hooks three fingers in the crotch of my panties and rips the material in half, before guiding his shaft to my wet flesh and dragging it up and back. “Take a seat on this fucking throne, my queen.”
Every time I read him say that, my depression slowly recedes.
You’d think my obsession with Meadow would mellow over the course of five years, but it’s grown into an inferno. Taken on a life of its own. There is a building across the street from her massage studio and I’ve bought out the top floor so I can watch her work through binoculars. She has no idea how much time I spend fucking my hand while she prepares her massage rooms or straightens pillows in the waiting area. I’m a lunatic for her.
And for the finale. The quote of all quotes. The only fucking reason I gave this book 5 stars.
“Tell me what I want to hear,” I shout into her neck.
Her pussy clamps down and her body arches and strains, the orgasm consuming her and bringing mine roaring to the surface. “Fill me up.” Her thighs squeeze around me and she sobs the last part in my ear. “Breed me, my king.”
In conclusion:
Me at the beginning of this book: I'm never calling a man "my king" wtf is wrong with you
*Walker MacManus exists*
Me now:
PS; Don't trust my rating people, this book was bad bad but I'm also dumb dumb. So take that into account before spending your money on this masterpiece😌
December 19, 2019
4 Hellcat Stars ⭐
Meadow has scraped her way out of poverty and the trailer parks to accomplish more then she hoped. What she hadn’t expected was a new client who thought he could manipulate her because of who he was. But a girl can change her mind…
"I’ve fantasized about moments like this, never thinking they’d happen anywhere but in my mind. What would Walker think if he knew I’d warred against two opposing needs for years? The need to finally be in control of my life…and have control wrestled away in the heat of passion."
Walker McManus is the ‘most notorious crime boss in Boston’ and doesn’t let his guard down for anybody. Because a moment of distraction is what separates him from life or death. So being given a massage isn't exactly ideal until he lays eyes on Meadow. Apart from his instant attraction to her, he can’t help admiring this gorgeous woman with a backbone and resistance. He instinctively realises that she is definitely who he wants and intends to have. However, he will quickly realise that just a few orgasms isn't enough to keep her.
"I see you, baby. I know your fucking flavor."
Holy hotness….I was expecting a sexy, smutty and instalove read and this book delivered, except I didn’t think I'd genuinely enjoy it as much as I did. The Mobster’s Masseuse was the perfect erotic escapism and kudos for the beautiful cover!
Meadow has scraped her way out of poverty and the trailer parks to accomplish more then she hoped. What she hadn’t expected was a new client who thought he could manipulate her because of who he was. But a girl can change her mind…
"I’ve fantasized about moments like this, never thinking they’d happen anywhere but in my mind. What would Walker think if he knew I’d warred against two opposing needs for years? The need to finally be in control of my life…and have control wrestled away in the heat of passion."
Walker McManus is the ‘most notorious crime boss in Boston’ and doesn’t let his guard down for anybody. Because a moment of distraction is what separates him from life or death. So being given a massage isn't exactly ideal until he lays eyes on Meadow. Apart from his instant attraction to her, he can’t help admiring this gorgeous woman with a backbone and resistance. He instinctively realises that she is definitely who he wants and intends to have. However, he will quickly realise that just a few orgasms isn't enough to keep her.
"I see you, baby. I know your fucking flavor."
Holy hotness….I was expecting a sexy, smutty and instalove read and this book delivered, except I didn’t think I'd genuinely enjoy it as much as I did. The Mobster’s Masseuse was the perfect erotic escapism and kudos for the beautiful cover!
August 20, 2020
4 “My king” stars 🌟
Mine. I knew it the moment I saw her.
My future just got a hell of a lot more interesting. I wonder if she has a single clue she’s already sealed her fate.
Strong heroine ✔
This is a girl that will put up with none of my bullshit and I never thought that would be so fucking appealing. But it is. Because it’s Meadow. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my days butting heads with this beauty.
With Jessa Kane, insta-love is pretty much guaranteed. However, this was so much more. It was fast-paced, action-packed and filled with loads of drama!
