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The Hammer Of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star
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It’s Hammer Time!
Pitted against a perverse pantheon of warring deities, Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O’Ceallaigh are two dreamers living worlds apart, hoping to create a better life for themselves by following their dreams. It won’t be easy: Gudleik’s soul is the battleground between two gods of Asgard. And Rosmerta is supposed to do as her parents have done: offer her life to the service of an ancient Celtic fertility god. But the gods are only half of it… the biggest foes the two will face are to be found within their own minds.
Can Gudleik overcome the ugly blessing of a trickster god and prevent Ragnarok? Will Rosmerta find the courage to forge a new path? Will there be a whole load of dirty jokes and comments on the human condition?
Yes, yes, there will be… to that one, the third question.
Also, check dis out: there is a bunch about Merlyn and King Arthur of Camelot, a Goblin King, an ancient fell jellyfish god, encroaching Christian zealots, characters whose proclivities are too crude to mention here, because, well, gotta make the advertising copy pop, you know?
An epic fantasy comedy as blue as the cover art, get your copy of The Hammer Of The Gods today!
It’s Hammer Time!
Pitted against a perverse pantheon of warring deities, Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O’Ceallaigh are two dreamers living worlds apart, hoping to create a better life for themselves by following their dreams. It won’t be easy: Gudleik’s soul is the battleground between two gods of Asgard. And Rosmerta is supposed to do as her parents have done: offer her life to the service of an ancient Celtic fertility god. But the gods are only half of it… the biggest foes the two will face are to be found within their own minds.
Can Gudleik overcome the ugly blessing of a trickster god and prevent Ragnarok? Will Rosmerta find the courage to forge a new path? Will there be a whole load of dirty jokes and comments on the human condition?
Yes, yes, there will be… to that one, the third question.
Also, check dis out: there is a bunch about Merlyn and King Arthur of Camelot, a Goblin King, an ancient fell jellyfish god, encroaching Christian zealots, characters whose proclivities are too crude to mention here, because, well, gotta make the advertising copy pop, you know?
An epic fantasy comedy as blue as the cover art, get your copy of The Hammer Of The Gods today!
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206 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 19, 2020
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Andrew Marc Rowe
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Born and raised in St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, Andrew Marc Rowe had no idea that the human psyche and the nature of reality were going to end up as his prime fascinations in life. Perhaps he had more than an inkling that he would wake up one morning as a jock doing sports things, given his penchant for nerdiness like mythology and fantasy and science fiction, but matters of the spirit and philosophy were the furthest things from his mind as an adolescent. More his speed were the most puerile and juvenile expressions of toilet and sexual humour offered up on silver platters by stand-up comedians and nascent Internet peeps.
People grow up, though, or so Andrew has been told. His interests expanded, limited world views were shattered, horizons increased in scope. Mental health problems became intractable, psychedelic medicines and following one’s dreams were recognized for their curative powers. Atheism became raving pantheism became ‘wrong question, dude’ as Andrew found himself no longer young enough to know everything or believe anything. Instead, he finds himself writing characters who think they know everything.
If you really want to stroke Andrew’s ego, tell him you’ve never read anything like his work before. It makes his writing nearly impossible to market but at least I’ve got chicken, as young Leroy Jenkins once proclaimed to a bunch of nerds in the mid-aughts.
What’s that? You want bog-standard biographical info? Lawyer, father of one, man nearing middle age who gets his jollies pushing and bending and licking the literary envelope.
Happy?
Twitter: https://twitter.com/YeOldeBawdyBard
Born and raised in St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, Andrew Marc Rowe had no idea that the human psyche and the nature of reality were going to end up as his prime fascinations in life. Perhaps he had more than an inkling that he would wake up one morning as a jock doing sports things, given his penchant for nerdiness like mythology and fantasy and science fiction, but matters of the spirit and philosophy were the furthest things from his mind as an adolescent. More his speed were the most puerile and juvenile expressions of toilet and sexual humour offered up on silver platters by stand-up comedians and nascent Internet peeps.
People grow up, though, or so Andrew has been told. His interests expanded, limited world views were shattered, horizons increased in scope. Mental health problems became intractable, psychedelic medicines and following one’s dreams were recognized for their curative powers. Atheism became raving pantheism became ‘wrong question, dude’ as Andrew found himself no longer young enough to know everything or believe anything. Instead, he finds himself writing characters who think they know everything.
If you really want to stroke Andrew’s ego, tell him you’ve never read anything like his work before. It makes his writing nearly impossible to market but at least I’ve got chicken, as young Leroy Jenkins once proclaimed to a bunch of nerds in the mid-aughts.
What’s that? You want bog-standard biographical info? Lawyer, father of one, man nearing middle age who gets his jollies pushing and bending and licking the literary envelope.
Happy?
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December 3, 2020
I liked this novel but not to much because the fantasy genre is not my favorite, although I found interesting the problem of the Gods with the humans, the problems between races (goblings, fairies, dwarfs, etc.) and the why of each one of those problems, because of their customs. My favorite character is Rosberta, she did mades her dreams come true and could handle very well the adversities between what the Goddess offered her and her father's wishes. Definitely this book can be read from teenagers to adults because of the kind of fantastic story it offers, what I didn’t liked was to many tangles between the gods and the different races in the novel, plus the way the characters speaks, because English is not my mother tongue so it’s harder to understand some parts and what does a gobling have to do with a fairy, with Merlin, with King Arthur, with the Viking’s gods, uff was something heavy for me although it reads fast, precisely because of the kind of story it is
December 16, 2020
The book was cleverly written. Norse mythology and the legend of King Arthur all rolled into one. Not gonna spoil much, but there’s more. It’s all funny and brilliant. The conflict amongst the characters are well established and it gives me a clear background on the Norse mythology. Everything seemed fantastical and I really enjoyed the exchange of dialogues of the characters. Overall, it’s a great read!
The author himself warned me about the inside comedy in this novel, and I’m glad I came in prepared. It’s a very entertaining and very enjoyable read for everyone in all ages. I definitely would recommend this one.
5/5 must recommend and must read!
The author himself warned me about the inside comedy in this novel, and I’m glad I came in prepared. It’s a very entertaining and very enjoyable read for everyone in all ages. I definitely would recommend this one.
5/5 must recommend and must read!
December 14, 2020
The Hammer of the gods is an intriguing tale with a flavour of magic, gods and comedy exquisitely combined together to stop you in your tracks while reading.
It is also a spiritual book crafted to enlighten the benighted on the relationship that exists between the gods and man.
How the gods need the worship of humans and how they control the wheel of fate.
Then it goes further to speak about Christianity and the brothers of Christ from the gods clarity of perspective.
A deeper delve into the book will reveals the story of Arthur Pendragon, merlyn, the great kingdom of camelot and the knights of Camelot.
For those who have watched the movie "Merlin" it is a sure catch for your interest. The life of the faeries, the life of goblins, the druids and other creatures and gods in the patheaon are well presented and represented.
