Kinky Secrets of Alice at the Hellfire Club

Fifty Shades of Alice #3

by Melinda DuChamp

BOOK THREE OF THE HUGE SERIES THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE READ IN ORDER!Twenty-three year-old Alice is stuck in a ho-hum marriage, bored with quickie vanilla sex. So she and her husband, Lewis, sign a contract with the notorious Hellfire Club in order to inject some spice into their love life. But things get dicey when Alice's most decadent fantasies are brought to life, and she begins to fear that they'll never be allowed to leave.The third short novel in the Kinky Secrets of Alice series, this descent into naughtiness features the same colorful characters, kinky thrills, and offbeat humor as the previous bestselling titles.KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE AT THE HELLFIRE CLUB by Melinda DuChampIt's way beyond your wildest fantasies...This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.WHAT READERS ARE "DuChamp writes really funny, exciting books, which also have really kinky, over-the-top love scenes. Highly recommended! But don't use my name!" - Anonymous because she's afraid her mother will see this"Even hotter than the first two books. If you hear a sizzling sound, it's your Kindle." - A reader who needs to check her Kindle warranty"Did Lewis Carroll write a book about the Hellfire Club? I'm confused." - A confused reader"This is smut! I felt ashamed reading it! In fact, I felt even more ashamed the second and third times I read it!" - A reader in denial"For a funny series, there is some serious smut. I like it." - A smut monger"This book is H-O-T." - A reader who likes to spell"So much fun it should be illegal. Is it illegal?" - A woman suddenly concerned she'll be arrested"If you try any of the outrageous sex acts in this book, you'll wind up in the ER." - The patient in Bed 73 at Holy Mercy Hospital"I love this author!" - The author's spouse"If you read one book this year, you aren't reading enough." - She's right"I'm not sure these quotes are real." - No kidding"This isn't vanilla. This is an ebook. You should know the difference." - A reader who doesn't conflate flavors with literatureSo what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!

Genres: Erotica, Romance, Fantasy, Adult, Retellings, Smut, Humor

136 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 27, 2020

Reviews

[Sybil aka Lala · Rating 5 out of 5]

***** 5 CLASSIC STARS *****

This one is different to the others.

We still follow Alice and Lewis on their sexcapades but in this volume the authors take on the classics.

Alice and Lewis are in a Hellfire Club (google that if you don’t know what it is)and meet a whole mess of classic literary characters from Bronte to The Musketeers to Blackbeard and Charles Dickens.

“Can we get the Tale of Two Titties pun out of the way before we get started?”

A feast of pun and parody once again where even the chapter headings are entertaining, we read as:


“ Alice Is Teased and Edged Until She Can’t Take it Anymore…”

And…

“ Lewis Watches Alice Get a Taste of Good Clean Fun. And by Good Clean Fun, We Mean a Sexy Bath. And by Taste… Oh, You Figure It Out.”

And…

“ The Four Musketeers and Alice Have a Sword Fight…”

And…

“ Alice Blows Some of the Most Famous Love Poets Who Ever Lived…”

But…

“ For Those Who Didn’t Get It, This Entire Book Was All a Fantasy. All Three Alice Adventures Were All Fantasies Alice Had While Masturbating…”

These book are all insanely clever and I would recommend it to anyone.

Plus, sex.

[Sammie Reads · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not quite as funny as the last one, this story is two years into Alice and Lewis being married, and Lewis has become a lazy and selfish lover again, ignoring Alice’s pleasure and only taking his own. He works hard during the day and is just so tired when he comes home. Blah blah.

Alice signs them up for a sex club, and intends to train Lewis to last longer while she gets pleasured over and over while he has to watch. It’s torture for Lewis, but she doesn’t realize until it’s too late that it’s also torture for her! There are all kinds of classic authors and characters, including Heathcliff and Jane Eyre, and the three musketeers.

Ultimately, all of these stories are Alice’s fantasies while she’s using her rabbit vibrator. She comes to from this fantasy and forces Lewis to listen to her and stop being a selfish lover. He’s into it, and the end! Cute, funny series with lots of steam and bad poetry. It was a great pallet cleanser!

