1 Star
—Lily: I haven’t read a character this flat in a while. Someone so desperate to escape and have freedom is just immediately okay with being a beast’s prisoner interminably? I have no issue with a character with limited agency, but I need them to be a bit more than Just reactive. Also, she’s so sheltered that I’m a bit uncomfortable reading sex scenes with her. There is nothing sexy about her using the words “cuddle” “tummy” “panties” and “thing” (used to describe a penis). She’s never enthusiastically into what is happening to her. 3/10
—Aslan: A man who is 3000 years old and somehow incapable of having a coherent conversation. I know nothing about this man except he’s godawful at communicating with his sexual partner and is very controlling. 1/10
—Smut: Given Lily’s complete inexperience (and expressions of discomfort, concern, and fear) and Aslan refusing to speak plainly about things and also literally shushing her when she has questions…quite a few of these scenes read a bit rape-y. It gets better towards the end (when he decides to actually EXPLAIN WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE BACK 5TH OF THE BOOK), but none of this made me like our hero or want him with her. 1/10
—Plot: It’s kind of hard to have a plot when no one tells our protagonist what they are doing or why. When the end scene happened I literally said “Are you kidding me?” 1/10
—World: Lily’s village is bizarre to me. Why does the medieval-ish town just allow bigamy? Why is everyone super chill with sending a villager to their supposed death every few years? Generally, why the heck is everyone so mean? I get that we need to frame her being imprisoned in the magical world as a step up, but there are ways to do that without everyone being a cardboard villain.
And then we get to the magical world, which is a bizarre mix of cat people, modern technology (like showers, wifi, iPads) and, of course, magic. The benefit of this is that we get to see how much wonder Lily has with technology. Unfortunately, I possess no wonder with technology, so this did nothing for me. 4/10 sheerly for the bizarreness.
—I was either bored, annoyed, or uncomfortable throughout my entire reading experience.
—The audiobook narrator, Keira Grace, was pretty solid. Otherwise, I might not have finished it.