It is also a spiritual book crafted to enlighten the benighted on the relationship that exists between the gods and man.
How the gods need the worship of humans and how they control the wheel of fate.
Then it goes further to speak about Christianity and the brothers of Christ from the gods clarity of perspective.
A deeper delve into the book will reveals the story of Arthur Pendragon, merlyn, the great kingdom of camelot and the knights of Camelot.
For those who have watched the movie "Merlin" it is a sure catch for your interest. The life of the faeries, the life of goblins, the druids and other creatures and gods in the patheaon are well presented and represented.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
June 20, 2020
Quite humorous
Rude humor and Norse mythology intermix with Arthurian legend and early Christian myth (yes, it’s all myth to me) to make a grand statement about theology and philosophy, all while making you laugh.
Rude humor and Norse mythology intermix with Arthurian legend and early Christian myth (yes, it’s all myth to me) to make a grand statement about theology and philosophy, all while making you laugh.
October 5, 2020
Dnf. Life's too short and concentration too precious to spare trying to make sense of such a confused muddle of myth, legend, and naughty words
December 10, 2020
Some books are about their stories. Some books are about their characters. And other books are about the message they're trying to convey, their characters discussing lofty issues or being mouthpieces for particular viewpoints. Though not as frequent as the first two, there are plenty of blatantly philosophical novels around.
None of them have bread dildos and mummy cocks.
(I know, because I've checked)
To say dick jokes abound in Andrew Marc Rowe's Druid Trilogy (The Hammer of The Gods, All Knotted Up: The Price of Fame, and The Flower of Creation: Every Show Needs a Finale) would be an understatement. His books go farther into what might be called raunchy. This isn't some nod-nod-wink-wink humor, firing across the bow of indecency. This is full throated sex positive references to fucking, sex toys, jokes about manhood, lust, and a number of other vulgar topics not even related to sex.
They're also some damn fine philosophical novels.
At the same time as all this unbridled vulgarity and humor is going on, there's some very interesting discussions on life, society, the nature of reality, what it means to want, and what it means to be yourself. Sure, they're in the vehicle of a cross-pantheon conflict of skalds and bards, goblins and faeries, gods vs gods, and Cernunnos waving around his big fat cock. But among their dialog and nestled into the many cases where the fourth wall is broken so bad it might as well be an open window are worthwhile thoughts and perhaps - just perhaps, the thing you need to hear.
We've seen this sort of story before. Whether it's the work of Paul Coehlo, the Bhagavadgita, or the fiction of Robert Anton Wilson, the message is most important. The ending of the story matters less as a great story, but more for the way it shows off the answers to its philosophical questions, for what it makes you think about, and what it might make you feel. The Druid Trilogy could rub shoulders with those other notable entries in this genre, though the others might feel the need to wipe down said shoulders afterward.
The setting for these books is long ago, having a cast of characters both Norse, Celtic, and otherwise. Besides those created directly from Rowe's mind, you'll see such notables as Arthur, Merlin, Loki, Braga, Odin, Brigid, Dagon, and more. But don't think they're anything like how you've seen them before. Rowe's depictions are unique, bawdy, and humanly inhuman - and that's some of the charm. The gods are moving their favored mortals as pawns, but even they realize some of the absurdity of it all as they play out these games.
Rough Edges
The Druid Trilogy should be taken as a whole entity. The first book, Hammer of the Gods, doesn't as much conclude as end, needing the reader to continue on to the others. There are also companion books that fill in the gaps, and while not required, the books themselves will highly suggest the reader check them out, to the point of becoming a running joke in the third book, The Flower of Creation. None of those are required for enjoyment, but there will be times where it feels like something significant happened off screen. Many of those times are in companion books, but sometimes it's simply an unwritten event. Rowe's storytelling is more concerned with the characters talking about the results of those events than necessarily what happened. That may disappoint some readers, but that's because the goal and expectations of these are different.
Philosophy, not story, is king here.
In the midst of the fourth wall breaking, there are a bunch of references to anachronistic elements of current modern culture. There is an in-story reason, but it's more handwaving than explanation. Some might find that jarring - and if this is the part that jars you rather than much of the raunch, then good on you! - but they often serve as examples that you're taking this all too seriously. If you come out the end of this all quoting, "I came here to laugh, not to feel", then I expect Rowe would be more than pleased.
Who Should Read This?
If you're a fan of Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus! Trilogy or his screenplay, Reality Is What You Can Get Away With, then you'd find much to like in the Druid Trilogy. The content itself is more Neil Gaiman or Kevin Hearne, but the way it's used is much like RAW's works. Dry humor, explicit humor, drug use, and lots of talk about the nature of things, or what they could be.
If you're a fan of Coehlo but are more of a participant in modern North American culture - South Park, Simpsons, and humor both edgy and self-referential, then you'd also enjoy this trilogy. You'd feel perhaps more at home in the vehicle for the messages Rowe is trying to convey than perhaps Coehlo's older, non-English cultural depiction.
Elevator Pitch
American Gods written by Robert Anton Wilson by way of South Park.
Conclusion
If you're still with me, you probably ready to check out these books. They are not for everyone, but this trilogy will push all the right buttons for the ideal audience. If you've been curious at any of the above - which I urge you to not take at all as reviewer's hyperbole - check out the books. When I started reading them, I wasn't sure I was going to like them, the humor maybe too fourth wally. But once I really sunk into what Rowe was doing, I really enjoyed the ride, even through the highly disturbing event in the third book. You're not going to read anything like this elsewhere - whether that's a good or a bad thing is for you to find out.
Full Disclosure
I bought Hammer of the Gods on sale and started reading it without knowing anything about the author. Since then, I've befriended Rowe and after some lengthy discussions on the topic, I have decided that he is one righteous dude.
None of them have bread dildos and mummy cocks.
(I know, because I've checked)
To say dick jokes abound in Andrew Marc Rowe's Druid Trilogy (The Hammer of The Gods, All Knotted Up: The Price of Fame, and The Flower of Creation: Every Show Needs a Finale) would be an understatement. His books go farther into what might be called raunchy. This isn't some nod-nod-wink-wink humor, firing across the bow of indecency. This is full throated sex positive references to fucking, sex toys, jokes about manhood, lust, and a number of other vulgar topics not even related to sex.
They're also some damn fine philosophical novels.
At the same time as all this unbridled vulgarity and humor is going on, there's some very interesting discussions on life, society, the nature of reality, what it means to want, and what it means to be yourself. Sure, they're in the vehicle of a cross-pantheon conflict of skalds and bards, goblins and faeries, gods vs gods, and Cernunnos waving around his big fat cock. But among their dialog and nestled into the many cases where the fourth wall is broken so bad it might as well be an open window are worthwhile thoughts and perhaps - just perhaps, the thing you need to hear.
