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Fifty Shades of Alice #1
Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland
BEYOND FIFTY SHADES OF GREY...Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in bestselling books.BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.BEYOND THUNDERDOME...This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND by Melinda DuChampFollow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.WHAT READERS ARE "This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named"Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe"I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader"My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands"My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author"Strawberry is my favorite flavor.
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June 14, 2023
On this episode of ‘What’s Going On With That Cover?’
We can all see the monstrous mushroom posing as a cock and balls here, but what I’m most curious about is the subtitle ‘inspired by true events’… WHAT EVENTS?! Was it a fevered dream after consuming some of those questionable mushrooms?
I might have to read this one for science. 👀 🧪
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Update: I listened to the audiobook of this and got to 54% (it’s a 2 hour listen) and couldn’t go any further. This was terrible and weird. It follows the Alice in Wonderland story almost to the t and is so very on the nose about everything it can’t even be considered good satire. It was smutty, definitely, but not interesting.
Some notes: The white rabbit is a rabbit vibe, the pig is a cop named Dick, the caterpillar is a dom but otherwise boring, the Cheshire Cat is a voyeur with a jacked up and well moisturized right arm and maniacal smile. I had to stop at the mad hatter’s tea party… I don’t want to talk about why I can’t recommend this because it’s not free on KU, I wouldn’t want anyone paying money for it, but the audio is included on scribd. The best parts are above.
Side note: I will never be able to eat soup again.
Check out previous episodes here: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list...
We can all see the monstrous mushroom posing as a cock and balls here, but what I’m most curious about is the subtitle ‘inspired by true events’… WHAT EVENTS?! Was it a fevered dream after consuming some of those questionable mushrooms?
I might have to read this one for science. 👀 🧪
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Update: I listened to the audiobook of this and got to 54% (it’s a 2 hour listen) and couldn’t go any further. This was terrible and weird. It follows the Alice in Wonderland story almost to the t and is so very on the nose about everything it can’t even be considered good satire. It was smutty, definitely, but not interesting.
Some notes: The white rabbit is a rabbit vibe, the pig is a cop named Dick, the caterpillar is a dom but otherwise boring, the Cheshire Cat is a voyeur with a jacked up and well moisturized right arm and maniacal smile. I had to stop at the mad hatter’s tea party… I don’t want to talk about why I can’t recommend this because it’s not free on KU, I wouldn’t want anyone paying money for it, but the audio is included on scribd. The best parts are above.
Side note: I will never be able to eat soup again.
Check out previous episodes here: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list...
May 4, 2017
4 stars
Review to come
Ok so Im rating this with the genre in mind here ...
Nothing like sexualizing your favorite childhood book characters.
Ok so this book was DIRTY! Really dirty!
And I will be writing an full review for this book because there is actually more to it than dirty dirty sexytime (although that is of course the bulk of it lol).
I will never be able to look at Alice in Wonderland the same again o_O
Review to come
Ok so Im rating this with the genre in mind here ...
Nothing like sexualizing your favorite childhood book characters.
Ok so this book was DIRTY! Really dirty!
And I will be writing an full review for this book because there is actually more to it than dirty dirty sexytime (although that is of course the bulk of it lol).
I will never be able to look at Alice in Wonderland the same again o_O
February 5, 2018
4 HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT STARS
“Consider this, dear Alice. Sex is only partly about friction and bodily fluids. The majority of it takes place in the mind. The body responds to what the mind desires. When we see something arousing, or read something arousing, our bodies respond because we can imagine ourselves in that situation.“
Es raro que un libro de este tipo, me haya dado esta frase tan cierta, real, y profunda. Expresa perfectamente nuestra fascinación por la lectura erótica.
Fue una grata sorpresa la que me lleve con este libro.
Primero porque a pesar de su nombre, la verdad es que es muy poco lo que hace referencia a 50 shades of Grey. En si el libro se basa más en el cuento de Alicia.
📚 SINOPSIS HONESTA:
Alicia es una jovencita de 18 años que vive frustrada porque su novio no la satisface sexualmente, un día por asares del destino, ella cae a un agujero negro que la lleva a un mundo mágico lleno de personajes que les gusta disfrutar del sexo.
Así es este es un cuento de hadas erótico, curiosamente este es el libro con mayor apego al BDSM real, que he leído (no que haya leído muchos). Pero enserio las situaciones que nos muestra me enseñaron cosas que en ningún otro libro erótico había leído.