I’m in love with this girl. In love without an exit, as if I’d ever fucking look for one.
So glad I found another winner by Jessa Kane! 🖤
“I’m your protector. Your provider. Your first and last fuck. I’m the hand that feeds you, I’m the one who kills for you, the one who dries your tears. I’m your king and you’re going to be my queen.”Possessive mobster hero ✔
Mine. I knew it the moment I saw her.
My future just got a hell of a lot more interesting. I wonder if she has a single clue she’s already sealed her fate.
Strong heroine ✔
This is a girl that will put up with none of my bullshit and I never thought that would be so fucking appealing. But it is. Because it’s Meadow. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my days butting heads with this beauty.
With Jessa Kane, insta-love is pretty much guaranteed. However, this was so much more. It was fast-paced, action-packed and filled with loads of drama!
I’m in love with this girl. In love without an exit, as if I’d ever fucking look for one.
So glad I found another winner by Jessa Kane! 🖤
September 24, 2021
𝗗𝗡𝗙 @𝟳𝟴% - 𝟭 𝘁𝗼 𝟱 ★
𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗘𝗖
— 𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮
I knew this book was about to be the next literary masterpiece the minute I read the below quote… 🍊✨
Walker smelling oranges was obviously a slight callback to her most accomplished work, Daddy's Worst Nightmare. At least, I like to think it was 😌
𝗠𝗬 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧 (𝗢𝗡 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗖𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗦)
♥ 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗖𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗦
— Dare I say he is the best hero of this year? Nay, this decade? Yes, I dare. Walker McManus is the kind of man who knows what he wants, and he takes it. For example, my mans went in for a massage, and left with the love of his life.
If that's not the most beautiful thing I have ever read, then I don't want to know what is.
His name is Walker McManus, but it should actually be Walker instant-love McManus. Because, our lovely H is so sure of himself that the literal second he locks eyes with Meadow, that's it. Boom, it's over. He is in love.
As if all that wasn't enough, Walker has a sort of… kink, if you will. You see, he's the king of the Boston underworld, and because of that he declares Meadow his queen.
However, Walker being our brilliant and innovative wordsmith that he is, puts his own little spin on it. *cough* he makes Meadow call him, ❝her king,❞ every other sentence *cough*
Behold, Walker waxing poetic about ❝his queen❞ for seventy-eight pages straight ✨
And for the pies de resistance:
So, to end this appreciation post I just want to direct you guys here. Trust me, you will have zero regrets.
Now, to be serious for a second, this book is… yeah. I know what this book is, I mean for goodness sake it's called THE MOBSTER'S MASSEUSE. I knew what I was getting before I went in, and yeah… anyway, this review is for fun and not meant to be taken seriously.
❝I love you,❞ he says again, his jaw popping. ❝In a way that borders on insane. Insane. And you will not leave. Are we clear?❞
𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗘𝗖
— 𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮
I knew this book was about to be the next literary masterpiece the minute I read the below quote… 🍊✨
↳ This girl, though. She smells like oranges and the scent cuts right through me, waking up my senses.
Walker smelling oranges was obviously a slight callback to her most accomplished work, Daddy's Worst Nightmare. At least, I like to think it was 😌
𝗠𝗬 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧 (𝗢𝗡 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗖𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗦)
❝How was the massage, boss?❞ Richie asks.
❝You were right, Rich,❞ I say, slapping him on the shoulder. ❝Best goddamn massage of my life.❞
♥ 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗖𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗦
— Dare I say he is the best hero of this year? Nay, this decade? Yes, I dare. Walker McManus is the kind of man who knows what he wants, and he takes it. For example, my mans went in for a massage, and left with the love of his life.
↳ There’s just a split second of time where she smiles at me, I smile back, and that’s it. This is where I fall in love with Meadow. An inch away from her pussy while she graces me with a quirk of her lips.
I - 🥲
If that's not the most beautiful thing I have ever read, then I don't want to know what is.
His name is Walker McManus, but it should actually be Walker instant-love McManus. Because, our lovely H is so sure of himself that the literal second he locks eyes with Meadow, that's it. Boom, it's over. He is in love.
