Goldilicious is Victoria Kann's third book in this series. We loved Pinkilicious, but after reading a few Amazon reviews of Purplicious, I thought we'd get this from the library before buying, and I'm glad I did.
Let me start by saying that, once again, the illustrations are fabulous. Really amazing with vibrant colors and quirky angles. It's a pleasure to turn the pages. In this story, the Pinkilicious princess has an imaginary pet unicorn who dances in the Majestic Magenta Ballet. Kann layers the a musical score (the written notes) into many of the drawings with a very cool effect. My 5 year old picked up on it.
So much fodder for a great story! But the text is painful, trying too hard to be funny, hitting closer to esoteric and pedantic.
Am I the only one tired of potty humor in children's books? It's such a distraction from real humor and a real plot.
Tragically, on page 2, Goldilicious drops a unicorn pie in the living room. I'm not kidding.
"Oh, Goldie--you shouldn't have done that on the floor!"
Ok, not so terrible, but can she leave the bomb at that one not-so-subtle line? No, she keeps shoveling, "You know better. Just neigh when you need to go to the potty."
Think we're done? Nope.
"'I'm sorry, Peter [little brother:], but you are stepping right in it,' I said."
The rest of the story is disjointed, imaginary play that comes to nothing but more conflict with her brother. No transitions or explanations when play goes from Wizard in a tree house, to pirate walking the plank, to mermaid, then floating in the sky.
My 5 year old couldn't follow the story--rare for her--it was weird.
Worst line of all: "Goldie, where did you go? Have you become one with the universe?"
Second-worst line(after her parents have called her in for bed): "Perhaps Goldie is hiding from the mean sorcerers who have come to take me to the dungeon."
Do my kids need any help imagining me as an evil witch? Please!
But, don't forget, these are seriously fun illustrations.
So, here's my suggestion: get the book from the library. Tell a different, fun story using the pictures. (David is expert at this.) The parents can be fairy helpers, the brother a comrade in arms. Whatever. Just do your own story and make it shorter.
That's my 2 cents.
Ciao!