Al ser una parodia, obviamente está lleno de diversión y situaciones absurdas, pero en su mayoría es una historia muy muy muy muy muy muy HOT.
Es un libro cortito, pero aun así lo tuve que dejar en varias ocasiones porque que era demasiado intenso.
Mi parte favorita:
La escena del trio con el Mad Hatter, (al cual imagine como Sebastián Stan).
Solo tengo una palabra para describir esa escena: Yummi!!!!
En conclusión: Con este libro descubrí muchas cosas nuevas, muy recomendable si buscas reírte o una buena historia de BDSM.
“Consider this, dear Alice. Sex is only partly about friction and bodily fluids. The majority of it takes place in the mind. The body responds to what the mind desires. When we see something arousing, or read something arousing, our bodies respond because we can imagine ourselves in that situation.“
Es raro que un libro de este tipo, me haya dado esta frase tan cierta, real, y profunda. Expresa perfectamente nuestra fascinación por la lectura erótica.
Fue una grata sorpresa la que me lleve con este libro.
Primero porque a pesar de su nombre, la verdad es que es muy poco lo que hace referencia a 50 shades of Grey. En si el libro se basa más en el cuento de Alicia.
📚 SINOPSIS HONESTA:
Alicia es una jovencita de 18 años que vive frustrada porque su novio no la satisface sexualmente, un día por asares del destino, ella cae a un agujero negro que la lleva a un mundo mágico lleno de personajes que les gusta disfrutar del sexo.
Así es este es un cuento de hadas erótico, curiosamente este es el libro con mayor apego al BDSM real, que he leído (no que haya leído muchos). Pero enserio las situaciones que nos muestra me enseñaron cosas que en ningún otro libro erótico había leído.
Al ser una parodia, obviamente está lleno de diversión y situaciones absurdas, pero en su mayoría es una historia muy muy muy muy muy muy HOT.
Es un libro cortito, pero aun así lo tuve que dejar en varias ocasiones porque que era demasiado intenso.
Mi parte favorita:
La escena del trio con el Mad Hatter, (al cual imagine como Sebastián Stan).
Solo tengo una palabra para describir esa escena: Yummi!!!!
En conclusión: Con este libro descubrí muchas cosas nuevas, muy recomendable si buscas reírte o una buena historia de BDSM.
October 2, 2015
***** 5 THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING STARS*****
CONFESSION: I have a geeky vagina.
Things like puns, satire and parody give me a lady-boner. Add to that my love of popular classics like Alice in Wonderland, and this book left me one happy girl.
Going into this I expected a bit of dirty smut but what I got was SO much more. This book is FUCKING. HILARIOUS. I loved everything about this book from the cover (I mean look at it, really look at it) to the ending!
Alice is an 18yr old girl whose bf, Lewis, can’t satisfy her because he’s a little quick on the trigger. She’s rightly upset about this, even though she loves Lewis, and wishes for something a little more… satisfying.
“Someday my prince will come,” she lamented softly, “too fast.”
One afternoon she follows her bouncing rabbit vibrator into Wonderland. Ok so, let’s not expect anything rational here and make some concessions in the name of kink. This is Alice in Wonderland after all.
Once inside Wonderland, an innocent Alice is on a journey through a veritable smorgasbord of sexual kink.
Pilar nodded solemnly. “Unless you have release, it could make your loins explode.”
“Do loins explode a lot?”
Pilar looked pained. “All the time.”
This book is genius! It follows the original very closely, even down to the use of language. I thought the characters were cleverly incorporated into their different roles.
And the puns. Oh, the puns!
“I’m naked.”
“Are you? That must be why I can see your bush.”
Alice frowned at the greenery.
“This isn’t my bush.”
And the satire.
“Yes, tea. Isn’t this a tea party?”
“No, we’re not really interested in politics.”
I snortled my way through this book, the ridiculousness of the characters, clever comments from the authors and hilarious confusion about safewords.
But you don’t really care about any of that, do you?
You just want to hear about the sex!
The sex is HAWT! Ever since that one book that shall not be named came out, we suddenly have a whole lot of BDSM ‘experts’ who think it’s all about handcuffs and whips. Not so, my darlings; and although there is some of that this book covers a whole mess of kink in the (wonder)land of BDSM. You’ll find everything in here from furries (google that) to queening chairs (especially google that).
“I buy [hand cream] in bulk. When one masturbates as much as I, chaffing can become life-threatening.”
Alice’s adventures certainly left me affected.