We've seen this sort of story before. Whether it's the work of Paul Coehlo, the Bhagavadgita, or the fiction of Robert Anton Wilson, the message is most important. The ending of the story matters less as a great story, but more for the way it shows off the answers to its philosophical questions, for what it makes you think about, and what it might make you feel. The Druid Trilogy could rub shoulders with those other notable entries in this genre, though the others might feel the need to wipe down said shoulders afterward.
The setting for these books is long ago, having a cast of characters both Norse, Celtic, and otherwise. Besides those created directly from Rowe's mind, you'll see such notables as Arthur, Merlin, Loki, Braga, Odin, Brigid, Dagon, and more. But don't think they're anything like how you've seen them before. Rowe's depictions are unique, bawdy, and humanly inhuman - and that's some of the charm. The gods are moving their favored mortals as pawns, but even they realize some of the absurdity of it all as they play out these games.
Rough Edges
The Druid Trilogy should be taken as a whole entity. The first book, Hammer of the Gods, doesn't as much conclude as end, needing the reader to continue on to the others. There are also companion books that fill in the gaps, and while not required, the books themselves will highly suggest the reader check them out, to the point of becoming a running joke in the third book, The Flower of Creation. None of those are required for enjoyment, but there will be times where it feels like something significant happened off screen. Many of those times are in companion books, but sometimes it's simply an unwritten event. Rowe's storytelling is more concerned with the characters talking about the results of those events than necessarily what happened. That may disappoint some readers, but that's because the goal and expectations of these are different.
Philosophy, not story, is king here.
In the midst of the fourth wall breaking, there are a bunch of references to anachronistic elements of current modern culture. There is an in-story reason, but it's more handwaving than explanation. Some might find that jarring - and if this is the part that jars you rather than much of the raunch, then good on you! - but they often serve as examples that you're taking this all too seriously. If you come out the end of this all quoting, "I came here to laugh, not to feel", then I expect Rowe would be more than pleased.
Who Should Read This?
If you're a fan of Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus! Trilogy or his screenplay, Reality Is What You Can Get Away With, then you'd find much to like in the Druid Trilogy. The content itself is more Neil Gaiman or Kevin Hearne, but the way it's used is much like RAW's works. Dry humor, explicit humor, drug use, and lots of talk about the nature of things, or what they could be.
If you're a fan of Coehlo but are more of a participant in modern North American culture - South Park, Simpsons, and humor both edgy and self-referential, then you'd also enjoy this trilogy. You'd feel perhaps more at home in the vehicle for the messages Rowe is trying to convey than perhaps Coehlo's older, non-English cultural depiction.
Elevator Pitch
American Gods written by Robert Anton Wilson by way of South Park.
Conclusion
If you're still with me, you probably ready to check out these books. They are not for everyone, but this trilogy will push all the right buttons for the ideal audience. If you've been curious at any of the above - which I urge you to not take at all as reviewer's hyperbole - check out the books. When I started reading them, I wasn't sure I was going to like them, the humor maybe too fourth wally. But once I really sunk into what Rowe was doing, I really enjoyed the ride, even through the highly disturbing event in the third book. You're not going to read anything like this elsewhere - whether that's a good or a bad thing is for you to find out.
Full Disclosure
I bought Hammer of the Gods on sale and started reading it without knowing anything about the author. Since then, I've befriended Rowe and after some lengthy discussions on the topic, I have decided that he is one righteous dude.
December 13, 2020
Hilariously written. Take a journey with two misfits. Had me laughing throughout.
December 12, 2020
An honest and bawdy comedy, The Hammer of the Gods is a well written, and very well researched, book.
The setting is described with just enough detail to not slow down the flow of the story. I did have to re-read a few of the philosophical bits, which were necessary to understand the plot and underlying theme of the human condition.
Gudleik and Rosmerta are believable protagonists, though they're not in a whole lot of the book. The storyline is setting the scene for the next book in the series, so be prepared to get to know (rather intimately, might I add) a host of Norse and Celtic gods and goddesses, as well as a few side characters who will steal the stage.
Filled with pop culture references and fourth wall breaks, The Hammer of the Gods is unlike any fantasy book I've read before, and I loved it. If you're a fan of American Gods, Supernatural, or the Witcher, you'll dig it too.
Definitely for over 18s and those who don't take religion too literally.
I received a free copy of the book from the author (via Booktasters) in exchange for an honest review.
The setting is described with just enough detail to not slow down the flow of the story. I did have to re-read a few of the philosophical bits, which were necessary to understand the plot and underlying theme of the human condition.
Gudleik and Rosmerta are believable protagonists, though they're not in a whole lot of the book. The storyline is setting the scene for the next book in the series, so be prepared to get to know (rather intimately, might I add) a host of Norse and Celtic gods and goddesses, as well as a few side characters who will steal the stage.
Filled with pop culture references and fourth wall breaks, The Hammer of the Gods is unlike any fantasy book I've read before, and I loved it. If you're a fan of American Gods, Supernatural, or the Witcher, you'll dig it too.
Definitely for over 18s and those who don't take religion too literally.
I received a free copy of the book from the author (via Booktasters) in exchange for an honest review.
December 6, 2020
Definitely a novel out of the scope that I read. However, I did enjoy my creative mind working on a different level. The story left me intrigued to continue.
I would recommend this book to those who can have an open imagination, the swearing in the story, suits the characters & their journey.
I would recommend this book to those who can have an open imagination, the swearing in the story, suits the characters & their journey.
November 13, 2020
I loved it.
The beginning was a bit slow and overly descriptive, but the story took off halfway into the first chapter and took me on an unforgettable ride through the European dark ages.
I loved Guldeik and how his beliefs and desires were questioned by the events unfolding around him. Rosemerta reminded me a lot of myself. Having to make that troublesome decision between doing what you want and what the world wants you to. Holding different beliefs from your parents in a world that is unravelling, and willing to make a deal with the devil just so you could live your dreams. But for what reason and at what cost?
Merlyn was an intriguing character. I loved how he talked about things that were normal in our time but it sounded awfully weird to the folks of the dark ages.
While Celtic and Norse mythology were the main themes, other mythologies were often spoken about. I particularly liked how Christianity was portrayed as an unwelcome wind of change sweeping through the Blessed Isles.
And of course, the sexual humour. Truly brilliant.
The last chapter was it for me. The foreshadowing was superb.
I loved this book and would definitely recommend it.
The beginning was a bit slow and overly descriptive, but the story took off halfway into the first chapter and took me on an unforgettable ride through the European dark ages.
I loved Guldeik and how his beliefs and desires were questioned by the events unfolding around him. Rosemerta reminded me a lot of myself. Having to make that troublesome decision between doing what you want and what the world wants you to. Holding different beliefs from your parents in a world that is unravelling, and willing to make a deal with the devil just so you could live your dreams. But for what reason and at what cost?
Merlyn was an intriguing character. I loved how he talked about things that were normal in our time but it sounded awfully weird to the folks of the dark ages.
