A memoir of the friendship between a struggling freelance journalist and an almost forgotten film director regally living out his retirement in 1970s Britain, this book is for the most part a fabulous read. Any writer would kill for this material and its wonderful cast: aristocrats, rent boys, triple agents, Guardsmen, theatrical knights, obliging landlords and milkmen, crooks, novelists, drug dealers, transvestites, and so on. I thought the first three sections were the best, one sparkling, random, eccentric figure flying in after another, so that the reader is equally wrong-footed and delighted. For example, in Tangier, we learn that:
one of the gay bars hidden down an alley was known as the Scotch House. The only connection… with Scotland was a large black man standing on a small platform in one corner, dressed in a mini-kilt and holding bagpipes. On the hour and the half-hour he solemnly erected his handkerchief-sized tartan, to the sound of ‘Scotland the Brave’. An exhausted wheezing of the pipes accompanied the subsequent lowering.
Afterwards I wondered whether the author was drawing too heavily on the autobiography he and Brian Desmond Hurst had worked on: the sections on Gallipoli and Malta, although interesting and sobering, felt blocky and tonally at odds with the rest of the book. Regardless, Hurst’s anecdotes are highly entertaining, and maybe because he comes across as a completely three-dimensional figure – lively, full of fun, engaging, frustrating, self-mocking, self-dramatizing, sincere – I was never bored by him or his stories, as I usually am by the well-worn recollections of the perpetual raconteur.
The falling away of the duo’s friendship in later years is rather sad, and clarified for me the occasional doubts I had (since both Robbins and Hurst were permanently strapped for cash) over who was paying for what on the foreign research trips they undertook for the religious film Hurst was planning as his comeback.