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Princess Master
Hi.
My name's Joe, and yeah... I'm a plumber.
Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this "Hero of Legend."
Now I have to collect all the Princess of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy... uhhh... kinky... uhhhh... "ritual," and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog.
I guess you could call this a magical pipe laying adventure.
My name's Joe, and yeah... I'm a plumber.
Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this "Hero of Legend."
Now I have to collect all the Princess of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy... uhhh... kinky... uhhhh... "ritual," and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog.
I guess you could call this a magical pipe laying adventure.
411 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 11, 2020
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May 30, 2022
Author being able to write from an infinite amount of isekai (teleported to another world) fantasy other world stories, did not go the original path. This author rips off a lot of Aladdin (because author has never visited middle East, Arabia or read the original 1001 nights)...Main character Joe, is a regular plumber, filled with pop culture smarts, and no real abilities. Then rips off, the rest of the "Disney Princesses" because, why not? if you do not have any literary culture, then ripping off Disney is all you know...you know?
What is the point of using a "magic carpet" filling it with things that they are just going to "throw away" on the road, if they already knew the "magic carpet" would not get them all the way to where they were going? Why not take a "camel-horse-etc" on the carpet if they knew the carpet would not take them the whole way? They did not even take enough water, but threw away tons of clothes, sandals, etc...
I think the authors really don't think that much about their stories, so much so, they have so many plot holes that it makes swiss cheese look good, completely filled and perfect...
This is supposed to be a harem story for a "plumber" that has no martial arts abilities, no magical abilities or special abilities in an alternate reality world that has no plumbing because it is feudal or even pre-feudal system with outhouses instead of bathrooms and baths...
Almost at every sentence written there is nonsensical, illogical or irrational ideas by this author...it's sad because they are actually selling this crap to readers, which is like ripping them off, swindling them, etc.
What is the point of using a "magic carpet" filling it with things that they are just going to "throw away" on the road, if they already knew the "magic carpet" would not get them all the way to where they were going? Why not take a "camel-horse-etc" on the carpet if they knew the carpet would not take them the whole way? They did not even take enough water, but threw away tons of clothes, sandals, etc...
I think the authors really don't think that much about their stories, so much so, they have so many plot holes that it makes swiss cheese look good, completely filled and perfect...
This is supposed to be a harem story for a "plumber" that has no martial arts abilities, no magical abilities or special abilities in an alternate reality world that has no plumbing because it is feudal or even pre-feudal system with outhouses instead of bathrooms and baths...
Almost at every sentence written there is nonsensical, illogical or irrational ideas by this author...it's sad because they are actually selling this crap to readers, which is like ripping them off, swindling them, etc.
June 13, 2020
Feels like growing up
More please ASAP.... This book is literally the embodiment of growing up. As a lover of myths and legends to see a return to more adult fairy tales was an interesting experience. So many people may only know of the Great Mouse's version of these tales so a more adult version is somewhat jarring. But the premise of the story is really unique, I personally can't wait for the big bad to show. The adult scenes are handled with the author's typical MO. The only part that I personally found difficult in the book was getting the ball rolling but once it starts I was pleasantly surprised with the excellent world building. Please more as soon as possible!!!
More please ASAP.... This book is literally the embodiment of growing up. As a lover of myths and legends to see a return to more adult fairy tales was an interesting experience. So many people may only know of the Great Mouse's version of these tales so a more adult version is somewhat jarring. But the premise of the story is really unique, I personally can't wait for the big bad to show. The adult scenes are handled with the author's typical MO. The only part that I personally found difficult in the book was getting the ball rolling but once it starts I was pleasantly surprised with the excellent world building. Please more as soon as possible!!!
October 25, 2020
Well Written Adult Fantasy
This book was a surprisingly fun read. The storyline aptly supported the adult content and was tastefully done. The story within set a very good stage for the books to come and was told with skill and excellent writing. The characters were introduced in a manner that set an exciting stage for the task our hero was to complete. It was easy to accept this new fantasy world and the environment to which it was formed. Fun read. Looking forward to more and recommend this book to any who enjoy this type of fantasy fiction.
This book was a surprisingly fun read. The storyline aptly supported the adult content and was tastefully done. The story within set a very good stage for the books to come and was told with skill and excellent writing. The characters were introduced in a manner that set an exciting stage for the task our hero was to complete. It was easy to accept this new fantasy world and the environment to which it was formed. Fun read. Looking forward to more and recommend this book to any who enjoy this type of fantasy fiction.
June 24, 2020
Decent start
A decent start although wasn't as engrossed as much as previous books. Will see how it progresses with book 2.