“Mind your step,” Cheshire warned. “I have been here a while, and the floor is slippery.”
There’s something in here for everyone!
Read it for the humour.
Read it for the sex.
Read it to learn something new.
But mostly, read it for the puns!
“They weren’t funny when that hack Carroll did it back in 1865, and they certainly have no place in an ebook of mommy porn.”
Just as long as you just read it!
CONFESSION: I have a geeky vagina.
Things like puns, satire and parody give me a lady-boner. Add to that my love of popular classics like Alice in Wonderland, and this book left me one happy girl.
Going into this I expected a bit of dirty smut but what I got was SO much more. This book is FUCKING. HILARIOUS. I loved everything about this book from the cover (I mean look at it, really look at it) to the ending!
Alice is an 18yr old girl whose bf, Lewis, can’t satisfy her because he’s a little quick on the trigger. She’s rightly upset about this, even though she loves Lewis, and wishes for something a little more… satisfying.
“Someday my prince will come,” she lamented softly, “too fast.”
One afternoon she follows her bouncing rabbit vibrator into Wonderland. Ok so, let’s not expect anything rational here and make some concessions in the name of kink. This is Alice in Wonderland after all.
Once inside Wonderland, an innocent Alice is on a journey through a veritable smorgasbord of sexual kink.
Pilar nodded solemnly. “Unless you have release, it could make your loins explode.”
“Do loins explode a lot?”
Pilar looked pained. “All the time.”
This book is genius! It follows the original very closely, even down to the use of language. I thought the characters were cleverly incorporated into their different roles.
And the puns. Oh, the puns!
“I’m naked.”
“Are you? That must be why I can see your bush.”
Alice frowned at the greenery.
“This isn’t my bush.”
And the satire.
“Yes, tea. Isn’t this a tea party?”
“No, we’re not really interested in politics.”
I snortled my way through this book, the ridiculousness of the characters, clever comments from the authors and hilarious confusion about safewords.
But you don’t really care about any of that, do you?
You just want to hear about the sex!
The sex is HAWT! Ever since that one book that shall not be named came out, we suddenly have a whole lot of BDSM ‘experts’ who think it’s all about handcuffs and whips. Not so, my darlings; and although there is some of that this book covers a whole mess of kink in the (wonder)land of BDSM. You’ll find everything in here from furries (google that) to queening chairs (especially google that).
“I buy [hand cream] in bulk. When one masturbates as much as I, chaffing can become life-threatening.”
Alice’s adventures certainly left me affected.
“Mind your step,” Cheshire warned. “I have been here a while, and the floor is slippery.”
There’s something in here for everyone!
Read it for the humour.
Read it for the sex.
Read it to learn something new.
But mostly, read it for the puns!
“They weren’t funny when that hack Carroll did it back in 1865, and they certainly have no place in an ebook of mommy porn.”
Just as long as you just read it!
December 19, 2016
Então, gente, esse foi meu primeiro livro erótico na vida. E eu peguei logo um com essa capa de propósito mesmo! 50 tons de cinza não se compara com isso aqui.
Esse livro é obviamente uma paródia e como toda paródia ele usa o humor (sério, é HILARIO) pra apontar certas coisas, mas sem ser muito pesado. Afinal, esse é um livro de 100 páginas. Mas o mais legal aqui é q ele é muito engraçado no momento de ser engraçado e sexy quando quer ser sexy. As cenas de sexo são divertidas e sensuais. Muito como eu acredito q o sexo pode ser encarado. Mas eu não ria pq era ridículo e sim pq a narração é propositalmente engraçada.
Ela tira sarro das coisas absurdas do livro original (como todo mundo fazer poemas e rimas, e porque diabos alguém tomaria um líquido só pq tá escrito me beba??). Sem contar as referências modernas.
A capa agora faz todo o sentido!! Obvio que não vou falar VOCE PRECISA LER! Pq né? Mas achei ridiculamente divertido!
Esse livro é obviamente uma paródia e como toda paródia ele usa o humor (sério, é HILARIO) pra apontar certas coisas, mas sem ser muito pesado. Afinal, esse é um livro de 100 páginas. Mas o mais legal aqui é q ele é muito engraçado no momento de ser engraçado e sexy quando quer ser sexy. As cenas de sexo são divertidas e sensuais. Muito como eu acredito q o sexo pode ser encarado. Mas eu não ria pq era ridículo e sim pq a narração é propositalmente engraçada.
