While kiddier than I expected when I saw it on the library shelf, Tales of Terror proved a fun distraction, a lovely reprieve of fun grade-school spooks. It's very pre-teens around a campfire telling stories featuring beloved characters. Simple, charming illustrations, similar to some of the animated reconstructions but done in linework. Easter eggs abound, especially in the classic Doctor stories. I was pleasantly surprised with the focus on companions in the classic era when their characterization sometimes felt like an afterthought, and let down a bit by how little companion content the new era stories brought. Oh well, at least we got Donna Noble!
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Murder in the Dark
"Bath time for fruit?"
An odd en media res opening; we are given no idea what brought the TARDIS to this place.
A surprisingly violent yarn with a solid resolution, and it was good to spend time with the criminally underappreciated Dodo (though also a shame to get so little of the Doctor).
I let out an audible 'oof' at "masked mandarin"; there were a handful of dated references that track for the 1960s when the story would have aired if written for television, but not the 2017 publication date for the short story. Between all of that, and the relative strength of what comes later, this is a bit of a rough opening
4/10
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Something at the Door
"What I recited was in fact a rather delicious recipe for Bajaxx Stew". Oh to have a home-cooked meal on the TARDIS.
My dearly beloved Jamie grapples with shiny things, new words, and possession??? Poor man had a hell of a day.
A simple possession story, this feels especially campfire-y, without standing out narratively beyond the characters involved. That said, the Doctor barely appears again, and it's up to Ben, a character I've never spared much thought towards, to carry the narrative. It wins points back for a brave reference to the Brain of Morbius, Jamie's accent, and for staging a slumber party horror story onboard the TARDIS.
7/10
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The Monster in the Woods
"Oh really, Jo. Why have you got cat ears and whiskers on?"
Well hey, Bessie! (I love that weird little car).
Solo Dalek stories usually the scariest, but not so here; the monster of the title is a bit toothless and the real scare factor is the Doctor's determination, and a desperate miscalculation of his that almost proves fatal. It doesn't quite come together at the end, considering the emotional stakes, and the Doctor's unexpected development ends up feeling muted. The kid characters get a bizarre amout of focus (a theme that recurs late in the collection), but at least this Doctor gets some meaty material.
6/10
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Toil and Trouble
"An *anacronism*, man!"
What a fun story! Quick and intense pace, competent companions, moments of eerie atmosphere, and an unparalleled amount of classic/new crossover. Between Sarah Jane (a 3rd and 4rd Doctor companion, later meeting 10 and 11 and getting her own multi-year series) resisting the Carrionites (a 10th Doctor villain) and the 4th Doctor worrying about Reapers (a 9th Doctor villain who seem otherwise forgotten about in canon), with Tardis rooms seen in 11's company, we're folding in beats associated with at least five different regenerations (a stark contrast to 3 reversing the polarity of the neutron flow just because he's famous for it). It's also, curiosuly, our second story with Time Vortex creatures; I'm sensing a theme. Just a good all-canon-encompassing tale, a cracking anachronism.
9/10
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Mark of the Medusa
"We certainly banished it from *your* subconcious"
A fun slow reveal of an opening, followed by a somewhat rushed collection of rather fun ideas, ending quite predictably. With some more padding, this could have made a decent (if trite) episode, just as much a Davies era vibe as a Nathan-Turner one, but as is, it falls flat. It was good to see Kamelion (a grand idea of a character marred by shoddy execution due to tech and budget limitations) who due to his nature, I hope is a novel mainstay. Our TARDIS team is, alas, rather dull, with the reliably good Tegan/5 pairing hardly appearing together, and the either flat or very interesting Turlough in his less engaging mode.
In today's Reptile Report, we have a snake villain: welcome back, Mara (another character that works better outside of the constraints of the time).
6/10
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Trick or Treat
"I don't suppose *you* could tell me what's going on?"
