This book is a bibliophile's dream come true. Especially if that bibliophile happens to be a bit of a weirdo, like yours truly.
Ever since the alphabet has been invented, people have been writing, and collecting the written material into books. Rare book collector Edward Brooke-Hitching gives us the most unusual examples of the same.
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1. Books that Aren't Books: We tend to think of books as comprising a bunch of pages bound together. But writing can be done on any medium. Here we have the seamstress Agnes Richter, an inmate of Heidelberg psychiatric hospital, who embroidered biographical fragments into a jacket: the Union soldier Simon Conn, who kept his battle diary of the American Civil War on an unused violin: and Petter Moen, the Norwegian resistance activist thrown into a dark cell by the Nazis, who pricked out his memoirs on toilet paper and hid them in a ventilator shaft, where they survived. And there is writing that is not even writing in our modern sense, like the Inca system of keeping accounts using knotted strings.
2. Books Made of Flesh and Blood: Leather has been used to bind books for a long time - but when the skin used to produce it is from humans, we are entering Stephen King territory. There have been a lot of instances of convicted criminals ending up on the covers of books, and thus getting immortalised. As for blood as ink, there has been the practice of using human blood to copy out "holy" books - the most bizarre example being that of a Qur'an written in Saddam Hussein's blood.
3. Cryptic Books: Books are not always written to be intelligible. Sometimes they are purposefully written in ciphers, so as to be intelligible only to the few who have the key. (There is purportedly buried treasure somewhere in Bedford County, Virginia, the key to which is provided in a cryptic set of writings by the man who buried it, Thomas J. Beale.) And there are books which are written in indecipherable languages (the most famous is the Voynich Manuscript) which tantalise us with their esoteric nature. (Codex Seraphinianus is not included - a grave omission in my opinion.)
4. Literary Hoaxes: Biographies of people who never existed. Journeys to lands which never were. News stories dreamed up by creative reporters. This chapter is the most entertaining of the lot. Especially entertaining is the story of the book Naked Came the Stranger, written as a spoof on trashy pulp fiction full of gratuitous sex, which became a bestseller! There are also criminal hoaxes such Howard Hughes' fictitious autobiography and Hitler's diaries.
5. Curious Collections: Do you know that the biggest contributor to the Oxford English Dictionary was an inmate of the Broadmoor Asylum for the criminally insane? Or that the Encyclopaedia Britannica was originally full of gross errors? This chapter deals with such curious facts. Also included are the "bestiaries", tales of wonderful beasts around the world which are, unfortunately, non-existent (except perhaps with Hagrid at Hogwarts).
6. Works of the Supernatural: Ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night... I love these! Practical manuals for conjuring up demons and lavishly illustrated books about hell, afterlife and the gentleman with the cloven feet, forked tail and horns abound.
7. Religious Oddities: Quirky bibles, bowdlerised "holy" books, and the proceedings of Satan's lawsuit against Jesus Christ... highly entertaining.
8. Curiosities of Science: Yesterday's science is today's pseudoscience. Yesterday's medicine is today's quackery. Yesterday's chemistry is today's alchemy... this chapter shows us the curious oddities from science's journey through the ages. Pseudoscience is still alive and kicking, by the way!
9. Books of Spectacular Size: From Teeny Ted from Turnip Town, etched on silicon micro-tablets measuring 0.07 x 0.1 mm in size (it requires an electron microscope to be read) to Patria Amada, a 7.5-ton tome compiling Brazil's incredibly voluminous and complex tax laws; from a poem comprising a single letter to the 106-volume nineteenth century Japanese novel Nanso Satomi Hakkenden - the long and short of books.
10. Strange Titles: The chapter title says it all!
Full of interesting information, lavishly illustrated, this is a book to die for!