היי חברים וחברות,
או מאי גאד, איזה ספר פאשושי מהממי!!!!
הוא כ"כ הולך להיות ספר החודש אצלי *-*
זה ספר (שעכשיו חינמי באמזון, מצרפת קישור בסוף) מיוחד, שמתאים לאנשים שנשבר להם לקרוא על רומנטיקה שחוזרת על עצמה.... בשביל לגוון..
ככה היה לי היום!
זהו סיפור על הבת הפחות מוצלחת של קופידון (שאולי, ואולי לא הביאה את איידס לחיינו, לא נאמר בדיוק!)
שהייתה מקורקעת ב50 שנה האחרונות בגלל... טעויות העבר 🤣
שמקבלת צ'אנס נוסף להראות למה היא מסוגלת..
Oh, by the way, I’m Aiko, and I am the worst cupid in existence.
אייקו מקבלת את הקורבן שלה, וצריכה למצוא לו אהבה...
סיפור מקורי, מצחיק, מרגש ופאשושי אמיתי!!!!
מאוד אהבתי את אייקו, והפתיע אותי שנהנתי יותר מהעלילה (חייה של אייקו) ולא מערכת יחסים שהייתה פה (הקורב.... זוג האוהבים שתחת חסותה)
עכשיו סקירה עם ציטוטים... משמע סוג של ❌ספויילרים❌...⁉️
אייקו לא אמורה לרדת לארץ, אבל היא נהנת לתצפת על אנשים... ויש לה אחד מועדף ביותר.... החיי אהבה שלו לא הכי מוצלחים.
*“But I love you.” Scrambling after her, Alejandro extends one hand with a bouquet of tulips.*
וכמו שכולנו אוהבים, היא מבטא את דעתה על "תוכנית ריאלטי" שהיא צופה בה בארץ
*Who gives a woman they claim to love tulips?*
*What the heck was he thinking wearing an outfit like that and attempting to play and sing to woo this woman?
I should have grabbed some popcorn.*
*This man is desperate. “Please, Felicia.” Alejandro catches up to her now that he isn’t crawling across the ground. He manages to trap one of her hands in his.
Bad move, Al. Bad move.*
*And no, this isn’t some horrible dating show where the producers have the contestants do something crazy and over the top to either prove their love or win a trip for two to some far-off place.*
כאשר אבא של אייקו מודיע למשפחה שהיא נשלחת למשימה.... האחיות שלה פחות ... התלהבו
*“It has been decided that Aiko will now be taking on assignments again.” “What?” Seraphina is out of her seat with a face as red as a tomato. “She can’t!” “She’s a disaster,” Rafaela adds. “She’s the reason the dinosaurs died out, and because of her, humans were set back five hundred years in technological advances,” Faida adds in her chilled, quiet tone.*
אייקו היא קופידון מאוד כנה..
*“I’m here to help you find the love of your life.” This causes him to pause—freeze is a better term—as the door slams into his front. Ouch. “I’m sorry, is this a joke?” He walks the rest of the way into the next room once he manages the door, and I follow. “Because it isn’t funny. I need an assistant.” “And I will be your assistant in love,” I reply cheerfully. “I’m a cupid.” “And I’m a leprechaun,” he deadpans, crossing his arms to emphasize his lack of amusement.*
ואל (הקורבן... כלומר הבן אדם לו היא עוזרת) מאוד התרגש... מימנה....
*“Don’t believe me? I’ll prove it.” “How so?” Ignoring him, I take a deep breath, and as I slowly release it, I feel my wings extend from the center of my back, pushing my hair away and fluttering behind me. Proudly, I smile at him. “See?” “What the—?” His arms unfold as his eyes roll up into his skull, and he falls forward. Oh, no!*
היא קצת נלחצת...
*“Just great, my first assignment and I cause the guy to collapse. Go figure with my luck.” Groaning, I find nothing in the first pocket and hop over his slumbering body to dig into the other.*
אבל היי הכל טוב... פיזית..
*“Go away and leave me alone!” “I can’t.” With the tip of my one foot, I grind my toes into the flooring while bracing my hands behind my back. “Why not?” Hands shoot up into his hair, and he tugs with frustration. “I’m tethered to you, Al.” “My name is Alejandro.” He groans. Brushing him off, I continue. “The moment I took this assignment, my form was tethered to your mortal soul and will be until we find you your match.” “Then I’ll leave.” Stomping off, he throws his hands in the air and flees from me as quickly as that Felicia woman did with him the other day. What happens next has only happened to me on a couple of occasions. My body fizzles and vanishes from where I stood by the entrance, and I’m instantly standing next to Al in the other room once more. Seeing me, Al throws his head back and screams at the ceiling. “You’ve got to be kidding me?” “’fraid not, Al.”*
אבל הם כן מתחברים
*“So I have a cupid and …” He doesn’t finish his question because he’s lost. I can handle that. Been there, done that several times over. “Yes, but I’m not just yours. I’m yours for now. Once we fix your love life and find you a woman you won’t scare away, I will vanish, and you won’t have to see me again.”*
והיא מספרת לו הכל
*“Since even before I can remember, Cupid has helped others find love, except for animals, but occasionally dolphins. Don’t ask.” I point at him when he opens his mouth. “He created six of us to help him when the workload became too much for only him to bear. My sisters and I aid whoever we need to.”*
הם לומדים לחיות אחת עם השני... בערך...