While Celtic and Norse mythology were the main themes, other mythologies were often spoken about. I particularly liked how Christianity was portrayed as an unwelcome wind of change sweeping through the Blessed Isles.
And of course, the sexual humour. Truly brilliant.
The last chapter was it for me. The foreshadowing was superb.
I loved this book and would definitely recommend it.
July 15, 2020
A wildly exhilarating romp through a fantasy world of hilarious, ridiculous, often lewd, and yet wildly compelling characters.
The diverse worlds of fantasy literature are inhabited by strange and fascinating beings and creatures, often from a variety of different races that are part of that universe. The Hammer of the Gods includes almost every creature and person that that has ever been conceived in this colorful genre. The difference here is that the characters are larger than life and reminiscent of comic caricatures found in role-playing fantasy games that used to be played on computers with limited graphic and interactive capabilities. As addictive as these games were, this fabulous epic is just as entertaining and compelling as well.
Set in the time of King Arthur, it portrays wildly extravagant, humorous, and usually unfortunate characters in typically suitable situations from fantasy. However, they are grossly distorted in the same manner that a cartoonist draws his figures and scenes to accommodate their satirical situations. Despite the apparent frivolity of this, there is still an underlying symbolism and a fantastical grim reality in all of the scenes as well as the overall plot. The characters are not clowns but take their circumstances extremely seriously, even although, from a reader's point of view, the drama is hilarious. This approach does, of course, create the most convincing comedy. It is also a unique thrill to learn that faeries may have the most unlikely of sexual habits and wizards and kings may be perverted old men.
Although this book and the humor contained in it will appeal most to hardcore fans of fantasy, the dark satire of the social and erotic interplay in it, as a sneaky parody of ourselves and our own reality, will easily be apparent and savored by most adult readers.
This book is suitable for fairly liberal-minded adults and not for a younger or more sensitive audience. Engaging, hilariously ridiculous, and unashamedly lewd at times, this book provides a graphic and alternative view of fantasy which will prove unforgettable and is very likely to come to mind as a wicked comparison when reading fantasy in the future again.
The diverse worlds of fantasy literature are inhabited by strange and fascinating beings and creatures, often from a variety of different races that are part of that universe. The Hammer of the Gods includes almost every creature and person that that has ever been conceived in this colorful genre. The difference here is that the characters are larger than life and reminiscent of comic caricatures found in role-playing fantasy games that used to be played on computers with limited graphic and interactive capabilities. As addictive as these games were, this fabulous epic is just as entertaining and compelling as well.
Set in the time of King Arthur, it portrays wildly extravagant, humorous, and usually unfortunate characters in typically suitable situations from fantasy. However, they are grossly distorted in the same manner that a cartoonist draws his figures and scenes to accommodate their satirical situations. Despite the apparent frivolity of this, there is still an underlying symbolism and a fantastical grim reality in all of the scenes as well as the overall plot. The characters are not clowns but take their circumstances extremely seriously, even although, from a reader's point of view, the drama is hilarious. This approach does, of course, create the most convincing comedy. It is also a unique thrill to learn that faeries may have the most unlikely of sexual habits and wizards and kings may be perverted old men.
Although this book and the humor contained in it will appeal most to hardcore fans of fantasy, the dark satire of the social and erotic interplay in it, as a sneaky parody of ourselves and our own reality, will easily be apparent and savored by most adult readers.
This book is suitable for fairly liberal-minded adults and not for a younger or more sensitive audience. Engaging, hilariously ridiculous, and unashamedly lewd at times, this book provides a graphic and alternative view of fantasy which will prove unforgettable and is very likely to come to mind as a wicked comparison when reading fantasy in the future again.
December 18, 2020
I received a free copy of this book from the author and Booktasters, so thank you once again!
All hail El Goblerino!
First of all, I really enjoyed this book. The author gives a warning to the reader advising them about the comments of the book but it just made me more excited to read it.
I love books that don't take themselves too seriously and have tons of humour in them and honestly I was laughing from the first pages. I personally love Goblins (Weird I know) so it's nice to see them get plenty of screentime!
The love scenes and the fluid approach to sexuality and sex was very welcome. Some books for me can be so stiff and make the whole thing uncomfortable but I really loved this approach to it and it's actually they way I write my love scenes.
The dialogue was great. Usually, in a more serious book the overuse of swear words would be of putting for me but in the context of this novel I loved it, it really gave the characters personality and made me adhere to them much more. I love outrageous and outlandish characters and this novel was full of them so I could genuinely say I enjoyed them all and even when the pov changed, the flow still stayed.
Similarly, the narration of the book was fantastic. The style was nice and had a simplicity to it that was easy to follow especially given how many characters in the book, it wasn't a problem to keep up.
I love Dungeons and Dragons and for me this book gave me similar vibes with it's plotline. It was really fun and a nice change from books that I usually read (grimdark).
Overall, I really enjoyed this book and I even wish it was longer as it's right up my street. I know the author has other books so I definitely will check them out.
I would recommend this book to those that appreciate vulgarity, swear words and just general trouble I think.
All hail El Goblerino!
First of all, I really enjoyed this book. The author gives a warning to the reader advising them about the comments of the book but it just made me more excited to read it.
I love books that don't take themselves too seriously and have tons of humour in them and honestly I was laughing from the first pages. I personally love Goblins (Weird I know) so it's nice to see them get plenty of screentime!
The love scenes and the fluid approach to sexuality and sex was very welcome. Some books for me can be so stiff and make the whole thing uncomfortable but I really loved this approach to it and it's actually they way I write my love scenes.
The dialogue was great. Usually, in a more serious book the overuse of swear words would be of putting for me but in the context of this novel I loved it, it really gave the characters personality and made me adhere to them much more. I love outrageous and outlandish characters and this novel was full of them so I could genuinely say I enjoyed them all and even when the pov changed, the flow still stayed.
Similarly, the narration of the book was fantastic. The style was nice and had a simplicity to it that was easy to follow especially given how many characters in the book, it wasn't a problem to keep up.
I love Dungeons and Dragons and for me this book gave me similar vibes with it's plotline. It was really fun and a nice change from books that I usually read (grimdark).
Overall, I really enjoyed this book and I even wish it was longer as it's right up my street. I know the author has other books so I definitely will check them out.
I would recommend this book to those that appreciate vulgarity, swear words and just general trouble I think.
October 19, 2020
I received a free copy from Voracious Readers. Liked the book. Enjoyable read
April 25, 2022
Full disclosure: like me, Andrew Marc Rowe is a Newfoundland & Labrador author of fantasy. Based on these common traits, we got the opportunity to meet through the local convention/market circuit. Andrew and I exchanged copies of our books, as I knew that if his books were even half as awesome as he is, they were sure to be fantastic reads.
Despite my appreciation for having met Andrew, this review is my own. Just so we have that out of the way.
