You know, I simply wanted a fun, gossipy read. I wanted some mindless drama. I wanted something FUN. Instead, all I got was misery, rage, and bottomless disgust.
There is so much wrong with this story that I am genuinely AMAZED anyone can give it more than one star. From the basic, boring, and frankly annoying writing to the obnoxious and unlikable characters to the disgusting use of race as plot devices, I struggle to understand how ANYONE can glean ANY enjoyment out of this story.
I'm not going to elaborate on my thoughts on the writing because what I said is what you need to know, so instead we're going to start with the characters as I have the most to say about them. Vivian is our leading lady and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IS SHE JUDGMENTAL! From the beginning of the book, all Vivian does is judge other people and put herself on a high pedestal because she's perfect, I guess. Oh no, wait, it's not that she's perfect, it's that everyone is worse than her and she feels superior because of it. Not only that, she's petty, rude, ignorant, AND racist! What a wonderful combo!
Vivian spends pretty much the whole book judging people, plotting revenge, hating others, only caring about herself, and effectively being a massive asshole. And before you ask, I'm gonna spoil this now, she NEVER takes responsibility for her actions. Everything is ALWAYS someone else's fault. Her character has one cheap "redeeming" moment, but it's not nearly enough to excuse her bullshit behavior. I knew she was a fucking atrocious human when she invites over an Italian couple (I forgot to mention, this book takes place in the 50's) for dinner to SPITE HER HUSBAND because he's racist against Italians. I'm going to let that sink in for you...and no, it doesn't get any better from there.
Some of the other things Vivian does throughout the book: lie to her husband about her whereabouts so she can confront someone, manipulates her way into a secured government facility so she can find more dirt AND ends up finding dirt on someone else (we'll discuss her in a bit) and plans to tell papers about said dirt, and consistently eavesdrops on peoples' conversations because she enjoys the power and control she has at her job. Yeah, needless to say she won't be winning any humanitarian awards any time soon.
Moving on from her for a bit, one of the biggest problems with this book is EVERYONE is unlikable, and not just mildly annoying or rude, but straight up disgusting human beings who dispel toxins from their mouths every time they breathe. Betty is definitely second worse next to Vivian (granted both of them are terrible, but whatevs) although she and Vivian show disturbing similarities. Both are vain, both think they're above others, and both are horribly racist. Betty's character is also infuriating because it becomes clear about halfway through the book that Vivian is never going to get any character development in terms of personality, rather her "redemption" is going to be exposing Betty and "taking down the villain" in lieu of, you know, becoming a better person. And, FUCKING SPOILER ALERT, Vivian doesn't end up exposing her, which makes this even worse because now Vivian's just a horrible person with no character development (at least any that matters) without redeeming herself.
Even more insulting, Vera, Vivian's older sister, is a terrible person from start to finish but oh no! She got a stroke and now she feels bad about her actions and wants to make things right before she dies! Now, is this realistic? Yes. Is it put in here purely to pull at your heartstrings, feel sorry for her, and forgive her when she realistically did absolutely nothing to change her bad behavior? HELL FUCKING YES, and that's why this moment fucking sucks and I refuse to feel sorry for her. It was a cheap ploy to get the readers so sympathize with a terrible person without doing anything to make that person sympathetic beforehand.
Speaking of cheap and disgusting ploys, Flora's reveal towards the end pissed me off so badly because it showed that even in 2020 authors are not immune to the good old "race reveal used as a plot device" trope and haven't figured out that that shit doesn't work even if your setting is in the 50's. Any reveal relying on a person's gender, race, sexuality, religion, ethnicity, or mental health is disgusting, cheap, and in incredibly poor taste. Authors, please, STOP FUCKING DOING THIS!
Finally, I mentioned that Vivian never receives any noteworthy character development or growth, but frankly no one does. Once Betty's big reveal happens, she effectively refuses to believe it and goes on pretending she's perfect. And for FUCK'S SAKE, I do NOT want to hear any, "oh well, it fits with her character and there are people like that in the world!" because I DON'T FUCKING CARE. All this reveal proves is that Betty's a fucking terrible person with no depth and exists to be an antagonistic asshat. In fact, NONE of these characters felt like real people, more like caricatures of everyone's greatest faults. Or, more specifically, each GENDER'S faults, because HOLY SHIT, Berg loves gender stereotypes! All men are either lazy, womanizers, cheats, or adult babies, and women are gossips, catty, judgmental, petty, and willing to put others down to make themselves feel better. Human beings at their absolute finest, folks!
In conclusion, I do not recommend this book to ANYONE, even if they want a simple read. The writing is boring, the characters are atrocious, and the story insults you by trying to make you feel sorry for characters who don't deserve any pity. If you still want to read it, fine, but don't go in with high expectations.