Ela tira sarro das coisas absurdas do livro original (como todo mundo fazer poemas e rimas, e porque diabos alguém tomaria um líquido só pq tá escrito me beba??). Sem contar as referências modernas.
A capa agora faz todo o sentido!! Obvio que não vou falar VOCE PRECISA LER! Pq né? Mas achei ridiculamente divertido!
March 13, 2017
I did this as an audiobook and it was quite a fun ride ;)
That's the first erotic book that I read (now I have a new shelf!) and it was both lighthearted, funny and naughty. The pace is fast, the writing is good and the humor is good as well. The narrator is very good and I'd recommend on listening to the audiobook :)
Lewis, Alice's bf, who can't satisfy Alice gives her a rabbit vibrator for her birthday. Apparently the rabbit can bounce, what leads Alice to the rabbit hole into wonderland, and that's where she learns about new naughty and kinky experiences she hasn't had before getting into wonderland.
Rating it would be kind of difficult. I'd say it's worth about 3.5 stars, maybe slightly more thanks to the witty puns, I'm not sure :)
3.5/5
That's the first erotic book that I read (now I have a new shelf!) and it was both lighthearted, funny and naughty. The pace is fast, the writing is good and the humor is good as well. The narrator is very good and I'd recommend on listening to the audiobook :)
Lewis, Alice's bf, who can't satisfy Alice gives her a rabbit vibrator for her birthday. Apparently the rabbit can bounce, what leads Alice to the rabbit hole into wonderland, and that's where she learns about new naughty and kinky experiences she hasn't had before getting into wonderland.
Rating it would be kind of difficult. I'd say it's worth about 3.5 stars, maybe slightly more thanks to the witty puns, I'm not sure :)
3.5/5
July 22, 2018
Soon she was surrounded by dozens, hundreds, a whole forest of mushrooms, so close together that Alice rubbed against them as she passed. The caps were soft, almost velvety, but firm and unyielding. They reminded Alice of something, but for the life of her, she couldn’t remember what.
Okay I don't really feel like writing a full review right now but basically this was average smut, but it was also pretty funny. So you could read much worse. Plus it's free, so why not?
Okay I don't really feel like writing a full review right now but basically this was average smut, but it was also pretty funny. So you could read much worse. Plus it's free, so why not?
will-not-read
October 16, 2012You've got to be kidding me.
Is there no end to 50 Shades? And now it has tainted my beloved Alice in Wonderland too? Lust-filled fantasies mixed with children's fantasies... it's enough to make me weep. The line between children and adults are fading as time goes on...
Can't you see what you're doing to her?
Is there no end to 50 Shades? And now it has tainted my beloved Alice in Wonderland too? Lust-filled fantasies mixed with children's fantasies... it's enough to make me weep. The line between children and adults are fading as time goes on...
Can't you see what you're doing to her?
August 1, 2012
I had no expectations for this kindle freebie, so I was surprised that I really enjoyed it. It was funny, full of puns, naughty, and dare I say it, "cute" (Pink Room of Bunnies, lol).
I was skeptical when I heard that there were going to be a lot of classics given the "Fifty Shades" treatment, just like many have been inundated with zombies and vampires. Well, it worked. It was just a fun, sarcastic, clever, sassy romp that didn't take itself seriously. The characters were constantly breaking the fourth wall (is that a term that can be applied to books?) with hilarious comments about Amazon, google, the original book.
Definitely a re-education of Alice and I blushed at seeing all the beloved classic characters re-imagined in new, naughty ways.
I was skeptical when I heard that there were going to be a lot of classics given the "Fifty Shades" treatment, just like many have been inundated with zombies and vampires. Well, it worked. It was just a fun, sarcastic, clever, sassy romp that didn't take itself seriously. The characters were constantly breaking the fourth wall (is that a term that can be applied to books?) with hilarious comments about Amazon, google, the original book.
Definitely a re-education of Alice and I blushed at seeing all the beloved classic characters re-imagined in new, naughty ways.
August 1, 2012
Böyle Wonderland görmedim arkadaş :P
October 16, 2019
This book was oddly satisfying. It had humor and kink all at the same time!!
I was surprise how much I enjoyed it, ready for the next!!
I was surprise how much I enjoyed it, ready for the next!!
August 4, 2012
Full Review: http://thetbrpile.weebly.com/1/post/2...
