SIDE-SPLITTINGLY HILARIOUS JOKES: YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE YOU DIE!

by David Fuentes

ABOUT THE SERIES The YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE YOU DIE! series is a fascinating and immersive educational collection of publications that delve deep into numerous and far-reaching subjects across the educational spectrum; ranging from GREEK MYTHOLOGY and EVOLUTION to HISTORY and the constructs of our UNIVERSE. You have much to learn before the Grim Reaper comes-a-calling, so read on to fill your mind with mountains upon mountains of insightful knowledge; all written in a light-hearted and fun to read fashion. Knowledge you can use for a brighter tomorrow! ABOUT THE BOOK We all love a good giggle. If you don’t then this book really isn’t for you! It’s crammed to the rafters with a whole host of side-splitting one-liners that’ll have you rolling on the floor in fits of hysterics; Your friends will think you’ve gone right off your rocker! Feel free to dip in and out of this book at your leisure for your daily dose of hilarity; a treasure trove of comedy gold. So read on comrade and let’s have a jolly good laugh together! Jokes What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter; it can't hear you. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my Bill.” Why did the pig leave the costume party? Because everyone thought he was a boar. Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away. What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah. What did the spider do on the computer? He made a website! What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on? A Tyranosaurus-mex. Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?" Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food. How do you count cows? With a cowculator! What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them. ...and 100's more!!!!

70 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 3, 2020

Reviews

[Oksana · Rating 4 out of 5]

It's a joke book. Some were hilarious, others made me face-palm. I had a good laugh either way.