While I marked this as a "clean" romance, since there is no sex in it, there are a LOT of triggers in it to be aware of.
Trigger Warnings: enslavement (children, off-page), imprisonment (children, off-page), sounded like R or SA too of the children in cages but isn't specifically stated, attempt at genocide (off-page, backstory), arson (on-page and backstory), attempted murder, assault, kidnapping (adults on-page, children off-page), foster system, breaking and entering, plane crash (off-page), parent with cancer/death of parent (side character, off-page), abusive parents (backstory), hoarding (backstory), sibling death (backstory), person being burned in fire and dealing with scars and PTSD (FMC), PTSD, nightmares, morgue/dead bodies, racism (shifter vs not shifter so species-ism?)
I wanted to put the triggers at the beginning of this post because the book is marketed as a comedy, and it is for the first half, but then it gets serious and just goes deeper and deeper until it isn't funny anymore.
Apparently, this is book two, which I kind of figured out when it kept hitting me over the head with two of the other characters and how they were SOOOO in love. But aside from that, the previous book is explained here, and I didn't feel like I was missing anything. If anything, I was happy I didn't read the other one; it seemed pretty dark for a supposed comedy, kind of like this one.
The entire thing is written like how a person with ADHD thinks (at least it's pretty close to how quick my thoughts fly so I stand by that assessment). I really enjoyed that about the book, and how it was so dead-pan on things (kind of like Autism), again, I have that too, so I can relate. And I found myself laughing out loud quite a few times because it really resonated with me. But it also got really tiring. It took me the same amount of time to finish this as it did to finish Onyx Storm and that was 1018 pages (I read the large-print version).
I would have marked this as four stars if it hadn't had enslaved, abused, caged cubs along with genocidal maniacs.
It would have got five stars if there had been more romance and feeling in it. There was literally not a speck of heat between the FMC and the MMC, and since this is supposed to be a romance, I consider that to be pretty important. Instead, there was an instant attraction between the two of them, to the point where the FMC was thinking how hot the guy who just broke into her house was. No one does that. If there isn't going to be heat and lust between the two MCs then there needs to be at least friendship or something else to make this a romance, but there wasn't. They could barely be considered friends. It was like watching a regular comedy, but someone decided two of the characters should bone, so they threw in two pages at the end that said "Oh, by the way, these two had sex." at one point, the FMC bought an ovulation kit which was absolutely ridiculous because she has an IUD in, she tells him at the VERY end they won't have sex until the 17th date, and she also says she doesn't want kids. So what was the kit for? And she repeatedly says they aren't attracted to each other, and nothing will happen, which nothing does, so I guess she's right.
The Plot
Lila moves into a new town, accidentally hits a wolf, and saves a bear cub who is actually a little girl. The wolf, Oz, is a social worker for cubs and tries to put the cub into foster care. The cub, Sally, stays with Lila the whole time, along with half a dozen other were animals because of stuff. They all go above and beyond their jobs to find out where Sally's parents are and uncover the same stuff as the last book. Plus house fires.
The Characters
Lila has absolutely no response to anything. People change into animals, doesn't care. Someone tries to burn her house down, doesn't bat an eye. Guy breaks into her house, no big deal. She shoots someone, she barfs and that's it. She never yells, cries, anything. It was funny some of the time but just way too unbelievable.
Oz, is head over paws in love with Lila the moment he smells her and wants to make cubs with her. He thinks about her pretty much all the time and is constantly impressed with how she reacts to nothing instead of being worried.
There are quite a few other characters and none of them seem to have a whole lot of emotions going on, unless hungry is an emotion.
The Romance
There is none
Thoughts
It's worth reading for the first half because it was really funny. But after that, the constant dialogue with no character building or romance building really wears on you, and it becomes monotonous. The first half and second half feel like they come from different books. The last half feels like an extension of book one while the first half feels like a rom-com.