[Mar ─☆*:・ﾟ · Rating 3 out of 5]

A great climax (pun intended) to this series. I have laughed so hard during this series, you'd sometimes even forget it's erotica

[Cynthia (Bingeing On Books) · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not sexy - kind of outrageous, in a bad way. Very boring considering the setting. And Alice's constant ability to have orgasms just annoyed me.

[Ciru · Rating 4 out of 5]

Book 3 came to a spectacular finish. However, I was sort of disappointed for Lewis in that apart from the start where he got it in for about 30 seconds, even towards the end when he has proved his staying power, it ends abruptly without him getting it in. I wanted to say the scene with Cleopatra or the four musketeers were my favourite scenes, but towards the wnd the glory hole scene, the Marquis de Sade scene was just spectacular... especially when we're thrown into the presence and Lewis takes charge unlike how he was such a woiye woiye in the scenes.

I again loved how the characters were self aware, their at times annoyingly stupid humuor and all the literally characters the author could squeeze in one book.

I'm looking forward to reading more by the author and especially love how Jezebel's story is mentioned in this one.

A dastardly smut filled book.

[Felicity · Rating 3 out of 5]

Unfortunately this book wasn't as good as the first 2 in this tribology. As much as the erotica was good it felt as though the previous 2 books had explored so many options that this book was forcing out other situations. As far as humerus erotica goes there is a fair amount of humour but unless you have a literary background that covers certain genres a lot of the humor is lost. For those that understand it there is a level of humour. There also appears to be more generalised page filling in this book which kept the story going but it was more page filling than good content. I enjoyed the first 2 books but with this one I felt as though I wanted to finish the book just so I had finished it.

[Greg Kerestan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Does this REALLY count as erotica? I guess it's erotica in the same way "American Pie" is erotica- but both of these are about the laughs first and the sex second. This is one of those books that other people probably wouldn't get the appeal of, but I was busting a gut. Imagine an X-rated novella written by Nathan Rabin, or one of the glory-years CRACKED writers: it's the kind of gleefully absurd but grad-school-educated book where Charles Dickens owns and operates a dildo gun, and the greatest deceased poets of the English language take part in a glory-hole competition while improvising dirty limericks. Either you get it, or you don't.

[Jess · Rating 4 out of 5]

This one was different than the others. Instead of just Wonderland characters, we had some cameos and the famous literary people involved. I liked the romps through Wonderland more, but this wasn't bad by any means. The acknowledging it was a book was done differently as well, I liked how it was done in the earlier books. This seemed more self deprecating rather than self aware and jabbing. It was funny, but not as funny as the others. Still good and worth the read. The Tale of Two Titties was pretty funny. And I liked that Heathcliff was in here. Him and Cleopatra we're my favorite parts.

[Amanda · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well what can a reader say to best describe such a steamy-erotic deffinatly not for the low key sexual fantasist , you know the kinda reader that likes to turn over under the bedsheets
it follows alice and her husband lewis through sexy erotic fantasy world through the hellfire club of swingers fun and pleasure, A book that if you put it down you might find when you pick it up a few weeks later you lost interest in it so one of those books to reaD from cover to cover over a week or two
deffinatly a book for the kindareader who likes sexual fantasies and pleasure

[Nay Denise · Rating 4 out of 5]

I enjoyed this final book more. Alice had some wild fantasies and I loved that she was able to bring those into her marriage to make their sex life better. Lewis was a willing husband that loved his wife. I loved seeing them both change from a sort dom-sub mindset throughout the book. Usually Alice would be more dominant and Lewis more so submissive, but that ending made it all flip. I enjoyed this more than the other two books. Fun, quirky and steamy read.

[C. Erani Kole · Rating 4 out of 5]

where’s my Hellfire Club membership?

Cute. I mean it’s hot and I liked a lot of the stuff done. But it’s also cute because their marriage is suffering with near “basic tries” and Alice’s fantasy is all about them trying to figure it out. I think it’s weird, story-wise, for the dude to be so lacking in the marriage but I suppose that’s life.