↳ Fuck this. I just fell in love today and I won’t be separated from her.
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Dear Universe, please send me a man who will fall in love with me the minute I flash him my drop dead gorgeous… smile.
As if all that wasn't enough, Walker has a sort of… kink, if you will. You see, he's the king of the Boston underworld, and because of that he declares Meadow his queen.
He may or may not have watched the final season Game of Thrones one to many times, because literally every other word outta his mouth was, ❝mah queen.❞
However, Walker being our brilliant and innovative wordsmith that he is, puts his own little spin on it. *cough* he makes Meadow call him, ❝her king,❞ every other sentence *cough*
Behold, Walker waxing poetic about ❝his queen❞ for seventy-eight pages straight ✨
↳❝Because I’m your protector. Your provider. Your first and last fuck.❞ With every title I list for myself, I give her a thrust of my rigid cock, sliding her up and down the wall. ❝I’m the hand that feeds you, I’m the one who kills for you, the one who dries your tears.❞ I trail my tongue slowly up the side of her neck. ❝I’m your king and you’re going to be my queen.❞
↳ ❝I want to make us both whole. Now come on your man’s dick. Come like an obedient queen.❞
↳ ❝Walker. My king,❞ she moans. ❝I can feel all of you.❞
↳ ❝Feel your king, Meadow. Feel me.❞
And for the pies de resistance:
↳ ❝Go on, little virgin queen. Give me everything your pussy makes. All the tasty wetness. It goes on this king cock. Every time.❞
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Did somebody say dream-fucking-man?
So, to end this appreciation post I just want to direct you guys here. Trust me, you will have zero regrets.
Now, to be serious for a second, this book is… yeah. I know what this book is, I mean for goodness sake it's called THE MOBSTER'S MASSEUSE. I knew what I was getting before I went in, and yeah… anyway, this review is for fun and not meant to be taken seriously.
There's no malice here, only love.
Love for my king, Walker McManus 😌✨👏
January 27, 2021
👑3.5-my-king-stars👑
It was good Don’t get me wrong
But it was un-freaking-believable 🤣
When the guy said the L word I was full on laughing 😂
What can I say?
It was unconventionally funny 🤭
This is Jessa Kane for you
Cheesy hot quickie 😇
It was good Don’t get me wrong
But it was un-freaking-believable 🤣
When the guy said the L word I was full on laughing 😂
What can I say?
It was unconventionally funny 🤭
This is Jessa Kane for you
Cheesy hot quickie 😇
June 18, 2023
✅Mobsters
✅Masseuses
✅Extra
✅Spicy
✅Cringe
✅Kidnapping
✅Banter
✅Oranges🍊
✅Loved every second
In that moment, I worry he's gone insane. The light in his eyes is positively unholy. "I'm trying really hard here, Meadow," he says in a strangled whisper. "I'm trying really fucking hard not to blow up. Because I know I was wrong. I know I was a monster to you, so I'm going to attempt not to strangle you for crawling toward a man with a gun."
"He was going to shoot you."
"You just left me, Meadow," he rasps. "I was almost hoping he would."
One of JK's more self-aware books, and a thoroughly satisfying mobster romance.
✅Masseuses
✅Extra
✅Spicy
✅Cringe
✅Kidnapping
✅Banter
✅Oranges🍊
✅Loved every second
In that moment, I worry he's gone insane. The light in his eyes is positively unholy. "I'm trying really hard here, Meadow," he says in a strangled whisper. "I'm trying really fucking hard not to blow up. Because I know I was wrong. I know I was a monster to you, so I'm going to attempt not to strangle you for crawling toward a man with a gun."
"He was going to shoot you."
"You just left me, Meadow," he rasps. "I was almost hoping he would."
One of JK's more self-aware books, and a thoroughly satisfying mobster romance.