A fitting title for an unpredictable Doctor, and a story that accurately reflects the quality of much of his era. "Creature comes into the TARDIS in flight" has already been done to death in this collection. I felt good about spotting the initial twist based on the jellybaby comment, but then it tied back to the first story and it all just sort of failed to gel for me. The solution felt deeply underwhelming, and nothing here really popped (a common problem with 6th Doctor stories, and one that inevitably colors my relationship to this). I already didn't find the first story to be the strongest of the bunch, and following it up this way ultimately felt like a disservice to both stories. If I loved anything, it was the Toymaker's meta comments on the original series' infamously poor production design, that brought nearly as much sardonic joy as when I actually saw the rubber dinosaur and Christmas tinsel it's referencing.
3/10
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The Living Image
"'I know how this sounds, but trust me, I know what I'm doing.' The Doctor removed his hat and struck a pose."
Dreary, rainy 19th century London. What a fun location for a ghost story, and this has some of the best atmosphere in the collection. And it caps off with a classic "The End...or is it?" ending. Just a nice, solid little story.
8/10
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Organism 96
"'I'm sorry I doubted your sanity and ran away.'
'That often happens. No hard feelings.'"
Marie's was a fun POV, fitting for the Doctor with the least drawn-out onscreen personality and the story with the most comedic tone. It all ends a bit abruptly with a few weird bits in the last act (the pacing of the bomb exchange was rather ridiculous), but overall, a fun enough tale. Weird flex having Russian scientists be behind an eldritch horror, but I guess so it goes.
6/10
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The Patchwork Pierrot
"Sorry to have kept you. Is this a private party or can anyone join in?"
There's criminally little 9th Doc mainline content, and I definitely need to delve into more secondary media. This story has some dicey prose and POV inconsistencies (I wouldn't exactly call it well-written), but it perfectly captures Eccelston's energy as the Doctor.
This story gets points for some genuine terror in its descriptions, and loses them with a weak ending. Not everything can be saved with one of my beloved "The End...or is it?" conclusions, and occasionally a story is made a little worse for it
5/10
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Blood Will Out
"Any nearer, missy, and I'll...I'll...pop your balloon!"
This almost worked. So very almost. 10 and Donna are one of my favorite TARDIS teams, and this story is set *exactly* where my partner and I are in our rewatch. We start with a fun subversion with fun house mirrors, and continue into a fitting followup to a fan favorite episode, with the Doctor's rather torturous solution to the Family's reign of terror being its own undoing. But alas, the ending. Buildup deserving of an episode, cut off abruptly by the short story's status as a short story. Add several spelling and grammar mistakes, and some clunky prose, and what could have been one of my favorite of the collection felt in dire need of an extra edit pass, and ended with a splat.
5/10
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The Mist of Sorrow
"'Keep being cute.' 'Easy!'"
Ah, the Weeping Angels. A perfect monster for a horror short. The magical purple mist crucial to the plot really sold the atmosphere. The Martin family, while trite, are cute, and sell a certain fairy tale vibe that so many of 11's best stories bring. This wasn't really among his best stories, and I didn't quite buy his voice, which bugged me, but for a solid Doctor-lite story anyway, that wasn't too much of a bother. And while I'm a little bummed that a favorite Doctor was in so little of the story, he has so few stories that rely on him being seen from the outside (really just The Lodger, otherwise he's a very centrally-written Doctor) that getting this angle on him felt earned.
6/10
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Baby Sleepy Face
"Not the right time, Doctor Disco."
From the blurb on the back, I was rather expecting a follow-up to Listen. Though I suppose solving the mystery of the blanket figure would do that episode a disservice.
The title is deeply upsetting. The story, more fun! The horrific imagery gets little focus, and like the last story, this is a fairly conventional "family gets into trouble and is saved by the Doctor halfway through" arc, though at least this time the Doc gets decent page-time, and a much truer voice. It's fun, even with the odd Voltron-baby-doll climax, and unlike the last few stories, feels like a complete, if brief, narrative.
7/10
A very mixed bag, both of concepts and execution, but worth the time for fans! And picking up a strange book in a library is always worth the time. I'm spooked and satisfied, 6/10