This is dedicated to every sleep-deprived parent with a pounding headache, a spit-up stain on their shirt, and soft tissue damage to their feet from stepping on Lego pieces. Call your pediatrician if you're looking for actual advice, as this book won't offer you any helpful tips or tricks. Instead, you'll read hilarious stories, rants, and complaints from a guy who's heard the Baby shark song one thousand times too many.