June 4, 2023
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WHAT A TREAT!!!!! I LOVED THIS SUPER SEXY AND TRASHY AND DRAMATIC READ SO MUCH!!!!! AHHH ONE OF MY FAVE JESSA KANES
WHAT A TREAT!!!!! I LOVED THIS SUPER SEXY AND TRASHY AND DRAMATIC READ SO MUCH!!!!! AHHH ONE OF MY FAVE JESSA KANES
September 16, 2019
Jessa Kane really does write the best smutty, steamy and sweet books. And I have loved every book she has written so far.
Walker is the King and the man to be feared, had never had a reason to think that love or forever was in his future that is until his best friend decides to treat him to a birthday massage and the moment he sets eyes on Meadow he knows that his life is now completely changed forever. Walker is determined that she will be his and he will do anything to make that happen although how will she react when she realises who he really is and that danger that she is now facing?
Meadow could not believe her eyes when she walked in to her new client, the mafia king himself and he is offering her the massage. Meadow has worked hard to create the life she now has and she has done it alone so when Walker decides that she belongs to him she lets him know that she lives life her way and will not let him control everything. Can Meadow really give up the life she has worked so hard for or will she give in to the love she already feels for him?
There is a little drama in this story and the heroine has an issue with her slime ball boss but this is really great read and know that I am going to re-read this book in the future.
Walker is the King and the man to be feared, had never had a reason to think that love or forever was in his future that is until his best friend decides to treat him to a birthday massage and the moment he sets eyes on Meadow he knows that his life is now completely changed forever. Walker is determined that she will be his and he will do anything to make that happen although how will she react when she realises who he really is and that danger that she is now facing?
Meadow could not believe her eyes when she walked in to her new client, the mafia king himself and he is offering her the massage. Meadow has worked hard to create the life she now has and she has done it alone so when Walker decides that she belongs to him she lets him know that she lives life her way and will not let him control everything. Can Meadow really give up the life she has worked so hard for or will she give in to the love she already feels for him?
There is a little drama in this story and the heroine has an issue with her slime ball boss but this is really great read and know that I am going to re-read this book in the future.
November 17, 2020
I Imagined Bostonian Ben Affleck or Matt Damon Talking.
*read on KU. No need of sugar daddies called promo teams*
I’ve known of Jessa Kane as a concept, but I’m not sure I’ve ever read one of her stories. Her covers are always so gorgeous! This one was, and I had to pick it up. I loved the leads, and their chemistry was intense. I love how the leading lady stood her ground. She was so relatable! I love how the leading man evolved. It’s a sweet short tease with lots of steam. I didn’t expect the writing to be this descriptive and visual! I highlighted lots of details of how she described feelings and situations. I’m looking forward to reading more of her stories! I recommend this to lovers of novellas, steam and opposites attract.
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Didn't think I'd be so entertained by this! LOL. The couple is adorable. And the comebacks are great. Smut was okay. I'm going to read more of her stuff!
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August 31, 2019
This would really be 4 stars because the raw emotion and passionate sex is amazing, BUT the quintessential heroine had me knocking off one star.
August 30, 2022
The phrase "spewed semen" will stick with me for life.
December 14, 2025
Please Mommy, don't let the slump get me 😭
Two 2 ★ books in a row? Nope, I'm not letting this spiral out of control 💅🏻
So, we go back to basics ↬ A Jessa Kane smutty novella 🙌🙌🙌
And you know how I was rewarded? With my first sassy, doesn't take her kidnapping lying down JK heroine 🤯👏👏👏
Sure, she almost gets taken the second she runs away, therefore proving the hero was right to lock her away in the first place, but, hey! she tried 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Two 2 ★ books in a row? Nope, I'm not letting this spiral out of control 💅🏻
So, we go back to basics ↬ A Jessa Kane smutty novella 🙌🙌🙌
And you know how I was rewarded? With my first sassy, doesn't take her kidnapping lying down JK heroine 🤯👏👏👏
Sure, she almost gets taken the second she runs away, therefore proving the hero was right to lock her away in the first place, but, hey! she tried 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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October 23, 2022
Me encanta leer los clásicos 🫡
September 1, 2019
"The Mobster's Masseuse" is the story of Meadow and Walker.
This Jessa Kane story has a virgin masseuse heroine, a mobster hero client, some birthday hanky panky, mild violence and drama, loads of breeding sex and HEA.
