Hi, I’m Tennessee, the Scarlet Venus of the title. Stupid name, huh? This author really had it in for me. Really, he makes me a lush red head and man magnet (and lesbian magnet, too) so I ought to be having fun. But mostly I drink and get tied up with wrong men and corrupt any right man I bump into ( feeding the preacher man some of my special cigarettes was a hoot). My liver ought to be ten times its normal size and I ought to be just a stupid floozy on the bar room floor. But, since I am the creature of some Vargas girl crazed anonymous hack, I look like Rita Hayworth and am fresh each morning even if I kept it going all night long.
Yes, I am a goddess — the title says so. But what good does it do me. A boxer falls in all consuming lust with me and he’s a good man with money. I cheat on him with a lady sculptor and one of the cheap hoods my last boyfriend sent after me. Then I get the local priest high and drunk. Not surprising that a lot of people have problems with me. It’s pretty likely I’ll end up dead and not from old age.
This author who made me. He’s just a sadist like that old millionaire I start this book with. He makes me some silly life force — I inspire the heck out of that mannish lady sculptor. So much that we have a Gold Medal paperback naughty moment, after she sculpts my life force in the nude. And whenever I manage some Goddess or life force like thinking — it starts raining. How dumb is that? Who looks sexy while getting soaked in a cloudburst?
Oh, and I am really super talented piano player and singer. Do I make any money? Nope. But it’s all symbolic and gives a chance for my hack of creator to wrap me in some supersonic prose.
Look, maybe you want to spend some time with me. But I’m a bad girl in a cheap book. You’ll have regrets and a hangover. Find yourself a nice Miss Marple mystery instead. You have been warned and I’m the girl who knows.