Though I now have a stack of Andrew’s books, The Hammer of the Gods and the Druid Trilogy in general, definitely seemed (at least at the time of our book exchange) to be his pride and joy. Given that impression, I decided to embark on the Druid Trilogy first. With that said, let’s have a look at said part one: The Hammer of the Gods: So You Want to Be a Star.
A title like that might lead one to believe that the titular hammer is one of great power that could potentially lead to fame and fortune, right? Prepare to have that expectation marvellously subverted. Right out of the gate with the cover of the book (at least in the version I have), Andrew (literally) illustrates that said hammer might not be Mjolnir or a warhammer like one might find in the Elder Scrolls games, but a standard claw hammer seen in the hands of friendly, neighbourhood carpenters everywhere. It’s a brilliant touch from before even page one and it gives a delightful preview of what to expect within the 240 pages of the book.
Even having read Hammer of the Gods, though, I’m at a loss to describe what it is. In fact, you wouldn’t know it by reading this, but there was a two-day gap between the previous paragraph and this one. I just couldn’t find a way to describe Andrew’s work in a concise fashion that did justice to the fine read within its pages. I suppose to start I should say that it’s a comedy that’s not only unafraid to go blue; it streaks naked through fields of azure with carefree joy. That alone makes me admire what Andrew has done simply because of the lasting taboos about doing such. As an author myself, I’ve spent countless hours trying to walk the fine line of carefully counting the number of F-words and other profanities I drop in my fantasy series. In contrast to my doubts, Andrew completely eschews such banal concerns and dares the prudish and conservative amongst us to try to make him give a damn. I mean, after all, curse words and genitalia exist, and people use both every day. It can be argued that to self-censor such from material intended for adult audiences is a disservice to language and humanity in general. We are at our core colourful, expressive creatures, after all; and Andrew celebrates that human spirit in The Hammer of the Gods.
In saying all that, and speaking of disservices, I myself am guilty of spending that much time on his ode to humanities’ whimsically blue nature and not enough on the story itself. Said tale primarily centres on the feudal deities of old and the various scions and servants who are given to help or outright carry out said deities’ will. Our cast ranges from characters from the Nordic pantheon, the Arthurian legends, faeries, and even goblins. Oh, and the Christianity crowd get into it too. Did I mention there’s a sentient, talking tower? For what it’s worth and from a purely comedic standpoint, the tower remains near the top of my favourite amongst the bunch. I digress, though. All these aforementioned beings have come together in Hammer of the Gods for one gigantic power struggle that I am sure is going to be quite the ruckus before the dust settles. Beyond that, there’s little else I can say about the plot that won’t be considered spoilers, so I’ll leave it at that.
I particularly enjoyed reading this one, and I can’t think of a dry point across all 240 pages. His exposition is carefully crafted and he never shows more of his hand than need be at any point, and when he does, it never comes across as forced or overstaying its welcome. I thought it was marvellously done, all told.
So, if you’d like to see what would happen if you threw Thor, Loki, Merlyn, King Arthur, and a few handfuls of goblins, faeries, and a talking tower into a melting pot of chaos and comedy, you need The Hammer of the Gods in your life.
Despite my appreciation for having met Andrew, this review is my own. Just so we have that out of the way.
Though I now have a stack of Andrew’s books, The Hammer of the Gods and the Druid Trilogy in general, definitely seemed (at least at the time of our book exchange) to be his pride and joy. Given that impression, I decided to embark on the Druid Trilogy first. With that said, let’s have a look at said part one: The Hammer of the Gods: So You Want to Be a Star.
A title like that might lead one to believe that the titular hammer is one of great power that could potentially lead to fame and fortune, right? Prepare to have that expectation marvellously subverted. Right out of the gate with the cover of the book (at least in the version I have), Andrew (literally) illustrates that said hammer might not be Mjolnir or a warhammer like one might find in the Elder Scrolls games, but a standard claw hammer seen in the hands of friendly, neighbourhood carpenters everywhere. It’s a brilliant touch from before even page one and it gives a delightful preview of what to expect within the 240 pages of the book.
Even having read Hammer of the Gods, though, I’m at a loss to describe what it is. In fact, you wouldn’t know it by reading this, but there was a two-day gap between the previous paragraph and this one. I just couldn’t find a way to describe Andrew’s work in a concise fashion that did justice to the fine read within its pages. I suppose to start I should say that it’s a comedy that’s not only unafraid to go blue; it streaks naked through fields of azure with carefree joy. That alone makes me admire what Andrew has done simply because of the lasting taboos about doing such. As an author myself, I’ve spent countless hours trying to walk the fine line of carefully counting the number of F-words and other profanities I drop in my fantasy series. In contrast to my doubts, Andrew completely eschews such banal concerns and dares the prudish and conservative amongst us to try to make him give a damn. I mean, after all, curse words and genitalia exist, and people use both every day. It can be argued that to self-censor such from material intended for adult audiences is a disservice to language and humanity in general. We are at our core colourful, expressive creatures, after all; and Andrew celebrates that human spirit in The Hammer of the Gods.
In saying all that, and speaking of disservices, I myself am guilty of spending that much time on his ode to humanities’ whimsically blue nature and not enough on the story itself. Said tale primarily centres on the feudal deities of old and the various scions and servants who are given to help or outright carry out said deities’ will. Our cast ranges from characters from the Nordic pantheon, the Arthurian legends, faeries, and even goblins. Oh, and the Christianity crowd get into it too. Did I mention there’s a sentient, talking tower? For what it’s worth and from a purely comedic standpoint, the tower remains near the top of my favourite amongst the bunch. I digress, though. All these aforementioned beings have come together in Hammer of the Gods for one gigantic power struggle that I am sure is going to be quite the ruckus before the dust settles. Beyond that, there’s little else I can say about the plot that won’t be considered spoilers, so I’ll leave it at that.
I particularly enjoyed reading this one, and I can’t think of a dry point across all 240 pages. His exposition is carefully crafted and he never shows more of his hand than need be at any point, and when he does, it never comes across as forced or overstaying its welcome. I thought it was marvellously done, all told.
So, if you’d like to see what would happen if you threw Thor, Loki, Merlyn, King Arthur, and a few handfuls of goblins, faeries, and a talking tower into a melting pot of chaos and comedy, you need The Hammer of the Gods in your life.
January 21, 2021
[ Overall Thoughts ]
As always with comedic works, I struggle to feel invested in the plot or characters. The situations are too ridiculous, the tone too flippant for me to take anything seriously. And while that is likely the intention, it leaves me reading in a very disconnected way, just waiting for the next absurdity and the next until the end. This is not a critique of this particular work, just an observation of my general experience with comedy.
Personal caveat stated, The Hammer of the Gods is an adventurous tale with a large cast of characters. This first book spends its time introducing its characters and their gods, and setting up for the start of the apocalypse. While the POVs feel largely disconnected at first, there are threads tying them all together, and occasional interludes with the gods giving a broader perspective of events. Though I never felt particularly engaged in the plot or characters, the pacing kept me reading and it was a quick read.
