This is the tagline of Murderers Anonymous, a self-help support group composed entirely of serial killers. Taylor Wayland, a jaded twenty-something with a sexual addiction and penchant for strangling women who look like his ex-girlfriend, decides to give the healing process a try. There he meets Lydia, a charming gothic beauty with sharp wit, a fast tongue, and a habit of castrating her victims. Just as romance begins to blossom, members of Murderers Anonymous begin to go missing.
One by one.
Someone’s reverted back to their old ways, and anyone can be next. Between juggling this, his urges to murder the new girl at work, and helping his best friend pay a gambling debt to a psychotic, cleaver-wielding Ukrainian gangster, Taylor becomes a little overwhelmed.