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155 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 9, 2016
Maybe he can fuck the crush out.


“Let me get this out. I think we’ve had some serious miscommunication (emphasis mine) going on here. So. Just” —he heaves a loud sigh, repeats himself— “let me get this out. I like you. I’d like to date you. All the messing around? I figured I’d get what I could if you didn’t want the rest. And, you know, maybe you’d want more eventually. When you said you were going on that date, I thought you were pretty clearly telling me that I meant fuck all. So. I’m not over you. Never have been. Thought that was obvious.”
"We think the two of you need to work out your bullshit. You’re not getting out of that room until you fix things. We’d like you to try doing this thing called talking and this other thing called listening."


"I think we're both extraordinarily stupid."

"We also know that you’re totally in love with each other. It’s occurred to us that maybe you don’t know that. So, hey, we’re making you aware. Nathan, you’re madly in love with Felix. Felix, you’re madly in love with Nathan. The two of you are big, jealous babies who have way complicated a simple situation...Now that you have this information, maybe you two could discuss it and figure out where the hell you wrongly crossed the wires."
