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Kittywampus
The galaxy is a dangerous place. Even for pirates.
Dread Captain Harry is revered as a hero back home on Cern, where his tribe of donkey-riding symbionts have resided peacefully for centuries.
Steve knows better. Unfortunately, it’s his job to play chaperone as youth campers leave their planet for the first time to visit his despised rival.
En route to New Haven, they quickly learn that the galaxy’s a dangerous and chaotic place. But for Steve, bigger problems loom than lethal space marauders.
They’ve all been invited to join Uncle Harry’s Pirate Academy. It’s a golden chance to expose Harry as a fraud, but that begs the bigger question … what exactly is a pirate, anyway?
Dread Captain Harry is revered as a hero back home on Cern, where his tribe of donkey-riding symbionts have resided peacefully for centuries.
Steve knows better. Unfortunately, it’s his job to play chaperone as youth campers leave their planet for the first time to visit his despised rival.
En route to New Haven, they quickly learn that the galaxy’s a dangerous and chaotic place. But for Steve, bigger problems loom than lethal space marauders.
They’ve all been invited to join Uncle Harry’s Pirate Academy. It’s a golden chance to expose Harry as a fraud, but that begs the bigger question … what exactly is a pirate, anyway?
171 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 1, 2020
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Ethan Freckleton
20 books24 followersWhether I’m writing self-help books, songs, or absurdist low-brow comedies, my works embody the authentic and sometimes irreverent perspectives of a person who has tried to live in two worlds at once: one of professional and technical excellence, and another of romantic abandon, in search of a world that values love over fear.
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April 1, 2020
I absolutely love the cover! It’s so Starship Ass! This has been one of the funniest, most hopeful, and true to life bits of satire I’ve read in a very long time! I’m totally in love with this new series. It’s one of the most original Science Fiction Comedy stories that I've read of its kind in years, besides Starship Ass, of course . Action, suspense, and characters you really care about...what more could I ask for? Sweet, hilarious, snarky, sarcastic, tons of humour, full of warmth, delightful characters..if Harry was not enough, we get a whole bunch from the Pirate Academy, astounding scenarios, amazing aliens, out of this planets..wonderful! Can’t wait to read the next installment!
April 27, 2020
Wonderful again by Ethan Freckleton. Harry is one cool donkey. Steve tries so hard to keep things straight and raise the youngsters right The youngsters are funny trying to be grown up. Highly recommend this series
June 5, 2020
I love Kitty Wampus and the world(s) in which it exists. I love space opera and humor but it’s very rare to find both in the same book. Yet, here both genres are combined into a smile inducing read that has me anxiously awaiting the next book in this series. I highly recommend it!
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