Every once in a while I come across a graphic novel series that makes me scratch my head. I’m no genius, but I’m not particularly dumb either, so I’m not sure why I didn’t get Al Ewing and Simone Di Meo’s “We Only Find Them When They’re Dead”, (which is my vote for, at the very least, the coolest title).
While colorful, Di Meo’s artwork reminds me of photo-stills from the ‘70s anime series “Battle of the Planets”. The whole thing has that kind of “anime” vibe to me, a style that isn’t my favorite. (Di Meo, it turns out also drew for “The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” graphic novel series. Totally makes sense.) I used to watch, and love, “Battle of the Planets” as a kid. I have tried watching it as an adult, and it doesn’t make a lick of sense. That’s kind of how I felt reading this comic book.
Ewing, whose work on “The Immortal Hulk” is great, is mystifyingly incomprehensible in this. I literally have no idea what is going on. Nevertheless, I will attempt to offer a synopsis.
It’s far in the future, the 24th century to be exact, and humans have apparently depleted all natural resources from every inhabited galaxy. (I'm not sure how this is possible, but whatever.) The only sources for food, minerals, and metals are ginormous corpses of ancient beings floating in deep space. They look like humans in space suits, but they are planet-sized. And they are dead. Humans have taken to calling them “gods”.
Clearly (or not), Ewing is making a not-so-subtle statement about humanity’s current spiritual malaise: “God is dead” and so forth. The fact that humans in the future scavenge dead gods for food and resources is rather telling, too. Humans are space maggots. In other words, we are nothing but low-life scum. I totally get that.
So, that’s the backdrop. The main story is about a four-person crew of a spaceship called the Vihaan II. The captain wants to find a living god by traveling out into unexplored space, which is apparently illegal by galactic governmental laws. Why? I dunno.
Some space-cop has a hard-on for the captain, as his brother was her fiancee and she blames the captain for killing him, or something like that. I’ll be honest, I couldn’t follow this storyline very well. All I know is she chases him through, like, four issues in order to kill him. Then, she gets killed by a meteor to the head.
The gods kind of remind me of that scene in “Guardians of the Galaxy” where the Guardians make a stop at a giant floating head called Knowhere, which was all that was left of ancient god-like beings. I understood the storyline in that movie, though. Not so much in this graphic novel series.
I might read the next volume in this series. It will either hopefully clear up some of the confusion or convince me not to even bother with volume three.