A decent start although wasn't as engrossed as much as previous books. Will see how it progresses with book 2.
June 29, 2024
They can't all be winners. I really do enjoy Eric Vall's books for the most part, some are amazing but others.... not so much. This is a "not so much" example.
The Princess series seemed like a fun idea. I mean we all have the perfect PILF. While there are moments of brilliance, but overall this series is not very good. Some how the writing seems subpar from Eric Vall's usual standard. And the "strategies" the MC seems to stop and say "Then it came to me" usually ends up being "hit with a rock/sword/thrown shoe" and not really a strategy at all.
The series starts of not great then gets a little worse. I wish I would get out of a habit of buying the whole series before reading the first one but Eric Vall rarely lets me down. I would say "lesson learned," but I will not likely learn this lesson until another substandard series reminds me.
The Princess series seemed like a fun idea. I mean we all have the perfect PILF. While there are moments of brilliance, but overall this series is not very good. Some how the writing seems subpar from Eric Vall's usual standard. And the "strategies" the MC seems to stop and say "Then it came to me" usually ends up being "hit with a rock/sword/thrown shoe" and not really a strategy at all.
The series starts of not great then gets a little worse. I wish I would get out of a habit of buying the whole series before reading the first one but Eric Vall rarely lets me down. I would say "lesson learned," but I will not likely learn this lesson until another substandard series reminds me.
August 3, 2020
Hate the Author's attitude
Expecting 100 reviews before working on next book. This sort of behaviour is, i suppose, expected from someone who uses ghost writers. Eric vall and logan jacobs are just Fronts for ghost writers. Not that i mind, but the 100 reviews sthick is really annoying.
Be like jamie hawk, work with a passion.
Expecting 100 reviews before working on next book. This sort of behaviour is, i suppose, expected from someone who uses ghost writers. Eric vall and logan jacobs are just Fronts for ghost writers. Not that i mind, but the 100 reviews sthick is really annoying.
Be like jamie hawk, work with a passion.
April 15, 2024
Terrible, just terrible
The MC is transported to a mystic kingdom called fairyland by the widow of Aladdin to become the hero of legend. Ok so far, but the princess expects him to save her kingdom with his superior skill, tactical knowledge and heroism.
He does defeat a zombie army, but there is no plan to take the fight to the enemy. They come up with a plan to get help from a potential ally who didnt arrive as expected, but even the packing for the trip is foolhardy. The princess packs all kinds of random stuff that they have to lug and it weighs them down significantly. They eventually rescue the allied princess who had been captured by their nemesis. Its pure luck because the princess was being held in a poorly guarded tent on the outskirts of the opposing enemy, by 3 drunken guards. The MC lucks out, obtaining a magical sword from one of the guards he surprises. He has absolutely no training yet is able to fight off a number of guards after the first 3 in their escape. (I'm just shaking my head at how unrealistic this crap is.)
Really they just stumble about before engaging in gratutious porn. I started skipping ahead until there was a showdown where the nemesis was "outwitted" and lost his life. Of course the idiot MC had to yell out to get the villian's attention just before skewering him. This was so the villian could see his death approaching and know who defeated him.
I couldnt finish this it was so bad. The author has written some good harem fiction in the past but his recent work is just awful. Its like porn written on a third grade level. I also cannot believe that the author wrote like 5 sequels to this nonsense.
I dont know why I bothered to read the first one. Sorry I did!
The MC is transported to a mystic kingdom called fairyland by the widow of Aladdin to become the hero of legend. Ok so far, but the princess expects him to save her kingdom with his superior skill, tactical knowledge and heroism.
He does defeat a zombie army, but there is no plan to take the fight to the enemy. They come up with a plan to get help from a potential ally who didnt arrive as expected, but even the packing for the trip is foolhardy. The princess packs all kinds of random stuff that they have to lug and it weighs them down significantly. They eventually rescue the allied princess who had been captured by their nemesis. Its pure luck because the princess was being held in a poorly guarded tent on the outskirts of the opposing enemy, by 3 drunken guards. The MC lucks out, obtaining a magical sword from one of the guards he surprises. He has absolutely no training yet is able to fight off a number of guards after the first 3 in their escape. (I'm just shaking my head at how unrealistic this crap is.)
Really they just stumble about before engaging in gratutious porn. I started skipping ahead until there was a showdown where the nemesis was "outwitted" and lost his life. Of course the idiot MC had to yell out to get the villian's attention just before skewering him. This was so the villian could see his death approaching and know who defeated him.
I couldnt finish this it was so bad. The author has written some good harem fiction in the past but his recent work is just awful. Its like porn written on a third grade level. I also cannot believe that the author wrote like 5 sequels to this nonsense.