Compared to her other books, this is more sweet and hella tame. But a good one time read.
Safe
3/5
This Jessa Kane story has a virgin masseuse heroine, a mobster hero client, some birthday hanky panky, mild violence and drama, loads of breeding sex and HEA.
Compared to her other books, this is more sweet and hella tame. But a good one time read.
Safe
3/5
September 1, 2019
If Jessa Kane writes it, then I read it! The hero was so obsessive and possessive and I couldn't get enough. Already looking forward to her next release!
October 20, 2019
Yes, I only read this because of the title. Don't judge me.
April 27, 2020
4.5 stars
This really short read was smutty and lovey dovey and totally a great freaking read.
Walker’s obsession with Meadow was over the top. If you take out the logical from the book, it makes the book work — which is what I did and why I loved it.
There is age gap, kidnapping, and sex in this read. All totally worth it. All totally awesome. All definitely leading it to be re-read worthy.
I can’t wait to read more of Jessa Kane’s books!!
This really short read was smutty and lovey dovey and totally a great freaking read.
Walker’s obsession with Meadow was over the top. If you take out the logical from the book, it makes the book work — which is what I did and why I loved it.
There is age gap, kidnapping, and sex in this read. All totally worth it. All totally awesome. All definitely leading it to be re-read worthy.
I can’t wait to read more of Jessa Kane’s books!!
June 8, 2022
not this alleged “mobster” having a name like walker macmanus.
where’s the spice for the sauce, miss kane? gordon ramsey would be so disappointed!
also no daddy kink? IN A JESSA KANE NOVELLA?! did i accidentally step into an alternate universe where the word daddy doesn't exist 🤯
i love it here 💖
at this point i'll have to tag this girl in every book i read 🤡 anna
where’s the spice for the sauce, miss kane? gordon ramsey would be so disappointed!
also no daddy kink? IN A JESSA KANE NOVELLA?! did i accidentally step into an alternate universe where the word daddy doesn't exist 🤯
i love it here 💖
at this point i'll have to tag this girl in every book i read 🤡 anna
September 1, 2019
3.5 ⭐
leaking all over the table
Walker is a badass cold controlling mobster who has stress but says he doesn't so his good friend sets him up for a massage. Already made up his mind he was going to skip the massage.. but once he saw Meadow he wanted her under him wanted a ring on her finger..
And danggg she pushed his buttons 🤣 stood her ground even when he was controlling, but her body faught her lol. Doing some dirtty on the table but not going to far has both feeling alot of emotions. And alot of drama from his enemies and her creepy boss has him on edge.
But Walker takes Super OTT alpha to the next level when he tries to protect her by locking her up in his house but he thinks he's doing the right thing when he knows he isn't.. that pushes Meadow to far she escapes and almost gets herself kidnapped and killed by Walkers Enemies.
I love how Walker owned up that he was to protective and made a compromise with her since she wants to keep working..
No ow drama slight om drama (boss), Drama, sexy times, virgin gal and no manwhore (but spoke brief of his past)
Recommend- yes/maybe
Cover-⭐⭐⭐
Instalove/lust
Push/pull from h
Anal play
Safe-ish
Sexually assaulted
No condom.
35H/19h
Hea
Epilogue
leaking all over the table
Walker is a badass cold controlling mobster who has stress but says he doesn't so his good friend sets him up for a massage. Already made up his mind he was going to skip the massage.. but once he saw Meadow he wanted her under him wanted a ring on her finger..
And danggg she pushed his buttons 🤣 stood her ground even when he was controlling, but her body faught her lol. Doing some dirtty on the table but not going to far has both feeling alot of emotions. And alot of drama from his enemies and her creepy boss has him on edge.
But Walker takes Super OTT alpha to the next level when he tries to protect her by locking her up in his house but he thinks he's doing the right thing when he knows he isn't.. that pushes Meadow to far she escapes and almost gets herself kidnapped and killed by Walkers Enemies.
I love how Walker owned up that he was to protective and made a compromise with her since she wants to keep working..