This book is also very, very funny! It has been written very tongue-in-cheek and some of the witty asides offered up by some of the characters (all too aware that they are trapped in a parody) help to break up the highly pornographic and extensively detailed sexual scenes that make up the majority of this book. Is it a turn-on? Yes. But it is also delightfully wicked in the way that it pokes fun at the genre at the same time as managing to successfully satire a very popular children's classic in a manner that would no doubt have Lewis Carroll spinning and begging to be dug up!
I loved this and the news that a sequel is in the works (Fifty Shades of Through The Looking Glass) only delights me more! It really is a lot of very adult, naughty erotic fun and if you are looking for something very, very different from anything else you might have read then this is definitely for you!
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is deliciously naughty with scenes of bondage, submission and degradation as Alice is taken to the very edges of sexual desire and awakening.
This book is also very, very funny! It has been written very tongue-in-cheek and some of the witty asides offered up by some of the characters (all too aware that they are trapped in a parody) help to break up the highly pornographic and extensively detailed sexual scenes that make up the majority of this book. Is it a turn-on? Yes. But it is also delightfully wicked in the way that it pokes fun at the genre at the same time as managing to successfully satire a very popular children's classic in a manner that would no doubt have Lewis Carroll spinning and begging to be dug up!
I loved this and the news that a sequel is in the works (Fifty Shades of Through The Looking Glass) only delights me more! It really is a lot of very adult, naughty erotic fun and if you are looking for something very, very different from anything else you might have read then this is definitely for you!
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is deliciously naughty with scenes of bondage, submission and degradation as Alice is taken to the very edges of sexual desire and awakening.
November 30, 2012
If you’re looking for a truly kinky masterpiece of digital fiction, I would highly recommend Melinda DuChamp’s Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland.
Unlike a certain BDSM novel with a similar name, Alice is a lighthearted sexual spin-off of a classic tale that’s actually sexy. The plot, in brief, revolves around teenage Alice’s unsatisfying sex with her boyfriend, Lewis, who cums too quickly. After Lewis gifts her with a rabbit vibrator and falls to snoring after yet another unfulfilling round of sex, Alice watches as the vibrating white bunny hops off of its own accord. Naturally, she follows it down the rabbit hole, and discovers a perverse world filled with all manner of sexual pleasures of which she’s never dreamt. From spanking to rainbow parties to public masturbation (and more!), Alice learns to embrace her sexuality, as well as her inner slut, without fear or shame. It’s a sex-positive fairy tale for modern youth!
And it’s pretty fucking hot, too. I myself got laid at least twice while reading this book, even without my husband spying its delightfully suggestive cover. Therefore, I would give it two erotically satisfied thumbs up. Plus bonus points for the sexy mushrooms.
(Originally posted at NakedMontreal.net)
Unlike a certain BDSM novel with a similar name, Alice is a lighthearted sexual spin-off of a classic tale that’s actually sexy. The plot, in brief, revolves around teenage Alice’s unsatisfying sex with her boyfriend, Lewis, who cums too quickly. After Lewis gifts her with a rabbit vibrator and falls to snoring after yet another unfulfilling round of sex, Alice watches as the vibrating white bunny hops off of its own accord. Naturally, she follows it down the rabbit hole, and discovers a perverse world filled with all manner of sexual pleasures of which she’s never dreamt. From spanking to rainbow parties to public masturbation (and more!), Alice learns to embrace her sexuality, as well as her inner slut, without fear or shame. It’s a sex-positive fairy tale for modern youth!
And it’s pretty fucking hot, too. I myself got laid at least twice while reading this book, even without my husband spying its delightfully suggestive cover. Therefore, I would give it two erotically satisfied thumbs up. Plus bonus points for the sexy mushrooms.
(Originally posted at NakedMontreal.net)
March 7, 2013
First, let me clearly state that all characters in the book are 18 or older.
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is obviously a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. There is obviously a lot of sex in this book and obviously a lot of... shall we say... adventurous sex. Shades of Alice is sort of in between Shades of Grey and Roquelaure's Sleeping Beauty, but don't expect a love story like Shades of Grey and Shades of Alice is not nearly as extreme as Sleeping Beauty. Alice does have a boyfriend and the story does have a happy ending (don't even go there). This review is going to be a little challenging.
Erotica is not my usual genre so I don't have a lot to use as a comparison. Just the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy, an indie short story I read the other day... okay that sounds like a lot, but do a search on Amazon or B&N for erotica and you will see that it barely scratches the surface. Regardless, this is the first erotica parody I have read.
