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Basic Bitch Apocalypse
The definition of a basic bitch is a woman who is condescending, predictable, and is unoriginal in style, interests or behaviors. That's what it says in the slang dictionary. To me that is a very good definition. But they left out the leggings, fuzzy boots, messy buns, and the pumpkin spice lattes.
Have you ever wondered what would happen to the basic bitches when they ran out of the pumpkin spice lattes? Well I know what happens, and this is the story of what will happen.
Have you ever wondered what would happen to the basic bitches when they ran out of the pumpkin spice lattes? Well I know what happens, and this is the story of what will happen.
63 pages, Paperback
Published October 1, 2020
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April 22, 2020
These Basic Bitches in this book are off the chain lol. Who knew people would go so crazy for Pumpkin . I mean Pumpkin everything even tampons . I don't think I would be working at that Cafe around pumpkin season . The characters were great as well. They fit their role . Stephanie was bad ass for sure. She seems a lot like me so I can relate to her. Congrats on your first book , it was very interesting. Can't wait to see what happens next. Trying not to leave many spoilers. I'm honored to be one of the few to read this beauty now . Rose you did great . Also I thought it was great and beat how you added Rebecca Morman 's HayleAnna Rising series in there as well. That's bad ass that y'all support each other so well. I enjoyed this book.
October 12, 2023
Absolutely loved this book. I read this book in one sitting. I couldn't put it down. Definitely a 5 star read
October 7, 2020
I completely fell in love with this book. It is definitely a different take on the whole Apocalypse. It has elements of comedy, horror, suspense. Beautiful combination. I highly recommend this one. Can't wait to read more from this amazing author.
October 4, 2020
I love this book! It’s an incredible twist on your traditional zombie apocalypse books. It does make you wonder though, what would happen if we ran out of pumpkin spice.....
October 4, 2020
A laugh out loud hilarious read that will make you rethink your seasonal need for all things pumpkin spice. Rose did an amazing job with this horror/comedy.
October 8, 2020
fabulous, fun, quirky, quick read ... love Samantha 🖤
October 11, 2020
This is a funny holiday novella. The premise of BB who love pumpkin spiced coffee going crazy for the stuff. With a shortage of the stuff turns them into mindless zombies attacking people. A highly entertaining short read.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 13, 2020
First book by the author. Starting out we all struggle finding out way through our story. A few editing errors but the story was hilarious. Since I’m a pumpkin latte kind of girl I would be one of those bitches. Keep up the good work . Let your imagination shine
October 9, 2020
This novella is unique, with an interesting voice. At times a bit gruesome, but also hilarious. I found myself laughing at the absurdity of the premiss. I loved it!
October 1, 2020
This book was a fantastic, fast paced read. It literally had me laughing out loud the whole way through.
December 6, 2020
The Apocalypse We Were Promised
This book has everything for those of us who drink coffee, are evil without it, and have worked or still work in Customer/Food service or Retail. I'm so happy I bought this and you will be too
This book has everything for those of us who drink coffee, are evil without it, and have worked or still work in Customer/Food service or Retail. I'm so happy I bought this and you will be too
September 29, 2020
This book is absolutely fantastic. Samantha is a brista and starting October 1st the pumpkin spice craze happens and when they run out it gets crazy! A great Halloween read!
December 2, 2020
PSL Zombies!!!
This was a fun fast read. What happens when October hits and there’s a shortage of Pumpkin flavor for all your fall favorites? I was cracking up throughout this book.
If you need a quick laugh and want to poke fun at the BBs, give this book a try.
This was a fun fast read. What happens when October hits and there’s a shortage of Pumpkin flavor for all your fall favorites? I was cracking up throughout this book.
If you need a quick laugh and want to poke fun at the BBs, give this book a try.
November 7, 2020
HILARIOUS!! 5 BIG STARS
When a book has you laughing with the first paragraph, you know you have yourself a winner. Basic Bitch Apocalypse is a great novella (55 pages) that will have you laughing out loud!
Stephanie, a barista at a local coffee shop, hates this time of year. Pumpkin Spice season is here and that means it is Basic Bitch season. Bring on leggings, messy buns and everything pumpkin spice to keep them happy. However, what happens when there is a pumpkin spice shortage? What happens when the BBs, as Stephanie refers to them, can't have their daily dose? A laugh out loud read is what you get.
If you need just a quick read and a good laugh, I highly recommend Basic Bitch Apocalypse by Rose Bush.
When a book has you laughing with the first paragraph, you know you have yourself a winner. Basic Bitch Apocalypse is a great novella (55 pages) that will have you laughing out loud!
Stephanie, a barista at a local coffee shop, hates this time of year. Pumpkin Spice season is here and that means it is Basic Bitch season. Bring on leggings, messy buns and everything pumpkin spice to keep them happy. However, what happens when there is a pumpkin spice shortage? What happens when the BBs, as Stephanie refers to them, can't have their daily dose? A laugh out loud read is what you get.
If you need just a quick read and a good laugh, I highly recommend Basic Bitch Apocalypse by Rose Bush.
January 10, 2021
This is a funny short Halloween story.
October is the start of Pumpkin Spice Coffee. The BB's look forward to it and flock to the coffee shop but when there is a shortage, the BB's start to go crazy and destroy things and hurt people. But in the end Pumpkin Spice is back in stock and everything goes back to normal.
October is the start of Pumpkin Spice Coffee. The BB's look forward to it and flock to the coffee shop but when there is a shortage, the BB's start to go crazy and destroy things and hurt people. But in the end Pumpkin Spice is back in stock and everything goes back to normal.
October 4, 2020
Amazing book
This book is a must-read you will just fall in love with it I can't wait to read what rose bush comes up with next
This book is a must-read you will just fall in love with it I can't wait to read what rose bush comes up with next
January 31, 2023
I👏AM👏CRYING👏 😂😂😂
This is the first book IN A WHILE, that could not stop reading, that didn't have the seggs, hot guys getting the girl (or guy), or any relationships whatsoever, etc. This ENTIRE time, I was visualizing the actress who plays George from the show Dead Like Me as Stephanie, the barista. I swear, it had that show's vibe. It was the greatest thing ever. If you're like me and not a Basic B*tçh, and don't understand the obsession with Pumpkin Spice, I highly recommend this quick and novella. I'm planning on reading this story again around the Spooky Season.
This is the first book IN A WHILE, that could not stop reading, that didn't have the seggs, hot guys getting the girl (or guy), or any relationships whatsoever, etc. This ENTIRE time, I was visualizing the actress who plays George from the show Dead Like Me as Stephanie, the barista. I swear, it had that show's vibe. It was the greatest thing ever. If you're like me and not a Basic B*tçh, and don't understand the obsession with Pumpkin Spice, I highly recommend this quick and novella. I'm planning on reading this story again around the Spooky Season.
November 9, 2021
Loved it
This book was funny. I could definitely see this happening in real life. Definitely a great read for a short story.
This book was funny. I could definitely see this happening in real life. Definitely a great read for a short story.
March 16, 2022
I absolutely loved this story! It was so funny!! Thank you for a funny fast read! Definitely needed this one in my life!🤣
October 12, 2023
This is the perfect book to read in October. One of the best books I've read all year.
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