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372 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 21, 2020
I don’t want to date him. Dating is another complication in my life I don’t need.
Ovaries: He pulled muskrat chunks out of the spokes of our bicycle tires.
I know.
Ovaries: With his bare hands.
I know! I still don’t want to date him.
Ovaries: Remember that time when he was shirtless?
It’s fine. It was no big deal. There was a crab I thought was dead that wasn’t really dead, and he didn’t appreciate the tiny T-shirt I was trying to put on him that said Don’t Be Crabby. In conclusion, I got two stitches in my finger when he clamped on and wouldn’t let go, and we now have a pet in the guest bathroom tub that Davidson named Leonardo Da Pinchi.”










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"Ovaries: Sooo, we're just gonna ignore the fact he looks like that now, are we? LOL, okay, sure."
(Only $3300 on Amazon! Such a bargain!)
"Dax: Your place or mine in an hour, sweetheart? I’ll bring the cinnamon and otter information. You bring your smile.
Harley: Listen here, dick tits, are you on drugs or something? I’ve got a serious business to run, and if I’m going to find your otters, I’m not dealing with your meth mood swings.
Dax: Dick tits?"


“How’s the burned dick? Is it branded with coffee beans now? Heard Detective Blake really scorched the shit out of it.”

These are all related standalones, it is absolutely not necessary to read in order (but this series is amazing romcom so you absolutely should read it!)
Dax appeared in Branded. The first two are sexy, emotional contemporary romance with some action. Otterly Scorched is RomCom.