[Michael Theiss · Rating 4 out of 5]

Entertaining fantasy to get your mind and libido going.

This story is acontinuation of a very x-rated version of Alice from Wonderland. It only needs the cheesy porn music in the background to sell the adult parody feel.

[Tyrannosaurus regina · Rating 2 out of 5]

This installment takes Alice out of Wonderland for a romp with other public domain characters, which is a fine idea but Alice out of Wonderland loses all of the charm that made the previous two books so good.

[Dimitria Koutsidis · Rating 5 out of 5]

Thought it was a great book

[Santiago · Rating 4 out of 5]

No es tan bueno como los anteriores pero si una novela erótica excelente y con mucho humor

[SomeoneElsesStar · Rating 3 out of 5]

I did not like the third book as well as the first, and second, book. It still had funny parts, but it seemed the sex scenes were more about quantity.

[Heather Forensky · Rating 3 out of 5]

I don't think I can erase the orgy scene of all the literature characters. Somehow it wasn't comforting about the Marquis de Sade.

[Jennifer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Spectacular finale for this triology ☆☆☆☆☆

[Big Bouncing Flea · Rating 3 out of 5]

Good for some non thinking reading. Very graphic.

[Hannah-Louise Smith · Rating 5 out of 5]

Female sexual empowerment

[Kim Roberts · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5⭐️

[Jo · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hot, hot, HOT!

Alice and Lewis end up at the Hellfire Club doing all kinds of kinky deliciousness, all in the name of saving their marriage....or do they.

[Nicole D · Rating 1 out of 5]

Definitely my least favorite

[Ryann Rice · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not my favorite but I'm glad Lewis got his head on straight (yet again)
And her having a group activity with the 3 musketeers was top tier reading lol

[Kelly Lopez · Rating 2 out of 5]

Not as good as the first two

Was okay. Got thru it. But def enjoyed the first two much more. I will probably continue the series though.

[PageGoblin · Rating 3 out of 5]

Just a silly goofy time ✨️

[Sandra Powell · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not as good as the first 2

I felt like it was basically the same story as the first two. This was a hard one to finish

[Jeff Willis · Rating 2 out of 5]

I picked up this book after hearing it mentioned on a podcast. I thought it was a clever concept and was interested to see how the author added a "50 Shades" twist to the familiar Alice in Wonderland story.

FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND: This particular book was my favorite of the three. I thought the author did a good job of adhering to the general structure of Alice and Wonderland and creating memorable twists on those familiar scenes. I wasn't a huge fan of the actual writing with its repetitive phrasing and hit-or-miss attempts at humor, but the story was compelling and it was an entertaining read.

FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS: The middle installment of the trilogy felt like a step down from the first volume. It was still an entertaining read, but felt like it was trying a little too hard to top the scenes and extremes of the first book, which didn't always make a lot of narrative sense (even in a fantasy world).

FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE AT THE HELLFIRE CLUB: This was my least favorite volume in the trilogy. It felt a little rushed and over the top (even for fantasy erotica), and more of a collection of scenes than a consistent narrative. The story ended on a positive note, but it was difficult to stay invested in this part of the story.

Overall, this was a fun, quick read but ultimately didn't really impress. The erotic elements were decent but the rest of the writing connecting the erotic scenes was a little lacking. It was a fun, quick read, but in retrospect, I probably would have rather stopped after paying $2.99 for the first one rather than paying an additional $4 for the two less-successful sequels.

[Rin McKenzie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Book 3 in the 50 Shades Of Alice In Wonderland. Hilarious !!!! I have to say I laughed out loud more in this book than in the previous two books. I even got the obscure literary references. That in itself made it even funnier than it was already. The pins had me cracking up also. I love witty humor and this book didn't disappoint. Oh, did I mention the hot sex? Yeah, lots of hot sex.

[TinTin Kalaw · Rating 5 out of 5]

And so concludes the Fifty Shades of Alice Trilogy with this book. Not as funny as the previous two books but still entertaining. A fitting conclusion (as fitting as these types of stories go XD) to end Alice's story.