I dont know why I bothered to read the first one. Sorry I did!
September 13, 2021
Fun Read
Joe the plumber finishes a job and then is transported to Fairy Land. He has been summoned by Princess Jessamine as a hero to protect her kingdom and Fairy Land. Joe doesn't know about this hero business, but he sure likes the attention from the Princess. It seems that there is a ritual to bond with all the princesses that will give them the power to save the land. Will Joe be able to bond with all the princesses? Well, a second princess needs rescuing, and after all, practice makes perfect. I like the action, humor, and romance. I look forward to the next book.
Joe the plumber finishes a job and then is transported to Fairy Land. He has been summoned by Princess Jessamine as a hero to protect her kingdom and Fairy Land. Joe doesn't know about this hero business, but he sure likes the attention from the Princess. It seems that there is a ritual to bond with all the princesses that will give them the power to save the land. Will Joe be able to bond with all the princesses? Well, a second princess needs rescuing, and after all, practice makes perfect. I like the action, humor, and romance. I look forward to the next book.
July 19, 2021
Not bad. Not bad at all.
First installments always seem a bit awkward. This one was no different.
I elected to wait on this series until there were several episodes available; this author has so many stories going on simultaneously it can be several weeks or months before a subsequent episode is published. I don’t mind that overmuch, but I DO dislike it when I’ve forgotten the linkage between the previous book and the new one. So now there are several episodes available; seems it time to dive in. The first round seems pretty good; bit rough in places, but a fair start.
First installments always seem a bit awkward. This one was no different.
I elected to wait on this series until there were several episodes available; this author has so many stories going on simultaneously it can be several weeks or months before a subsequent episode is published. I don’t mind that overmuch, but I DO dislike it when I’ve forgotten the linkage between the previous book and the new one. So now there are several episodes available; seems it time to dive in. The first round seems pretty good; bit rough in places, but a fair start.
June 22, 2020
Amusing an exciting!
I was a bit dubious when I first started reading this, but soon began to love the antics of the characters. The Princess characters could do with a bit more work as I found they were a bit... Cliche damsel in distress despite being the rulers and leaders of their respective armies during a time of war.
But aside from that, I do like their characters and can't wait to see them developed more.
I was a bit dubious when I first started reading this, but soon began to love the antics of the characters. The Princess characters could do with a bit more work as I found they were a bit... Cliche damsel in distress despite being the rulers and leaders of their respective armies during a time of war.
But aside from that, I do like their characters and can't wait to see them developed more.
June 13, 2020
Disney and Nintendo got nothing on this
Well you filthy degenerates this is one epic story I know you'll love, because I loved every moment of it! If the fairy tale princesses were a part of your sexual awakening and you couldn't get enough of the adventures of a certain heroic plumber this is the book for you!
Well you filthy degenerates this is one epic story I know you'll love, because I loved every moment of it! If the fairy tale princesses were a part of your sexual awakening and you couldn't get enough of the adventures of a certain heroic plumber this is the book for you!
June 18, 2020
Fun, lighthearted
NSFW book, more lighthearted than Eric Vall’s other work. Similar to very few other works that go beyond children’s stories to look at what happens after princesses get married to their Prince Charming, then a demon threatens multiple realms, and each kingdom must fight for their existence. The plumber must of course become a hero, b/c why not?
NSFW book, more lighthearted than Eric Vall’s other work. Similar to very few other works that go beyond children’s stories to look at what happens after princesses get married to their Prince Charming, then a demon threatens multiple realms, and each kingdom must fight for their existence. The plumber must of course become a hero, b/c why not?
December 31, 2020
2 Princesses, 1 Hero
The story was enjoyable, but I felt it took a while before it got into fighting and longer for sex.
A plumber is sent into a 'Fairland' to save a princess from an evil wizard. He then must rescue another princess from the cluches of the Zombies and evil wizard. Lastly he needs to complete a ritual to make the princesses his harem.
Read in 2 days
The story was enjoyable, but I felt it took a while before it got into fighting and longer for sex.
A plumber is sent into a 'Fairland' to save a princess from an evil wizard. He then must rescue another princess from the cluches of the Zombies and evil wizard. Lastly he needs to complete a ritual to make the princesses his harem.
Read in 2 days
June 19, 2020
Wow...
Haha what an original idea. I was worried the story would be half baked, but I really enjoyed it. There are definitely a few things that still need to be fleshed out, but really enjoyable read.
Haha what an original idea. I was worried the story would be half baked, but I really enjoyed it. There are definitely a few things that still need to be fleshed out, but really enjoyable read.
