I very rarely put down a book before I finish it, but when I do it’s usually a book that I’ve been reading for more than a month at a rate of just a few pages a day only at times when I have a choice between reading the book or doing absolutely nothing. I put down Holy Fire (about five sevenths of the way through). It’s possible that I didn’t read far enough to see what makes this book something that deserves what appears to be almost universal approval, but I’m going to tell you what I thought of it anyway.
I’ve read a few reviews of this book (which I don’t tend to do unless I really love or really hate a book) and most were glowing but a few were more grounded. I agreed with most of those: that Sterling’s characters don’t face any consequences for their actions; that his description of the oddity of the future world he envisions appears to be what he really cares about but it ends up being just distracting; that in the socialist society he portrays (where the characters don’t appear to be reasonably or philosophically opposed to the status quo) there is little to motivate their behavior, etc. But my problem with it boils down to two things. First, I just don’t buy it. Second, there’s just no there there (by which I mean, it doesn’t teach me anything about the human condition).
From essentially page one I just didn’t buy the premise. I thought the beginning was interesting (if a little slow) but I just didn’t buy this idea of a truly “gerontocratic” society where all power is localized among the very old apparently *because* they are very old and not for some other reason. That’s the main point and I’ll get to it in a second, but on a more micro level, I didn’t buy a lot of Sterling’s vision of the future. Most of the time he spent describing the strange oddities present in his image of one-century-from-now I spent rolling my eyes.
Exempli gratia: Common and pervasive cybernetically enhanced animals. And the point of that would be…?
I mean, I could get behind some frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laserbeams on their heads, or even a single prototypical sentient dog with a talk show, but crab waiters? Why on earth would you surgically improve a crab in order to make it able to carry drinks to a table when there are so many idiot teens and tweens who can do it just fine with their natural abilities? I realize this may seem like a silly example, but it’s actually indicative of a lot of what I thought was wrong with the book. You get the feeling that Sterling didn’t say: Okay, this is what we can do with cybernetics now… this is how I think our abilities will improve in the future… therefore, this is what we’ll come up with. You get the feeling that he said “Crab waiters. Awesome.” …and then didn’t worry too much about how we get there or *why* science would invest the Herculean amount of time and treasure it would cost to make that sort of leap.
And, by the way, the “crab waiters… awesome” approach is fine… if you’re the Flintstones. If what you’re going for is a joke, then by all means do dinosaur pets and dinosaur cars and dinosaur steam whistles and earth-movers and cranes and bridges. But if what you’re going for is a serious look at a plausible, verisimilar future, what I want to see is a plausible, verisimilar logical progression from what we can do now to what we may be able to do in the future that takes into account what we’re likely to invest in.
I can understand a single sentient dog *as a step toward brain implants that would make humans smarter* or even as an oddity that is odd in the novel world. Remember Blade Runner? That weird little geneticist that made his weird little genetic toys? That wasn’t presented as an economically viable industry. Genetics was, sure. And it produced the abilities the toy guy used to make his toys… but he wasn’t the head of a genetic toy company that specialized in weird little midget guys and whatever because the demand for that was such that it would support that kind of industry. He was a weird little guy making his weird little toys that even future people thought were kind of weird.
I can understand sharks with laserbeams on theirs on heads too. Military applications? That’s all you gotta say about motivation. If we could make semi-sentient intelligent sharks with laserbeams on their heads that could attack ships, either to interrupt trade or sink war ships, I’m sure we’d do it and I’d never question a plot device like that, or anything that seems like something that would be worth our time because it accomplishes a goal that I can understand future people would be interested in. Crab waiters doesn’t make the cut.
By the same token, Sterling sorta misses the entire point of the internet. And I know the internet was nascent when this was written and it was sort of anyone’s guess what it would turn into and this is where Sterling suffers for my having failed to read this fifteen years ago, but wow did he get it wrong. His vision seems to be a network of computers that somehow morphs into a single consciousness called ‘the net’. You can ask it questions. It gives great advice. It’s awesome.
It’s also highly improbable. Not because we couldn’t come up with AI software and hardware. Maybe that’s possible and maybe it’s not, but that’s not what makes this seem wrong. It’s the fact that what makes the internet the internet is the confluence of millions of different and disparate intelligences sharing information. It’s improbable in the extreme that we’re going to settle on a single, infinitely accessible super computer that stores all human knowledge and dispenses it in this socialist, egalitarian way. What would be the motive? Where’s the profit in that? Is there a single company that got so powerful that it took over *the entire internet* and now it provides all access to information? Is it the government that does that? Is there an internet resistance that’s trying to restore freedom to the net and free expression and access to information? Absolutely not.
In fact, freedom seems to be in infinite supply in Sterling’s future. Everything is free. Food. Health care. Travel. Clothes (except for the one Jacket we see getting bought) ear translators (except for the one that threatens to damage your eardrums if you don’t send a non-existent, bankrupt company 700 marks). So… what’s going on with the economy? This is a socialist world where all the old people are extremely wealthy but power isn’t about wealth and young people have ‘fake’ money and old people have ‘real’ money but you can only use ‘real’ money invest in medical companies but medical companies don’t pick who gets life extension based on who has the most money…? What?