There are a number of jokes about bestiality, rape, and committing rape, which didn't sit very well with me. It felt like the book form of that friend-of-a-friend who makes wildly inappropriate comments and then tries to brush it off with "It's just a joke, bro, don't get offended", which felt simultaneously icky and confusing. The writing was fine and there were parts of this book that I found entertaining, but what stuck with me after I finished were the parts that made me uncomfortable, which is unfortunate.
[ The World ]
The story takes place in the mythological past of our own world - we've got Norse, Irish, and English mythologies taking part, complete with faeries, goblins, dwarves, and a plethora of gods. The worldbuilding felt a little info-dumpy occasionally, maybe moreso because the mythologies being presented were largely familiar which made extended explanations feel less necessary. There's a lot of very creative applications of bits and pieces of mythology, lots of outlandish worldbuilding, and lots of gods' plans at work.
[ The Characters ]
There are a lot of POV characters here, and the story switches as needed by the plot, introducing new characters or perspectives to deliver on a joke or add a bit of fourth-wall-breaking commentary. Gudleik and Rosmerta are our two "main" characters; they are two humans being maneuvered by the gods and their POVs are the most regularly occurring. It feels a bit chaotic, but never so much that the reader is unable to follow or it feels unintentional. It never seems like the story is out of the determined control of the author, rather it feels the opposite: there is a transparency to the author working the jokes in and manipulating the plot.
[ Suggested Audience ]
Readers who enjoy large-scale stories with lots of POV characters.
Readers looking for a comedic adventure with absurdity, lots of mythologies, and the occasional philosophical tangent.
Readers who appreciate bawdy humor.
[ TL;DR ]
Content Warning: In addition to frequent sex jokes, rape and committing rape is joked about on more than one occasion.
The Hammer of the Gods is an irreverent and raunchy comedy about the beginning of the apocalypse, with several pantheons getting involved. If you enjoy an adventurous tale that doesn't take itself seriously and lines up a steady stream of jokes, you may enjoy this one.
As always with comedic works, I struggle to feel invested in the plot or characters. The situations are too ridiculous, the tone too flippant for me to take anything seriously. And while that is likely the intention, it leaves me reading in a very disconnected way, just waiting for the next absurdity and the next until the end. This is not a critique of this particular work, just an observation of my general experience with comedy.
Personal caveat stated, The Hammer of the Gods is an adventurous tale with a large cast of characters. This first book spends its time introducing its characters and their gods, and setting up for the start of the apocalypse. While the POVs feel largely disconnected at first, there are threads tying them all together, and occasional interludes with the gods giving a broader perspective of events. Though I never felt particularly engaged in the plot or characters, the pacing kept me reading and it was a quick read.
There are a number of jokes about bestiality, rape, and committing rape, which didn't sit very well with me. It felt like the book form of that friend-of-a-friend who makes wildly inappropriate comments and then tries to brush it off with "It's just a joke, bro, don't get offended", which felt simultaneously icky and confusing. The writing was fine and there were parts of this book that I found entertaining, but what stuck with me after I finished were the parts that made me uncomfortable, which is unfortunate.
[ The World ]
The story takes place in the mythological past of our own world - we've got Norse, Irish, and English mythologies taking part, complete with faeries, goblins, dwarves, and a plethora of gods. The worldbuilding felt a little info-dumpy occasionally, maybe moreso because the mythologies being presented were largely familiar which made extended explanations feel less necessary. There's a lot of very creative applications of bits and pieces of mythology, lots of outlandish worldbuilding, and lots of gods' plans at work.
[ The Characters ]
There are a lot of POV characters here, and the story switches as needed by the plot, introducing new characters or perspectives to deliver on a joke or add a bit of fourth-wall-breaking commentary. Gudleik and Rosmerta are our two "main" characters; they are two humans being maneuvered by the gods and their POVs are the most regularly occurring. It feels a bit chaotic, but never so much that the reader is unable to follow or it feels unintentional. It never seems like the story is out of the determined control of the author, rather it feels the opposite: there is a transparency to the author working the jokes in and manipulating the plot.
[ Suggested Audience ]
Readers who enjoy large-scale stories with lots of POV characters.
Readers looking for a comedic adventure with absurdity, lots of mythologies, and the occasional philosophical tangent.
Readers who appreciate bawdy humor.
[ TL;DR ]
Content Warning: In addition to frequent sex jokes, rape and committing rape is joked about on more than one occasion.
The Hammer of the Gods is an irreverent and raunchy comedy about the beginning of the apocalypse, with several pantheons getting involved. If you enjoy an adventurous tale that doesn't take itself seriously and lines up a steady stream of jokes, you may enjoy this one.
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March 18, 2021"So, this is my first time with a bawdy tale. When, I discovered that this book is actually an off color tale, I was bit perplexed whether to read it or not but then the warning from the author was kind of motivational force for me as it allowed me to choose whether to go for it or not. And, I am glad that I did!
As being from east, it was not a trouble-free task to comprehend such mysterious book and indecent words. But, it was also worthy to read as this tale allowed me to explore more new words too along with all those naughty locutions.
The way this tome has been comprised by Mr. Andrew M.R. is out of the ordinary. It is a going to be a great source of upgrading your imaginary, conceptual and visionary skills because this book is simply peculiar. Being out of the ordinary is the main feature of this aberrant book; Hammer of God.
The title appeared so attractive to me but as I came to unfold each chapter, then page, then paragraphs and finally building my connection with words was just like riding a roller coaster in an adventurous world. Plotting of eccentric character and the odd story is quite esoteric yet a treat for your mind. It is going to help your mind to be opened by the way it has been structured and the continuous humors plus the absurdity would never get your interest to be faded away (as it is rare to read).
It is a must read for those who want to experience and explore the fantasy world on some especial level….umm or you can say on bizarre level. Especially, in the time of COVID this book is going to refresh your mind and outlook with its unique and irregular subject matter. Thank you so much Mr., Andrew for taking the world of fantasy on the next level. Best wishes, Noorio. "
As being from east, it was not a trouble-free task to comprehend such mysterious book and indecent words. But, it was also worthy to read as this tale allowed me to explore more new words too along with all those naughty locutions.
The way this tome has been comprised by Mr. Andrew M.R. is out of the ordinary. It is a going to be a great source of upgrading your imaginary, conceptual and visionary skills because this book is simply peculiar. Being out of the ordinary is the main feature of this aberrant book; Hammer of God.
The title appeared so attractive to me but as I came to unfold each chapter, then page, then paragraphs and finally building my connection with words was just like riding a roller coaster in an adventurous world. Plotting of eccentric character and the odd story is quite esoteric yet a treat for your mind. It is going to help your mind to be opened by the way it has been structured and the continuous humors plus the absurdity would never get your interest to be faded away (as it is rare to read).