*“You could have just said you needed to use the bathroom, and I would have been able to control my movement.” Shaking my head, I should really walk away and give him some privacy to do whatever he plans on doing. “Now I have to announce I need to use the bathroom?” Now he shrieks. “I didn’t make the laws, Al.” “It’s Alejandro!” “Like I said, I didn’t make the laws.” I just aided in amending them.*
לא... הכל הולך לה לפי התוכנית חחח
*His proud shoulders deflate in a single breath. “Unbelievable. I’m never going to get rid of her.” “I know you are talking to yourself, but could you please keep the conversation locked away in your head?” Skipping to catch up to him, I clasp my hands behind my back and admire the sun shining over us.*
הם מתכננים ביחד דייטים
*“Think of something romantic; a candlelight dinner somewhere, maybe?” “What about calling a library and setting up a candlelight dinner there?” Eyes bulging out of my head, I stand and wave my hands around like a mad cupid. “No, nope, absolutely not going to happen!” “What’s wrong with the idea?” Al lowered his phone to the kitchen table as he watches my freak-out with mild amusement. “Libraries are a great place to go now for a date. She might like it.” “They were the place to go in Ancient Egypt too, but my answer is still no.”*
היא מספרת לנו על דברים מעברה 🤣🤣
*“Anyway, are you ready for this? And did you have to park so far away?” Looking back over my shoulder, I can’t even see where he parked his car. City parking is a massive pain in the butt. I’m surprised humans haven’t perfected ways of flying individually yet. Oh, wait. My bad. Stupid library fire.*
כן יש פה דרמה
*“If you can’t accept your own human error in this, then you don’t deserve my help, and you certainly don’t deserve an amazing woman like Everest.”*
וכקופידון מהממי שהיא, היא עוזרת לבן אדם שלה!!
“It isn’t your fault, Aiko. This is on Alejandro.” She finally speaks again. Sadness floods her, but her eyes are dry now. “He didn’t think.” “Doesn’t this happen with most men?” “Yes, it does.”
יש פה האפי אנד
*My smile is sad, but it is also warm. I am happy for both of them as well as for myself. But more for them. This is my first assignment I didn’t screw up in some massive way. And it won’t be the last.*
חוקים של הקופידונים~
And I’ll never forget law number one: Our duty as cupids is to help anyone find love because no one deserves to walk the mortal realm alone. It is our honor to bring love to that world. Never lose sight of that.
Law #2: When introducing yourself to a human, do it calmly so as not to frighten them. Keep your wings hidden.
Law # 3: Even the hardest stories end with a happily ever after if the people truly desire one.
Law #10: After the first introductions, explain who and what you are to your human.
Law # 42: You don’t always know what is best; you aren’t perfect either.
Law # 52: Love can go two ways: slow burn or quick fire. Aim for the slow burn because it will last longer.
Law # 75: When something doesn’t go right, do not help. Your human could turn it around to their benefit.
Law #101: No, not the basics, but close. Study each case before you start.
Law # 108: Have your human’s back no matter what.
Law #289: In case of a mess-up, try to make it better. Edit 1812 CE; in the case of Aiko, leave it alone.
Law # 312: Whatever you do, make your human look good.
Law #365: Even if your human is making a terrible decision, you are to stick to them until they find love.
Law # 425: Sometimes everything is easy, but with most matters of the heart, they are not.
Law #453: When dealing with humans, keep your past assignments a secret.
Law # 605: Sometimes it is necessary to think outside the box. Edit 5 Million B.C.E.; Aiko, never leave the box. Edit 48 B.C.E.; Aiko, please NEVER leave the box!
Law #652: Allow your human to make the first move.
Law # 816: Location is incredibly important for romance to take root.
Law #1,500: Always craft a game plan with your human. They need to be an active team member.
Law #1,719: If a possible mate is already taken, find another one.
Law # 2,100: Never, under any circumstance, reveal yourself to a human you are not helping.
Law #3,190: Aside from the human you are meant to help, try to limit your contact to others unless it is a possible mate.
Law #3,333: Don’t seek out more than one possible mate at a time.
Law #3,467: When your duty is complete, you may feel a sense of longing, but it is time to leave.
Law #4,236: Sometimes you need to have a Comin’ to Jesus talk with your human.
Law # 5,398: Cupid rarely steps into matters; you know you are in it deep if he appears.
Law #6,005: Your role is to be an observer and aid in creating the right atmosphere for love to bloom.
Law # 6,189: When in doubt, seek aid from another cupid. Edit 1432 C.E.; Except for Aiko, anyone but Aiko.
Law #7,521: Cupids are to never have contact with any human outside of a contract.
Edit 1976 CE; Except for Aiko, she is forbidden no matter what.
Law #9,546: Cupids help humans; other animals can handle mating on their own. Unless they are dolphins, but they have their own cupids.
Law # 1,000,000: Aiko doesn’t cause all disasters.