And what’s going on with politics and government? Theft is a ‘lifestyle’ choice but don’t worry there are no victims so it’s cool to take what you want because you could pretty much subsist by eating the walls and shitting in the corner and you can get by just drifting around on a wanderjahr from place to place with no money and no ID and no connections cause the artists and the gypsy capitalists will take you in out of the kindness of their hearts but beware the socialist aristocracy that wants to hunt you down as a dangerous criminal because you left town without telling them where you going… WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?!
Writing 101: Step one is figuring out what the fuck is going on in your own world. Step two is describing it for the reader in a way that makes sense.
I just don’t buy it. If Mia has access to a treatment that makes the old young, why doesn’t everyone have access to that? Because she’s part of the gerontocratic elite and she invested in the company, right? But we’re told that it isn’t about money. The very wealthy can’t just buy life extension. That’s parceled out according to how good a citizen you’ve been. And who makes that decision? And more importantly, if Mia has access to this treatment because she’s been a good citizen, explain to me why she’s a prisoner after she has it done. Explain to me why she’s a dangerous criminal because she takes her monitors off and skips town. Usually in writing you want to do as little explanation as possible. But you can only fail to explain things if they make SENSE.
If Sterling had created a world that seemed like a natural progression from the world we know it would have been awesome. If every time he described something a part of the reader’s brain said, “Of course. That’s exactly how it would happen,” then no explanation is necessary. But if you’re telling me that power is the hands of old people, when I know from my experiences with the world that most old people end up on a fixed income, decidedly not powerful, relying on family and government support after their ability to be productive has waned, then you’re going to have to explain why. If you’re telling me that there’s a world-wide government that controls essentially everything, unproblematically and uncontroversially, then you’re going to have to explain why there’s still an army. If you’re telling me that there’s this thing that everybody wants (life extension) and it’s not available to the super rich unless they’re a certain type of citizen, then you’re going to have to explain why money still exists (if it doesn’t buy what people want) or who makes the decisions and where that guy or government or organization gets its/his power and why someone else who wants what he can’t have hasn’t come to take it by force. That horrible Justin Timberlake movie from last year "In Time" did a much better job of addressing this question and presented a much more believable vision of a life-extension future. Much.
If your vision is counterintuitive, then you need to explain the logic behind it and you need to give me more than just “There were some plagues and a bunch of people died” as if that just explains everything because there’s no way to predict what would happen as the result of an apocalypse. Sorry… there are some pretty good books out there that examine, painstakingly, what the likely results of all manner of different kinds of apocalypses are and none of them comes up with an outmoded, enervated gerontocratic elite. If that’s your theory, you need to tell me why.
But really this wasn’t the problem that made me want to throw my iPad out the window over and over again. Mostly I just thought the whole thing was pretty shallow and pointless.
Our main character, Mia/Maya spends her whole life as a good girl who has no passions and no exciting adventures and then she gets a second chance. I totally get that as a premise. Sounds like an awesome start. Let’s see what you’d do if you had a chance to do it all over again. If you knew then what you know now… Awesome.
So what does Maya do? She goes to Germany and hangs out in a train station. Then she hooks up with a thief. Because she wants to experience passion? Well, she doesn’t really feel anything for him other than a general thumbs-up for sex, but I can get behind that. This isn’t a love story. Cool. Bring on the other types of passion. Where does she go next? She hangs out in a tent store with a bunch of gypsies and models clothes.
Uhmm… Okay. So her passion is being pretty? Not all that deep, but maybe there’s something here. Maybe what’s coming in an indictment of the amount of value we put on appearance. Maybe there’s something in here about how she was pretty when she was young and then she grew old and realized how beauty is only skin deep but now being pretty again we see it from another perspective and realize that there is something important about physical beauty to the human experience… Is that where you going? Beauty is truth and truth beauty? That sort of thing? No. That poem is quoted, but to what end? None that I could see.
She leaves the store without looking back so she can go hook up with artists in Stuttgart. No examination of any of those themes (or any others that I could tell). But here we go. Art is life. Awesome. Here’s where the passion comes in, right? Wrong again. She hangs out with a guy who has no memory for a while and accomplishes nothing (except sex = nifty again). Then she leaves him without a word and hangs out in a city where the walls are made of moss and accomplishes nothing. Then she comes back and sees the amnesiac again and doesn’t even stay for the afternoon.
Has she created anything? Has she studied art? Has she even improved his art (his pottery) or anyone else’s? Not that I can see. But wait, there’s a famous photographer in town. So now, two thirds of the way through the book she goes to see him. He’s not taking students but he lets her in because she remembers his most famous works from sixty years ago? He takes her on as a photography student because why exactly?
But fine, she’s finally found her passion, right? She’s going to take beautiful pictures. And over the course of the next twenty pages we see her following him around to a fashion show (that he is apparently required by law to attend, it’s so important and that conveniently is going on on the very day Maya arrives in his life) and immediately what people want from her is to make her a walking mannequin again. What she wants out of life is to wear make-up and nice clothes.
I’m done.
Maybe the book is building to something interesting. Maybe there’s a revolution coming. Maybe there’s something to this memory palace stuff that seems like non-sense at this point, but I’LL NEVER FIND OUT because I can’t stand wading through the superficial, unrealistic, illogical, disjointed and wandering crap that makes up the path to that point.
I am so done.