DuChamp does begin by setting the scene but is considerate enough to provide the reader with a direct link to the beginning of the good stuff in case you don't care about setting the scene. So moving right along to page 15... Just kidding. It's more like page 13.
There are a lot of different sexual situations in Shades of Alice, so be prepared; don't expect a one on one situation with Christian Grey. I guess it could be considered light Sado-Masochism because there is 'teasing' in it, but there doesn't really seem to be as much of a 'control' issue as with Shades of Grey. But there are more creative situations than those found in Shades of Grey. Like I previously said, this is not my genre so I don't have a lot with which to compare but after reading Roquelaure, I am confident Shades of Alice is pretty moderate.
What I thought was funny is when the story jumps outside of itself:
"I wish I were a little bolder."
"What for?" the Hatter asked. "Being a small rock wouldn't be much fun."
"Unless you were a rock star, perhaps," added the Hare.
"What? Oh. Not boulder with a u. Bolder, as in without fear."
"We knew that," the Hatter said. "We were making a stupid pun."
"Which we must apologize for," said the Hare. "They weren't funny when that hack Carroll did it back in 1865, and they certainly have no place in an ebook of mommy porn."
"What are you both talking about?" Alice asked.
"Mommy porn is a crude label applied to erotica read by discerning, intelligent women who seek something more adventurous in their reading choices," the Hare said.
"What?" Alice said.
"Perhaps you should Google the word metafiction," the Hare suggested.
This was my favorite part of the book. No really, it is. Who asked you anyway? One of the reasons I like this part is because a friend of mine used the term mommy porn once, and it cracked me up; I thought she had just made the term up.
And then another funny quote:
"Yes, tea. Isn't this a tea party?"
"No, we're not really interested in politics."
There are a lot of erotica parodies out there that use classics as the background story, but they are not all written by DuChamp. It almost seems as if a lot of authors got together and played rock, paper, scissors to see who would use which classic. Bottom line, DuChamp's first Shades of Alice book was good, but I will likely not pick up other authors. First, I don't read a lot of erotica. Second, the others didn't get good reviews. The combination of both doesn't win a new reader for the other parodies.
If you are into erotica, I think you will find this entertaining. It certainly serves up plenty of the main dish that is expected from erotica novels, along with a side dish of humor. Mommy porn? I'm not sure. Maybe mommy porn plus, sort of like grape juice plus.1
1 In the movie Escape from the Planet of the Apes, a character describes wine as 'grape juice plus.'
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is obviously a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. There is obviously a lot of sex in this book and obviously a lot of... shall we say... adventurous sex. Shades of Alice is sort of in between Shades of Grey and Roquelaure's Sleeping Beauty, but don't expect a love story like Shades of Grey and Shades of Alice is not nearly as extreme as Sleeping Beauty. Alice does have a boyfriend and the story does have a happy ending (don't even go there). This review is going to be a little challenging.
Erotica is not my usual genre so I don't have a lot to use as a comparison. Just the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy, an indie short story I read the other day... okay that sounds like a lot, but do a search on Amazon or B&N for erotica and you will see that it barely scratches the surface. Regardless, this is the first erotica parody I have read.
DuChamp does begin by setting the scene but is considerate enough to provide the reader with a direct link to the beginning of the good stuff in case you don't care about setting the scene. So moving right along to page 15... Just kidding. It's more like page 13.
There are a lot of different sexual situations in Shades of Alice, so be prepared; don't expect a one on one situation with Christian Grey. I guess it could be considered light Sado-Masochism because there is 'teasing' in it, but there doesn't really seem to be as much of a 'control' issue as with Shades of Grey. But there are more creative situations than those found in Shades of Grey. Like I previously said, this is not my genre so I don't have a lot with which to compare but after reading Roquelaure, I am confident Shades of Alice is pretty moderate.
What I thought was funny is when the story jumps outside of itself:
"I wish I were a little bolder."
"What for?" the Hatter asked. "Being a small rock wouldn't be much fun."
"Unless you were a rock star, perhaps," added the Hare.
"What? Oh. Not boulder with a u. Bolder, as in without fear."
"We knew that," the Hatter said. "We were making a stupid pun."
"Which we must apologize for," said the Hare. "They weren't funny when that hack Carroll did it back in 1865, and they certainly have no place in an ebook of mommy porn."
"What are you both talking about?" Alice asked.
"Mommy porn is a crude label applied to erotica read by discerning, intelligent women who seek something more adventurous in their reading choices," the Hare said.
