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Jewels Cafe: Sapphire #1.5
Sapphire: I'm Sexy And I Snow It
My mates and I are attending a fancy ball hosted by Ford’s parents. We promised we’d behave, but that’s getting harder (hehehe) by the minute.
Wim is drunk. Bob doesn’t know what’s happening, and Ford…poor Ford. His family is looking down on him more than ever.
Everyone here is a snob who desperately needs to have their tight buttholes loosened up. Not literally. I’m not doing you-know-what to Ford’s family. But I am turning this stiff, snobby party into something more fun.
Sapphire: I’m Sexy and I Snow It is a RH novella that takes place between Sapphire and Sapphire: Two Scoops of Trouble. It originally appeared in the Snow Men RH collection.
Wim is drunk. Bob doesn’t know what’s happening, and Ford…poor Ford. His family is looking down on him more than ever.
Everyone here is a snob who desperately needs to have their tight buttholes loosened up. Not literally. I’m not doing you-know-what to Ford’s family. But I am turning this stiff, snobby party into something more fun.
Sapphire: I’m Sexy and I Snow It is a RH novella that takes place between Sapphire and Sapphire: Two Scoops of Trouble. It originally appeared in the Snow Men RH collection.
46 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 19, 2020
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June 17, 2020
When Daleney tells me she has a new story that I haven't read yet, I don't need to think twice. She has the very rare talent to combine humor, with a filthy mouth and some seriousness in between. She can make me blush, she can make me cry and she can make me laugh out loud within the span of 200 pages. And reuniting with Sapphire and her gang is surely gonna be all of those things.
It's hard to write a full review of a book that's not even a 50 pages and is basically just a short story, but it's in every way what you expect a short story to be. Does it really add much to the plot? No. Does it show us loads of new things about the characters? Also no. Is it nice to see all those familiar characters back and to enjoy their dynamics? Hell yeah!
And even though it's only a short story with not even that much plot, it did manage to combine everything once again. The first chapter made me giggle and blush and I love how Sapphire just says what comes to mind (and how that makes Ford blush). And then we entered a more serious part of the story where we saw how messed up Ford's family is and I felt so incredibly sorry for him. He was trying so hard! And then we end the story with a lot of hilarious scenes making me lough out loud.
On top of that Delaney really managed to give every character a moment of fame. Of course, Ford and Sapphire are at the centre of attention. Sapphire because it's her point of view and Ford because it's his family, but the other guys are not forgotten. They're actively there, actively playing a part in the story and more than just side characters. And Bob still makes me smile. He's just too cute. I wanna hug him.
It's hard to write a full review of a book that's not even a 50 pages and is basically just a short story, but it's in every way what you expect a short story to be. Does it really add much to the plot? No. Does it show us loads of new things about the characters? Also no. Is it nice to see all those familiar characters back and to enjoy their dynamics? Hell yeah!
And even though it's only a short story with not even that much plot, it did manage to combine everything once again. The first chapter made me giggle and blush and I love how Sapphire just says what comes to mind (and how that makes Ford blush). And then we entered a more serious part of the story where we saw how messed up Ford's family is and I felt so incredibly sorry for him. He was trying so hard! And then we end the story with a lot of hilarious scenes making me lough out loud.
On top of that Delaney really managed to give every character a moment of fame. Of course, Ford and Sapphire are at the centre of attention. Sapphire because it's her point of view and Ford because it's his family, but the other guys are not forgotten. They're actively there, actively playing a part in the story and more than just side characters. And Bob still makes me smile. He's just too cute. I wanna hug him.
June 22, 2020
Hilarious! I was having a rough day and picked up this book. I am SO glad I did! I haven't had a chance to read the other Sapphire books yet, but i will be picking those up today. Sapphire is hilarious! She is fun and witty. Her men are so opposites, it just fits. If you are looking for a fun quick read, look no further! This book will have you laughing out loud and just living in the moment!
December 17, 2021
Cute!