June 30, 2020
Loved it!!
This is a great and sexy new take on the classic fairytale princesses. It took me a little bit to be completely sure about who Cienna was and wasn't disappointed when I knew for sure. Can't wait to see what happens next and which princess gets taken next.
This is a great and sexy new take on the classic fairytale princesses. It took me a little bit to be completely sure about who Cienna was and wasn't disappointed when I knew for sure. Can't wait to see what happens next and which princess gets taken next.
July 26, 2020
Not every books a winner.
The problem with being a prolific writer is that sometimes the .spark just ain't there. With several ongoing series you have the potential for pulling too much from the well . if you thin out the wine too mishand you end up with vin ordinare at best
The problem with being a prolific writer is that sometimes the .spark just ain't there. With several ongoing series you have the potential for pulling too much from the well . if you thin out the wine too mishand you end up with vin ordinare at best
July 28, 2020
Love it.
Story met expectations from what I read in the description. A sexy and fun R-Rated Kingdom Hearts adventure tale. Names made me laugh as well. Not too close yet not too far.
Story met expectations from what I read in the description. A sexy and fun R-Rated Kingdom Hearts adventure tale. Names made me laugh as well. Not too close yet not too far.
August 1, 2020
Harem meets princesses
This is a fun and light / easy read. In my opinion it not the best from this author (that would be Without Law) it is still fun to read about a harem with maybe disney princesses .
This is a fun and light / easy read. In my opinion it not the best from this author (that would be Without Law) it is still fun to read about a harem with maybe disney princesses .
September 25, 2020
Not very interesting, and somehow a plumber becomes able to vanquish all his foes, has mastered swords, and has princesses defer to him in every way within days of meeting them. A portal fantasy that is truly not believable.
August 29, 2021
Excellent tale!
Joe has hit the jackpot with two hot princesses now bound to him. Their union increased their power and the defeated the evil wizard. Looking forward to reading book two!
Joe has hit the jackpot with two hot princesses now bound to him. Their union increased their power and the defeated the evil wizard. Looking forward to reading book two!
June 13, 2020
Okay
Pretty much the same mundane good guy gets the hot girls story.Characters are sort of robotic in their mannerisms and the same with the fighting
Pretty much the same mundane good guy gets the hot girls story.Characters are sort of robotic in their mannerisms and the same with the fighting
June 15, 2020
Campy in a good way
The book is definitely a nice light campy fantasy romp. If you are looking for a light book to cleanse your palette this is the one for you.
The book is definitely a nice light campy fantasy romp. If you are looking for a light book to cleanse your palette this is the one for you.
June 15, 2020
Great 👍
For to love an adult version of "Princesses" ! ! What a truly great storyline!! Awesome adult fantasy adventure as always!!!
For to love an adult version of "Princesses" ! ! What a truly great storyline!! Awesome adult fantasy adventure as always!!!
June 16, 2020
great start
I thought this was a great premise and start to the series. I can't wait until the second book come's out.
I thought this was a great premise and start to the series. I can't wait until the second book come's out.
June 17, 2020
Good twist
Nice twist on some very popular princesses. Always did fantasize once in a while... main character could show a bit more depth as well
Nice twist on some very popular princesses. Always did fantasize once in a while... main character could show a bit more depth as well
June 18, 2020
Fantastic!
This was a great read! I absolutely loved the character development in the story. I seriously can not wait for the next book in the series to be released
This was a great read! I absolutely loved the character development in the story. I seriously can not wait for the next book in the series to be released
June 22, 2020
Haha
Cracking read, good laugh, enjoyable, really enjoy this author. Please keep up the good work. This book lasted half a bottle of whisky , both were enjoyable.
Cracking read, good laugh, enjoyable, really enjoy this author. Please keep up the good work. This book lasted half a bottle of whisky , both were enjoyable.
June 25, 2020
Interesting twist
Like the twist of a plumber becoming a hero and how much combat oriented the princesses are, though I wish we could see more of other non-royal characters.
Like the twist of a plumber becoming a hero and how much combat oriented the princesses are, though I wish we could see more of other non-royal characters.
June 27, 2020
Good
A good start to the book series, I am looking forward to seeing what happens in the next book released.
A good start to the book series, I am looking forward to seeing what happens in the next book released.
July 10, 2020
For kids , too childish, i expected something else entirely. Probably my mistake.
I read a lot of books from mr Vall, this one didn´t do it for me. I still need 5 words to finish this review
I read a lot of books from mr Vall, this one didn´t do it for me. I still need 5 words to finish this review
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