"What?" Alice said.
"Perhaps you should Google the word metafiction," the Hare suggested.
This was my favorite part of the book. No really, it is. Who asked you anyway? One of the reasons I like this part is because a friend of mine used the term mommy porn once, and it cracked me up; I thought she had just made the term up.
And then another funny quote:
"Yes, tea. Isn't this a tea party?"
"No, we're not really interested in politics."
There are a lot of erotica parodies out there that use classics as the background story, but they are not all written by DuChamp. It almost seems as if a lot of authors got together and played rock, paper, scissors to see who would use which classic. Bottom line, DuChamp's first Shades of Alice book was good, but I will likely not pick up other authors. First, I don't read a lot of erotica. Second, the others didn't get good reviews. The combination of both doesn't win a new reader for the other parodies.
If you are into erotica, I think you will find this entertaining. It certainly serves up plenty of the main dish that is expected from erotica novels, along with a side dish of humor. Mommy porn? I'm not sure. Maybe mommy porn plus, sort of like grape juice plus.1
1 In the movie Escape from the Planet of the Apes, a character describes wine as 'grape juice plus.'
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August 1, 2012Ohaa lan bu ne :D Hay okumaz olaydım..
not-in-this-life
September 19, 2012WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?
October 5, 2013
for mě this is just some kind of joke, nothing else. Anyway, I cannot imagine this reading in Czech. because normal erotical scene is sometimes hilarious in Czech and this would be...
March 1, 2013
Oh, you don’t want to go all fifty shades and tie your own ass to the bed and wait for master to arrive? Then Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is the book for you.
I love to read and I love sex. No particular order required. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland gives me both and just the way I want it, wild, wonderful and with just a touch of fairy tale madness.
Duchamp has taken an old stand by and dirtied it up without removing the fantastical aspect of the original. Who on earth can fall that far down a rabbit hole? A hole that leads to a land of debauchery, wild characters, even wilder sex, fabulous asses, and satisfaction for all concerned. A land where everyone’s getting a whole lot of something something just the way they want it. Well, as it turns out, soon to be very dirty Alice can topple down that dark tunnel and when she gets there fulfill many a lustful need, including her own. Anal, flogging, spanking, public nakedness, nipple pinching, and the absolute connectedness of agony and ecstasy, (and that’s just the half of it) are all covered in delicious detail. Alice is one tired sore individual by book’s end.
Obviously Ms. Duchamp is riding the coat tails of the Fifty Shades phenomenon, but makes no bones about it. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is what it is: A total parody. One that entertains, informs, and is totally hot.
I love to read and I love sex. No particular order required. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland gives me both and just the way I want it, wild, wonderful and with just a touch of fairy tale madness.
Duchamp has taken an old stand by and dirtied it up without removing the fantastical aspect of the original. Who on earth can fall that far down a rabbit hole? A hole that leads to a land of debauchery, wild characters, even wilder sex, fabulous asses, and satisfaction for all concerned. A land where everyone’s getting a whole lot of something something just the way they want it. Well, as it turns out, soon to be very dirty Alice can topple down that dark tunnel and when she gets there fulfill many a lustful need, including her own. Anal, flogging, spanking, public nakedness, nipple pinching, and the absolute connectedness of agony and ecstasy, (and that’s just the half of it) are all covered in delicious detail. Alice is one tired sore individual by book’s end.
Obviously Ms. Duchamp is riding the coat tails of the Fifty Shades phenomenon, but makes no bones about it. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is what it is: A total parody. One that entertains, informs, and is totally hot.
April 24, 2016
Warning!!!
This is parody, and over the top ridiculous, just so you know!!!
Don't read this book if you think it will ruin your childhood memories of the real book!!!
Also, meet White Rabbit!
Well, what a girl can aspect when chasing her „White Rabbit“ down the rabbit hole, she meets one Dom, one striper, kinky duchess, smiling voyeur, three mad horny men at the tea party, and queen who loves to punish with public peddling...
Lots of fun, enjoy, and many orgasms,...what else!?
It's almost like original, only with all kind of sex, BDSM play, and horny Alice!!!
Oh yea, I would like to have my hands on that „DRINK ME“ bottle.
You see, in here, not all Alice grows, only...
This is parody, and over the top ridiculous, just so you know!!!
Don't read this book if you think it will ruin your childhood memories of the real book!!!
Also, meet White Rabbit!