It is a must read for those who want to experience and explore the fantasy world on some especial level….umm or you can say on bizarre level. Especially, in the time of COVID this book is going to refresh your mind and outlook with its unique and irregular subject matter. Thank you so much Mr., Andrew for taking the world of fantasy on the next level. Best wishes, Noorio. "
August 18, 2020
“The Hammer Of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star” is a book written by a Canadian writer, Andrew Marc Rowe, and it is the first book in The Druid Trilogy. Relatively short and filled with dick jokes, it makes for a quite pleasant weekend read. Mixing different myths and legends, the author created an intriguing world filled with colorful characters and more than a hint of self-awareness. For the record, it should not be read my anyone under the age of 18 due to very explicit language and scenes.
What shines the most in "The Hammer Of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star" is the extensive world building. And when I say extensive, I mean Matthew Mercer levels of extensive world building. Paired with numerous characters from different backgrounds, the book gets quite crowded, and the heavy-handed exposition is lengthy at times. It's not a big problem since the novel is meant to be a beginning of a series, but it appears not well thought out. The characters that were important to the plot were well constructed, but the rest seemed unnecessary and was mostly just taking up space. The plot itself wasn't great, but it didn't matter so much in the grand scheme of things.
While I do admit some of the jokes were distasteful, I still had a mostly good time reading the book. Having only around two hundred pages, it's not a heavy read by any means. I enjoyed the time I spent with this novel. I don't yet know if I will be reading the next book in the series, but I might keep an eye on Andrew Marc Rowe in the future.
What shines the most in "The Hammer Of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star" is the extensive world building. And when I say extensive, I mean Matthew Mercer levels of extensive world building. Paired with numerous characters from different backgrounds, the book gets quite crowded, and the heavy-handed exposition is lengthy at times. It's not a big problem since the novel is meant to be a beginning of a series, but it appears not well thought out. The characters that were important to the plot were well constructed, but the rest seemed unnecessary and was mostly just taking up space. The plot itself wasn't great, but it didn't matter so much in the grand scheme of things.
While I do admit some of the jokes were distasteful, I still had a mostly good time reading the book. Having only around two hundred pages, it's not a heavy read by any means. I enjoyed the time I spent with this novel. I don't yet know if I will be reading the next book in the series, but I might keep an eye on Andrew Marc Rowe in the future.
July 16, 2020
A must-read epic fantasy book.
The cover of this book caught my attention, so I decided to have a look at it and read it. It was an excellent decision! “The Hammer of the Gods: So you Want to Be a Star” is the first one in a comic and fantasy series called “The Druid Trilogy”. Rowe, Andrew Marc is the author of this fantastic reading.
The plot focuses on Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O´Ceallaigh who are two dreamers. Their desire is to build a better place and to live a better life. In their way they encounter several problems that they must solve if they want to go on with the plan. Throughout the story, you will find jokes and hilarious comments that make the reading more engaging.
The book is well-written with a variety of new expressions which I found them very funny. It has a quick and engaging pace. The characters are well-drawn and dynamic which make you identify with some of them. All in all, I believe that it is an original epic fantasy book that is worth reading it.
The cover of this book caught my attention, so I decided to have a look at it and read it. It was an excellent decision! “The Hammer of the Gods: So you Want to Be a Star” is the first one in a comic and fantasy series called “The Druid Trilogy”. Rowe, Andrew Marc is the author of this fantastic reading.
The plot focuses on Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O´Ceallaigh who are two dreamers. Their desire is to build a better place and to live a better life. In their way they encounter several problems that they must solve if they want to go on with the plan. Throughout the story, you will find jokes and hilarious comments that make the reading more engaging.
The book is well-written with a variety of new expressions which I found them very funny. It has a quick and engaging pace. The characters are well-drawn and dynamic which make you identify with some of them. All in all, I believe that it is an original epic fantasy book that is worth reading it.
January 23, 2021
Review of The Hammer of The Gods: So you want to be a star by Andrew Marc Rowe.
A Goblin king whose throne is made of bones of his enemies, enjoying himself with his wife and pig meat and intoxicating, and solving cases in his style gets a visit from a messenger with news from Albion, where something is brewing. Gudleik, a boy declared by a seer, Joakim of being cursed by Loki is out to know his true worth. His father is dead and he has just his friend Porsi with him. Rosemerta, a born druid does not want to be a druid, but her father wants her to be one. Gudleik is on the hitlist of the evil Eyja Randulfsson, a tavern keeper, and master of thieves. Two gods, Loki and Bragi watching over the things and copulating with a goddess Freya.
A mixed bag, with lots of cuss words and copulation. A one time read and good for those who are acquainted with the language will enjoy it. It's my first time of reading this author, and such type of language, so might need some time to get acquainted. Overall an interesting read.
A Goblin king whose throne is made of bones of his enemies, enjoying himself with his wife and pig meat and intoxicating, and solving cases in his style gets a visit from a messenger with news from Albion, where something is brewing. Gudleik, a boy declared by a seer, Joakim of being cursed by Loki is out to know his true worth. His father is dead and he has just his friend Porsi with him. Rosemerta, a born druid does not want to be a druid, but her father wants her to be one. Gudleik is on the hitlist of the evil Eyja Randulfsson, a tavern keeper, and master of thieves. Two gods, Loki and Bragi watching over the things and copulating with a goddess Freya.
A mixed bag, with lots of cuss words and copulation. A one time read and good for those who are acquainted with the language will enjoy it. It's my first time of reading this author, and such type of language, so might need some time to get acquainted. Overall an interesting read.
July 14, 2020
“The Hammer Of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star” is a book written by Andrew Marc Rowe. It is the first book in The Druid Trilogy. Part social satire, part fantasy with a healthy dose of comedy and angst, this book leaves you wanting more!
This novel tells the story of two characters, Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O’Ceallaigh, who want to choose how to live their lives but unfortunately it is really difficult for them. Gudleik’s in the middle of two Gods of Asgard, and Rosmerta has to do what their parents want; she has to give her life to help an ancient Celtic fertility God. What are they going to do? Are they going to achieve everything they want?
Each chapter is better and more exciting than the last one, so I can’t choose one. In fact, one of the best things about this book is that it has some funny parts.
All in all, this story is full of gentle humour. I can’t wait for the next one! I highly recommend it!
This novel tells the story of two characters, Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O’Ceallaigh, who want to choose how to live their lives but unfortunately it is really difficult for them. Gudleik’s in the middle of two Gods of Asgard, and Rosmerta has to do what their parents want; she has to give her life to help an ancient Celtic fertility God. What are they going to do? Are they going to achieve everything they want?
Each chapter is better and more exciting than the last one, so I can’t choose one. In fact, one of the best things about this book is that it has some funny parts.
All in all, this story is full of gentle humour. I can’t wait for the next one! I highly recommend it!