No ow drama slight om drama (boss), Drama, sexy times, virgin gal and no manwhore (but spoke brief of his past)
Recommend- yes/maybe
Cover-⭐⭐⭐
Instalove/lust
Push/pull from h
Anal play
Safe-ish
Sexually assaulted
No condom.
35H/19h
Hea
Epilogue
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
September 21, 2019
It was so bad, it’s almost funny.
The thing is, I really wanted to enjoy this short story. And I’m not even a hard person to please. But I just couldn’t like The Mobster’s Masseuse, not even a little bit.
First, I don’t like a guy who ‘barks’ at his girl. It makes me mad. Second, even his love confession sounded bad. Third, I couldn’t help but think that it was all ridiculous. All of it. Like a bad gangter movie with bad actors, you know. And last but not least, I found worse than the daddy kink. The "call me 'my king'" kink and I don’t know if I want to laugh or roll my eyes - probably a little bit of both, actually.
Thank you, bye.
(But just so you know, if you liked this short story, I’m happy for you.)
The thing is, I really wanted to enjoy this short story. And I’m not even a hard person to please. But I just couldn’t like The Mobster’s Masseuse, not even a little bit.
First, I don’t like a guy who ‘barks’ at his girl. It makes me mad. Second, even his love confession sounded bad. Third, I couldn’t help but think that it was all ridiculous. All of it. Like a bad gangter movie with bad actors, you know. And last but not least, I found worse than the daddy kink. The "call me 'my king'" kink and I don’t know if I want to laugh or roll my eyes - probably a little bit of both, actually.
Thank you, bye.
(But just so you know, if you liked this short story, I’m happy for you.)
October 10, 2019
Hmm. I’m surprised that this book has so many positive reviews. I felt this book was a bit over the top.
There isn’t much of a story here. Walker is a mob boss who meets Meadow, who is a massage therapist. He decides she’s his, basically kidnaps here and they declare there love on day 1.
If you like insta-love, you may like this one. It was a miss for me.
There isn’t much of a story here. Walker is a mob boss who meets Meadow, who is a massage therapist. He decides she’s his, basically kidnaps here and they declare there love on day 1.
If you like insta-love, you may like this one. It was a miss for me.
May 28, 2021
Meadow and Walker's story... a lifetime cramped into one day... seriously, the whole book, except for the epilogue that takes place 5 years later, is the events of one day. Smutty, sweet and quite enjoyable to read.
January 2, 2022
Fückïng great novella. Has everything you need. The first Jessa Kane novella i actually wish there was a full length novel for.
August 5, 2022
Dünya üzerinde cringe diye bir şey olmasa bu kitap yine cringe olurdu… Benim için korkunç bir deneyimdi. Ayrıca instalove kapatılsın çok acil😩
September 14, 2022
4.5/5
second favourite jessa kane. hefty remains #1 🥹🫶
second favourite jessa kane. hefty remains #1 🥹🫶
July 17, 2023
Pleasantly surprised!
I’ll start by saying I’m a Jessa Kane fan and I feel like she’s one of those authors you either love or hate. So just because I loved this you might not.
I wasn’t sure what to make of this story when I read the description. It sounded a little silly but I was willing to give it a try. It turns out I couldn’t be happier that I did.
I thought this story was compelling and interesting while still being smexy steamy and just plain hot.
I love that the hero was repentant for what he did and also had to pay a little bit for his actions. Meadow didn’t just let him walk all over her she made him work for it.
This will definitely be a re-read for me.
I’ll start by saying I’m a Jessa Kane fan and I feel like she’s one of those authors you either love or hate. So just because I loved this you might not.
I wasn’t sure what to make of this story when I read the description. It sounded a little silly but I was willing to give it a try. It turns out I couldn’t be happier that I did.
I thought this story was compelling and interesting while still being smexy steamy and just plain hot.
I love that the hero was repentant for what he did and also had to pay a little bit for his actions. Meadow didn’t just let him walk all over her she made him work for it.
This will definitely be a re-read for me.