Well, what a girl can aspect when chasing her „White Rabbit“ down the rabbit hole, she meets one Dom, one striper, kinky duchess, smiling voyeur, three mad horny men at the tea party, and queen who loves to punish with public peddling...
Lots of fun, enjoy, and many orgasms,...what else!?
It's almost like original, only with all kind of sex, BDSM play, and horny Alice!!!
Oh yea, I would like to have my hands on that „DRINK ME“ bottle.
You see, in here, not all Alice grows, only...
July 31, 2012
Didn't have any idea what to expect when I started reading this book. Someone told me it was funny and yes I guess in the way it was written in the Alice in Wonderland story line it was somewhat a little goofy BUT......I loved it. Honestly I liked the "sex" part of it better than the regular Fifty Shades books. It is a quick read and had me turned on from the beginning to the end! If you can get past the silliness of the Mad Hatter, etc... characters you'll love it! :o) Can't wait for the next one 50 Shades Through the Looking Glass.
January 28, 2013
Alice fetishler diyarına, pardon harikalar diyarına giderse ne olur. Vallahi öyle çok şey oldu ki!
Ama Cheshire ve kraliçe favori.
August 1, 2012
Sadece diyorum ki aklımdaki masalı yerle bir ettin Alice.
November 26, 2016
dropped off erotica. :/
June 22, 2017
My innocence - GONE!
September 19, 2022
Lol this was just good, unclean fun! I love fairytale retellings, and as ridiculous as this was, I’m into it! This a is tongue-in-cheek, erotic parody of Alice in Wonderland and it was hilarious.
Alice and Lewis are in love. But what she doesn’t love is that he’s an unskilled, selfish lover. He buys her a white rabbit vibrator and then falls asleep five seconds after his five second performance. She decides to see what the big deal is about, but the rabbit hops away down the rabbit hole and she chases after, falling into Wonderland. She wanders around, meeting all kinds of characters, who thankfully, are all people, and learning delightful new things erotic and BDSM.
She finally knows what she wants and how to get it, so when she comes to, back in the meadow with Lewis, she’s finished with the vibrator and wakes Lewis up, training him to be her slave and becoming her fully sensual self, teaching Lewis her ways. Silly, sexy, fun.
Alice and Lewis are in love. But what she doesn’t love is that he’s an unskilled, selfish lover. He buys her a white rabbit vibrator and then falls asleep five seconds after his five second performance. She decides to see what the big deal is about, but the rabbit hops away down the rabbit hole and she chases after, falling into Wonderland. She wanders around, meeting all kinds of characters, who thankfully, are all people, and learning delightful new things erotic and BDSM.
She finally knows what she wants and how to get it, so when she comes to, back in the meadow with Lewis, she’s finished with the vibrator and wakes Lewis up, training him to be her slave and becoming her fully sensual self, teaching Lewis her ways. Silly, sexy, fun.
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January 9, 2022No rating
I take no blame for other people reading this book, it's all Mark Zuckerberg's fault
It was actually good tho, surprisingly
I take no blame for other people reading this book, it's all Mark Zuckerberg's fault
It was actually good tho, surprisingly
August 27, 2012
While I read this I vacillated between: What THE FUCK is this book? and... THANK GOD I didn't pay for it.
It really is a terrible read. The book is poorly written, from an "Is this supposed to be erotic?!" standpoint. Because, yeah, NOT erotic at all. I started skipping all over the place.
What really irritated me, though, was the conceding attitude toward "mommy porn." It's like... HELLO, you're writing porn. GET OVER YOURSELF! Whatever. This is a skip. I do not recommend.
It really is a terrible read. The book is poorly written, from an "Is this supposed to be erotic?!" standpoint. Because, yeah, NOT erotic at all. I started skipping all over the place.
What really irritated me, though, was the conceding attitude toward "mommy porn." It's like... HELLO, you're writing porn. GET OVER YOURSELF! Whatever. This is a skip. I do not recommend.
August 1, 2012
Parodiler bana göre değil,onu anladım.
no
September 19, 2012"Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of someone you may know"
I hope not.
January 8, 2022
No rating. But this book was absolutely hysterical. And the blame for my reading this is as follows: Mark Zuckerberg, Audible, El, Tori, and Gracie. Good day.
Edit: I’ve changed my mind. This book was too funny and enjoyable not to be 5 stars. You only live once.
Edit: I’ve changed my mind. This book was too funny and enjoyable not to be 5 stars. You only live once.
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