This was a funny, enjoyable book. There was funny characters and enjoyable scenes. You get to know Ford some more with this book and Whim when he is drunk! Loved it! It was great.
This was a funny, enjoyable book. There was funny characters and enjoyable scenes. You get to know Ford some more with this book and Whim when he is drunk! Loved it! It was great.
June 17, 2020
I loved getting to see Sapphire and her men again, especially Bob! We get to meet Ford’s uptight family and what’s made him the way that he is, and I have to say I agree with how Sapphire and Wim feel about them. As much as she tries, she can’t play nice with the way they treat people below their status and their own son. Her, Bob, Wim, and Ford go outside to play in the snow and with Juniper’s help the Mid-Winter Gala takes a surprising and hilarious turn!
I loved getting to see a more relaxed version of Wim, Sapphire trying to behave herself, and Bob with his Bobness (there’s no other word to describe it). I feel so bad for Ford and wish he would see that he doesn’t need his parent’s acceptance to be happy when he has such an amazing family with Sapphire, Bob, and Wim. I’m always excited to see more of this group and I can’t wait to see what’s next! PS- can we please make “Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day” a National holiday?
*I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review
I loved getting to see a more relaxed version of Wim, Sapphire trying to behave herself, and Bob with his Bobness (there’s no other word to describe it). I feel so bad for Ford and wish he would see that he doesn’t need his parent’s acceptance to be happy when he has such an amazing family with Sapphire, Bob, and Wim. I’m always excited to see more of this group and I can’t wait to see what’s next! PS- can we please make “Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day” a National holiday?
*I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review
June 19, 2020
This was a hilarious short story I really wasn't expecting to laugh out loud liked I did. Even though I haven't read Sapphire story I loved the chaos and the shenanigans that transpired in this short. I'll definitely will be one clicking on that series. Overall a enjoyable and entertaining read. I voluntarily read and review this ARC no monetary compensation was received and the opinions I have expressed are my own.
June 20, 2020
This was a really fun snippet into the lives of Sapphire and her guys, even though it's based on difficult family expectations. Of course, they manage to find a way to make the obligatory function highly entertaining and I giggled all through it. You can feel the chemistry still madly burning between the guys and Sapphire so you know they continue to have their HEA, despite Ford's family. All great fun and I hope we get some more of these kind of bonus epilogues :)
June 22, 2020
Sapphire is still at it!
Sapphire and her mates Bob, Wim and Ford have to go to a function regarDless parents are hosting. So what will Sapphire do? I feel bad for Ford because he seems like he is stuck in a rut of war between Sapphire and his bond mates and his family. Will he finally choose it stand up to them. Don't think that Sapphire will pass on making the night enjoyable. It's her way to make things up to Ford. Get ready for some laughs and enjoy this novella.
Sapphire and her mates Bob, Wim and Ford have to go to a function regarDless parents are hosting. So what will Sapphire do? I feel bad for Ford because he seems like he is stuck in a rut of war between Sapphire and his bond mates and his family. Will he finally choose it stand up to them. Don't think that Sapphire will pass on making the night enjoyable. It's her way to make things up to Ford. Get ready for some laughs and enjoy this novella.
June 25, 2020
I love this world and all of the characters. So fun to have Sapphire and her guys back. Even if it is a short story, I just like catching up. So this is in between Sapphire and Sapphire and Two Scoops of Trouble.
Here Sapphire, Bob, Wim and Ford are needing to go to a get together. But things do not go so smooth. This quick read shows you why this series is so fun and Sapphire is a great character.
Here Sapphire, Bob, Wim and Ford are needing to go to a get together. But things do not go so smooth. This quick read shows you why this series is so fun and Sapphire is a great character.
June 28, 2020
This book is just fun loving short story with a dose of chaos. Not really any defined plot that you have to figure out who did something or other. Just getting to hang out with Ford's uptight family who needs to get taken down a peg or five. If you are looking for a light hearted read, this is for you. I am so going to use the line "Developing Boys And Girls' Sensibilities" line in the future. Ford, you are too good for them and you have your own family now!
