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Steak Bake: A short Vampire story.
Steak Bake - Short Vampire Story.
In the future, the vampires rule. Jason works in a sporting goods store. There are fifteen staff in his workplace, he is the only vampire. Every day a different staff member presents themselves at the beginning, middle and end of the day, it’s the norm, it’s just the way things are.
Once it was one hundred humans per vampire, Jason just received an email from the ‘Central Vampire Comand’ saying that a new vampire would be arriving. Soon he would be down to a food rotation of seven humans.
As the vampire population grows, due to rogue vampires not adhering to the CVC’s ‘solution’ the human population continues to dwindle and the feeding grounds become dense.
Jason snaps and takes into his own hands to track, hunt, and kill the bastards that are making his food rations even smaller.
Read about it all on Jason’s blog.
Funny, violent, Scottish with strong and offensive language written in a blog style.
In the future, the vampires rule. Jason works in a sporting goods store. There are fifteen staff in his workplace, he is the only vampire. Every day a different staff member presents themselves at the beginning, middle and end of the day, it’s the norm, it’s just the way things are.
Once it was one hundred humans per vampire, Jason just received an email from the ‘Central Vampire Comand’ saying that a new vampire would be arriving. Soon he would be down to a food rotation of seven humans.
As the vampire population grows, due to rogue vampires not adhering to the CVC’s ‘solution’ the human population continues to dwindle and the feeding grounds become dense.
Jason snaps and takes into his own hands to track, hunt, and kill the bastards that are making his food rations even smaller.
Read about it all on Jason’s blog.
Funny, violent, Scottish with strong and offensive language written in a blog style.
- GenresVampires
40 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 24, 2020
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March 28, 2022
I read the author's smartphone marketing book and checked out his website. Not my usual read, in fact, it was very different from my usual fantasy option. However, I really enjoyed this crazy Scottish vampire story. Read it 20 minutes. Different but fun.
June 1, 2020
I am biased, I wrote Steak Bake. Here are some reviews from Amazon.
Chris Wain
5.0 out of 5 stars A vampire tale for the digital world
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 May 2020
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A swift dip into a world that feels familiar in an odd reflective way, blogging, steaking, swearing and moves like Seagal...the lad has it all.
Feels like there's more to come from Robb and the world of Steak Bake.
5.0 out of 5 stars Unique & funny. Great read!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 May 2020
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Loved the light hearted, informal blog style of writing & each blog made me laugh out loud. Unique character, unique style, unique language. Great light hearted, quick read if you don't have time to get into a full novel!
Chris Wain
5.0 out of 5 stars A vampire tale for the digital world
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 May 2020
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A swift dip into a world that feels familiar in an odd reflective way, blogging, steaking, swearing and moves like Seagal...the lad has it all.
Feels like there's more to come from Robb and the world of Steak Bake.
5.0 out of 5 stars Unique & funny. Great read!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 May 2020
Verified Purchase
Loved the light hearted, informal blog style of writing & each blog made me laugh out loud. Unique character, unique style, unique language. Great light hearted, quick read if you don't have time to get into a full novel!
January 23, 2025
I really wanted to love this book! Vampires, gory horror! Tick.
However, there are a lot of errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling. I can’t see past this for a book so small. (40 odd pages) Whether this is supposed to be that way as the book is written in informal blog post style, and possibly as colloquial dialect I don’t know. But it just didn’t hit with me.
However, there are a lot of errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling. I can’t see past this for a book so small. (40 odd pages) Whether this is supposed to be that way as the book is written in informal blog post style, and possibly as colloquial dialect I don’t know. But it just didn’t hit with me.
June 9, 2020
Any questions ask away.
Cheers
Robb
Cheers
Robb
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