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First published November 6, 2017







"J! U! D! E! What's that spell? Major dick, yes, sir-ree!"

You learn a lot about your moral compass when yours is the only opinion that matters. Turns out, I'm an unapologetic psychopath.
"And therefore, my epiphany has been that none of you deserve me. You can look. You can fantasize. Like I've had to. Try bringing home a woman, and I'll make farting noises while wearing a dolphin costume and acting like I'm humping each of you. See how long you can hold an erection then."
3.75✨
Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.”
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.”
really good
fav thing : the heroine
fav from the guys so far : maybe ezekiel, and i get the appeal of jude (though he’s an asshole now). but i dunno, we haven’t spend time together w/ any of them long enough to know.
so, my fav from the guys so far : has yet to be decided
”None of you are listeners. None of you care that I can’t change the channels on the TV, nor do you ever ask me if you can do something for me.”
“You never ask for anything,” Kai points out with a roll of his eyes.
“Exactly! I ask for nothing! And you inconsiderate assholes never bother to take that into consideration. I don’t even have a light on in my bedroom. I’ve been dying to watch that movie, and you ruined it,” I rant on, darting an annoyed gaze at Jude.
His lips merely twitch because he’s an unapologetic dick.
“And therefore, my epiphany has been that none of you deserve me. You can look. You can fantasize. Like I’ve had to. Try to bring home a woman, and I’ll make farting noises while wearing a dolphin costume and acting like I’m humping each of you. See how long you can hold an erection then,” I carry on, feeling a little proud of that threat as they all eye me like the psychotic girl in the room.”
the heroine was sort of kind of a ghost.
but not.
but kind of,
but not really.
at first she was invisible even to the heroes,
but something happened and she's not anymore.
she got plentya ability but her being able to change her outfit to whatever & whenever she likes? mewantdat
the heroes aren’t human either apparently. so many things we still haven’t figure out. there hasn’t been that much romance yet, which i liked cuz this was not long. we also haven’t got any idea as to why the heroine was stuck w/ these 4 guys. so mostly we just spend time w/ the heroine wandering around the heroes, saving their asses (she was apparently their guardian) & finding out little by little bout the heroes’ world
my least fav thing in this book, is the world building. it was just freakin fuzzy to me, i don’t really get how things in their world works and just couldn’t follow their conversations when the characters were explaining things to the heroine. so 3.75✨
Paranormal with a dash of quirky. Pure fun!
After years of no one being able to see you, hear you, smell you, feel you, or even sense you? You stop giving a damn about what other people might think of you, and you face the truth of who you really are and what your moral compass truly is.
Because your opinion becomes the only one that exists. No one else even knows you exist.
Turns out, I’m a shameless hussy.

“The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.”
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.
They just left me here.
I told them I’d fade if I went longer than ten minutes without them in my sight, and they left me here.
I let them know I hated the fade. That it was nothingness.
And, still, they left me here.