June 17, 2020
I am totally loving the familiarity that I have with these guys...and the hilarity of their actions...especially when they're 'trying' to 'behave' for Ford's family! In this funny short story, we get to meet April June...or is it April May....also known as Juniper (who gets her own book in the new Silver Springs series).
Gotta love Bob! I think everyone needs a Bob....he's just so....Bob!!
Gotta love Bob! I think everyone needs a Bob....he's just so....Bob!!
June 18, 2020
I loved this story even tho it was only a short one that iv never laughed so mush. it was so funny what with wim getting drunk and trying to strip while on fords pegasus back.to magic snow men and snow dicks crashing the party and doing a dance. with all the same loveble characters from jewels cafe and the sasy sapphire that we all love
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June 20, 2020
Hilarious!
Another great and extremely fun story about Sapphire and her mates.
We get to meet Ford's uptight family, see more of Bob's Bob-ishness and with some help from Juniper, the Mid-Winter Galla is turned upside down.
It might be short, but it is SO worth the read. A must for any fans of Silver Spring or Rom Coms in general.
Another great and extremely fun story about Sapphire and her mates.
We get to meet Ford's uptight family, see more of Bob's Bob-ishness and with some help from Juniper, the Mid-Winter Galla is turned upside down.
It might be short, but it is SO worth the read. A must for any fans of Silver Spring or Rom Coms in general.
June 23, 2020
Sapphire: I'm Sexy And I Snow It (Jewels Cafe) by Eva Delaney is such a wonderful story that I have read. I loved reading this story very much and can not wait to read more from this author. I highly recommend this story to everyone who loves reading about reverse harem stories.
I read a complimentary Advanced Reader Copy of this book & am voluntarily leaving an honest and unbiased review.
I read a complimentary Advanced Reader Copy of this book & am voluntarily leaving an honest and unbiased review.
June 27, 2020
Do not drink while reading!
Sapphire is always a hoot and a half, but this story had me giggling, snorting, and outright laughing like a maniac. I had to stop drinking me tea cause I got tired of cleaning my phone (I started feeling like Ford with the random sneezing....except mine was uncontrollable laughter)
Sapphire is always a hoot and a half, but this story had me giggling, snorting, and outright laughing like a maniac. I had to stop drinking me tea cause I got tired of cleaning my phone (I started feeling like Ford with the random sneezing....except mine was uncontrollable laughter)
September 10, 2020
Totally hysterical fun
Love this totally hilarious book. This author always leaves me in stitches. Plenty of steam but the star of these shows is the sharp wit and tongue in cheek parody of traditional romance tropes. Love it! Can't wait for more from the dildo witch. Definitely recommend.
Love this totally hilarious book. This author always leaves me in stitches. Plenty of steam but the star of these shows is the sharp wit and tongue in cheek parody of traditional romance tropes. Love it! Can't wait for more from the dildo witch. Definitely recommend.
May 18, 2021
Sapphire: I'm Sexy And I Snow It
What happens when Ford takes Sapphire, Bob, & Wim to a gala at his parents house? Manheim that's what happens!
Sapphire has always told Ford that he's better then the snobby family he comes from. And after arriving at the gala she's even more convinced.
What happens when Ford takes Sapphire, Bob, & Wim to a gala at his parents house? Manheim that's what happens!
Sapphire has always told Ford that he's better then the snobby family he comes from. And after arriving at the gala she's even more convinced.
May 22, 2021
I want to live in Silver Springs
These books are great, and Eva Delaney delivers with anouther awesome read, I can never get enough of Silver Springs and the characters that live there.
Get to know the characters from shifters to aliens, vamps and even rare shifters ones you didn't know. Murder and mystery, mayhem and magic these books deliver.
These books are great, and Eva Delaney delivers with anouther awesome read, I can never get enough of Silver Springs and the characters that live there.
