Baking Fixes Everything: A slapdash handbook

by Ariel Anderssen

From award-winning international fetish model Ariel Anderssen comes a recipe book full of her coping strategies for life’s problems. Follow her on a high-speed romp through her absurdly religious childhood, early life as a penniless actor in need of animal friends, & present day kinky model existence. All of these life stages have come with their own crises, and with each challenge, comes a recipe. Passive Aggressive Pineapple Pudding. Meringues For Angry Days. A Damply Delicious Cake For Husband Husbandry. All you need for emotional healing through carbohydrate is here. Sweary, NSFW, laced with frequent deeply peculiar religious imagery, and curiously imprecise in places (Ariel doesn’t care about oven temperatures), this book tells you at least as much about Ariel as it does baking. Fortunately, she’s abso-damn-lutely fascinating so that’s fine. And everyone knows how to bake, anyway. Look, just buy it. And come and talk to her about it on Twitter. Maybe say “Hello Mistress” to start things off the right way. She loves that.

47 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 11, 2020

Reviews

[Stephen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fun cooking with anecdotes.

An enjoyable, laugh a minute anecdote to all those boring, show-off cooking programmes on the TV channels. Such a gorgeous, brave woman knocking it to you. Perhaps the only cook book to include the word masturbate and all the better for it.