December 17, 2022
This was a straight up smut read, but I went in knowing that. The insta-lust/love was OTT for my tastes but it was enjoyable enough for what it was.
September 7, 2019
This book honestly doesn’t have to many bad ratings and people seem to really enjoy this authors writing and stories to the point where they’ve read multiple works.
I however did not like this book , I think it’s the kind of book where it’s a hit or miss. For me it was miss , although at times I did find some of the bantering between the main characters a bit funny (mainly the kitchen scene) and I liked whenever meadow stood up for herself. Other then that I was kinda amazed how controlling the main love interest was like He would do something high key cringy and I would think that would be the limit there was no way he could do something worse, and then of course he found some where to be even more controlling.
He often uses her sexual attraction to him to get his ways and use his “love” to justify him being over the top demanding /controlling. (Not only that but legit threatens to take her virginity if she doesn’t stop mentioning leaving him like what ??????)
Basically there was no plot it was basically he saw her he wanted her , and then kidnapped her and threatened her whenever she said she’d leave.
Also I hated when he made her call him king , like I don’t mind the pet name or calling your significant other stuff during steam times but bro this dude made everything so cringy and just no.
Also low key felt like I was reading a book about a dude who was secretly a werewolf , he just kept growling and saying MINE every 5 mins. Also he just describes himself as a wolf most times.
Okay I’m done with my rant.
Tropes in book:
Instalove
Controlling love interest
(I feel like there’s something I’m forgetting but idk )
I however did not like this book , I think it’s the kind of book where it’s a hit or miss. For me it was miss , although at times I did find some of the bantering between the main characters a bit funny (mainly the kitchen scene) and I liked whenever meadow stood up for herself. Other then that I was kinda amazed how controlling the main love interest was like He would do something high key cringy and I would think that would be the limit there was no way he could do something worse, and then of course he found some where to be even more controlling.
He often uses her sexual attraction to him to get his ways and use his “love” to justify him being over the top demanding /controlling. (Not only that but legit threatens to take her virginity if she doesn’t stop mentioning leaving him like what ??????)
Basically there was no plot it was basically he saw her he wanted her , and then kidnapped her and threatened her whenever she said she’d leave.
Also I hated when he made her call him king , like I don’t mind the pet name or calling your significant other stuff during steam times but bro this dude made everything so cringy and just no.
Also low key felt like I was reading a book about a dude who was secretly a werewolf , he just kept growling and saying MINE every 5 mins. Also he just describes himself as a wolf most times.
Okay I’m done with my rant.
Tropes in book:
Instalove
Controlling love interest
(I feel like there’s something I’m forgetting but idk )
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
March 2, 2020
Walker es el jefe de la mafia en Boston y por lo tanto no puede permitirse bajar la guardia. Así que cuando su mejor amigo le regala por su cumpleaños un masaje, sabe que fingirá entrar a dárselo pero jamás lo hará. Eso es hasta que conoce a su masajista, Meadow y entonces las cosas cambian, quizá el no sea el que reciba el masaje después de todo.
He leído poco de Jessa individualmente pero los pocos que he leído me han gustado mucho y este la verdad ha sido un poco diferente. Normalmente sus personajes masculinos son un poco más rudos y oscuros que los habituales (aquí también lo son) pero en este caso ha hecho drama suficiente, no excesivo no me malentendais, pero ha hecho drama cuando normalmente las autoras en estos libros cortos hacen mínimo drama. Con esto solo digo que ha sido poco habitual pero aún así me ha gustado. Siempre me gustan estos libros para pasar el rato sin complicarse!
He leído poco de Jessa individualmente pero los pocos que he leído me han gustado mucho y este la verdad ha sido un poco diferente. Normalmente sus personajes masculinos son un poco más rudos y oscuros que los habituales (aquí también lo son) pero en este caso ha hecho drama suficiente, no excesivo no me malentendais, pero ha hecho drama cuando normalmente las autoras en estos libros cortos hacen mínimo drama. Con esto solo digo que ha sido poco habitual pero aún así me ha gustado. Siempre me gustan estos libros para pasar el rato sin complicarse!
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