Get to know the characters from shifters to aliens, vamps and even rare shifters ones you didn't know. Murder and mystery, mayhem and magic these books deliver.
June 19, 2020
Loved every minute of this book!
This book made me laugh and smile. This book was amazing I’m so glad I got to read it. I actually hope there’s a 3rd book to sapphire because I love her she’s one of my favorite characters in Silver Springs.
This book made me laugh and smile. This book was amazing I’m so glad I got to read it. I actually hope there’s a 3rd book to sapphire because I love her she’s one of my favorite characters in Silver Springs.
June 19, 2020
This was an absolute hilarious story. Sapphire and her men are back and funny than ever. Nothing riles up snobby people like snow cocks. I laughed through this entire short story. I so enjoy reading book from this series.
June 20, 2020
Winter
This is a great little novella. Sapphire reminds us that sometimes we don't need to confirm to what other people think we should be. Remembering to be ourselves is most important.
This is a great little novella. Sapphire reminds us that sometimes we don't need to confirm to what other people think we should be. Remembering to be ourselves is most important.
June 21, 2020
This was a funny short story into the lives of Sapphire and her guys. It was good to catch up with them.
Sapphire and the guys are dragged to a party hosted by Ford's stuck-up parents, and it's clear that nobody I'd having fun, so in steps Sapphire to liven it up in her unique style.
Sapphire and the guys are dragged to a party hosted by Ford's stuck-up parents, and it's clear that nobody I'd having fun, so in steps Sapphire to liven it up in her unique style.
June 21, 2020
This was a very short story it made me laugh
I haven't read Sapphire story and this one was a little chaotic for me.
Well, actually it was Sapphire. You must love her approach to life.
It’s entertaining and enjoyable story.
I voluntarily read and review this ARC .
I haven't read Sapphire story and this one was a little chaotic for me.
Well, actually it was Sapphire. You must love her approach to life.
It’s entertaining and enjoyable story.
I voluntarily read and review this ARC .
June 22, 2020
This novella was the perfect extra dose of Sapphire and her guys! Watching her try to behave herself as a bunch of other naughty and entertaining events unfold was the perfect addition to her story. I'm ready for more!
June 24, 2020
I’m Sexy & I Snow It is a hilarious novella! I really enjoyed checking back in with Sapphire & her guys. Poor Fred having to deal with his annoying family but I love how his chosen family has his back.
June 24, 2020
Sexy Sassy Sapphire Strikes Again!
Sapphire and her men are a funny, raunchy break from reality!
What can the ice cream eating vampire expect when she is attending a winter ball? LOTS of snowy fun and unexpected hilarity.
Warning for language and sexy connotations! lol!
Sapphire and her men are a funny, raunchy break from reality!
What can the ice cream eating vampire expect when she is attending a winter ball? LOTS of snowy fun and unexpected hilarity.
Warning for language and sexy connotations! lol!
June 30, 2020
This was such a fun sequel to Sapphire. I loved how Ford finally felt he was able to stand up to his parents. I couldn’t stop laughing at the dancing snowmen though especially with his *addition*. Loved the inclusion of Juniper as well.
January 19, 2021
"Luckily, the cold never bothered me anyway."
Eva Delaney is a hoot! All the characters from Sapphire are hysterical. They all go to a fancy ball at Ford's parents house. Wait until you read what they do to liven up the party! 😄
Eva Delaney is a hoot! All the characters from Sapphire are hysterical. They all go to a fancy ball at Ford's parents house. Wait until you read what they do to liven up the party! 😄
June 19, 2020
WOW. This was such a fun read. From the moment that I started I was hooked. I could not put it down and I look forward to reading more of Sapphire. This has to be read there is no doubt about it.
June 19, 2020
This is a quirky and fun short story. Saphire is fun to read about and her guys are funny as well, although I feel so sorry for poor Ford. I really enjoyed this story.
June 20, 2020
Fun short story where we get to learn more about one of Sapphire's men and his family.
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