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243 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 28, 2020
"Intimidate. Talk. Get what he wanted. That was the way of a pirate. And he knew his squad looked the right kind of scary; the missing teeth, the curled lip, and what he always found to be the most important thing of any fearsome visage, eyes slightly dead and glassy, like they were eying you up as a butcher regards a side of beef."
- Profit and Plain Sailing
"Serenus, my dear." Though he knew she preferred the moniker of the Matron, he refused to go along with other people's petty egotism. He quite enjoyed being a cantankerous old sod. No wonder he didn't have many friends left. "You look ravishing."