July 16, 2020
“The Hammer of the Gods: so you want to be a star” is the first book in a trilogy called The Druid, written by Andrew Marc Rowe. It is a middle length book that has some more than two hundred pages, so it is a perfect read for the weekend.
This epic fantasy book has some very good humour so it is a very good mix that got me entertained for hours. Once I started reading it, it was difficult to put this tale down as it caught my attention from the beginning to the end.
This is the first book I read from this author but it will certainly not be the last one; I liked his writing style very much, the cover of his books are very attractive and the aesthetics inside this one were really good and different from others, making the reading more entertaining.
I will certainly recommend reading this book and I am eager to keep on reading the following in the trilogy.
This epic fantasy book has some very good humour so it is a very good mix that got me entertained for hours. Once I started reading it, it was difficult to put this tale down as it caught my attention from the beginning to the end.
This is the first book I read from this author but it will certainly not be the last one; I liked his writing style very much, the cover of his books are very attractive and the aesthetics inside this one were really good and different from others, making the reading more entertaining.
I will certainly recommend reading this book and I am eager to keep on reading the following in the trilogy.
July 22, 2020
The Hammer of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star by Andrew Marc Rowe is the first book in The Druid Trilogy. The author visits many of fantasy beings we grew of fearing and shows their true nature. Rosmerta wants more from her life, yet is fearful of what her future holds. Making a deal seemed her best option, but it comes with a steep price. Gudleik has a curse that he can work to his advantage; however, will it affect those he really likes?
I found The Hammer of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star by Andrew Marc Rowe colorful. Each character has his/her own personality that makes them unique. The author spins a darker view on the creatures we already know. I felt this novel was too lewd and brash for my taste. Folklore fanatics would probably enjoy this book.
I found The Hammer of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star by Andrew Marc Rowe colorful. Each character has his/her own personality that makes them unique. The author spins a darker view on the creatures we already know. I felt this novel was too lewd and brash for my taste. Folklore fanatics would probably enjoy this book.
February 20, 2021
Four stars and The Shocker
If I was forced to describe it. I would say it was like an alcoholic peyote fueled bender between American Gods and Rick & Morty that produced a child covered in penis shaped birth marks. This story got off slow but picked up steam with its mixed mythologies and pop culture references. Once the prequel is combined with this story and a bit more editing I believe it will be even better. There is something calling me about this story making me want more. Considering my love of the absurd and a good dirty joke it was right up my alley. However be warned, use your own judgement if it should be UP YOURS!
If I was forced to describe it. I would say it was like an alcoholic peyote fueled bender between American Gods and Rick & Morty that produced a child covered in penis shaped birth marks. This story got off slow but picked up steam with its mixed mythologies and pop culture references. Once the prequel is combined with this story and a bit more editing I believe it will be even better. There is something calling me about this story making me want more. Considering my love of the absurd and a good dirty joke it was right up my alley. However be warned, use your own judgement if it should be UP YOURS!
August 22, 2020
I accepted a copy of this book from Hidden Gems, and this is a voluntary and honest review.
I did read the entire book, and I have noted that other reviewers have found this an excellent read and full of (bawdy) humour. Unfortunately, I cannot share the same opinion. I love humour books (and they're so hard to find these days), and I don't mind if the humour is bawdy, but I was unable to find any parts of this book that even made me smile, let alone laugh or eye-roll.
Personally, I cannot recommend this book.
I did read the entire book, and I have noted that other reviewers have found this an excellent read and full of (bawdy) humour. Unfortunately, I cannot share the same opinion. I love humour books (and they're so hard to find these days), and I don't mind if the humour is bawdy, but I was unable to find any parts of this book that even made me smile, let alone laugh or eye-roll.
Personally, I cannot recommend this book.
December 21, 2020
The Hammer of the Gods: So You Want To Be A Star was an interesting read to say the least. The book was well-written and I liked the humour. However, I feel like there were one too many characters. So it was a bit of a hassle to remember who's who and when’s there’s too many characters involved, it can be hard to connect to the main characters which is Gudleik & Rosmerta.
All in all, I would say that the plot is entertaining enough however I would highly recommend you know basic Norse mythology in order to fully understand this book as there is no glossary index.
All in all, I would say that the plot is entertaining enough however I would highly recommend you know basic Norse mythology in order to fully understand this book as there is no glossary index.
October 3, 2022
I received a free copy of this book from voracious readers only.
This is not the first time I have read a fantasy book that combines different mythologies, and I was really looking forward to reading this story, because I love mythology!
Unfortunately for me, I struggled really hard to stay engaged in this story. It just felt too much for me, and I had to take a break between chapters because I felt overloaded. In the end I've had to stop not even halfway through because I haven't the slightest idea what is going on.
This is not the first time I have read a fantasy book that combines different mythologies, and I was really looking forward to reading this story, because I love mythology!
Unfortunately for me, I struggled really hard to stay engaged in this story. It just felt too much for me, and I had to take a break between chapters because I felt overloaded. In the end I've had to stop not even halfway through because I haven't the slightest idea what is going on.
January 4, 2021
The Hammer of the Gods is a tongue in cheek adventure that pokes a little fun at many well known characters, myths and gods from the fantasy genre. This contains plenty of cursing and colourful language and can be rather crude in places. Perhaps not to everyone’s taste in that respect. The two main characters are Gudleik Sigbjornsson and Rosmerta O’Ceallaigh. Both dream of a better future for themselves and long for something more.
February 1, 2021
I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
Not exactly my type of humor but I can see other readers absolutely loving this book! And I still had a fun time! Anyone who is a big fan of lewd humor will likely be into it!
If I had to sum it up in one word I would say "fun"
Fun characters, fun plot, fun dialogue
It took Norse mythology and built on it in a fun and humorous way.
I also highly recommend for fans of subtle satire!
Not exactly my type of humor but I can see other readers absolutely loving this book! And I still had a fun time! Anyone who is a big fan of lewd humor will likely be into it!
If I had to sum it up in one word I would say "fun"
Fun characters, fun plot, fun dialogue
It took Norse mythology and built on it in a fun and humorous way.
I also highly recommend for fans of subtle satire!
February 2, 2021
I started this last last month and just stop because it bores me. This is a fantasy novel so I should be hooked by it but it didn't felt right. Or maybe because I read it on ebook than an actual book? I don't truly know. Or is it my imagination didn't really work out because I don't have a little background on Norse mythology. Maybe I will reread this when I get the chance to have read the Norse myth and to grab the physical book of this.
January 18, 2021
The book not so thick but it took me time finished it.
This book ... my mind have hard time to magine the story plot .. pity me ... 😭
I couldn't review more. Perhaps this for book meant for those who are really into fantasy and other genres.
But would say thank you for giving me the opportunity to read.
This book ... my mind have hard time to magine the story plot .. pity me ... 😭
I couldn't review more. Perhaps this for book meant for those who are really into fantasy and other genres.
But would say thank you for giving me the opportunity to read.
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