[2.5⭐️]
This review will most probably be a chaotic rant because this book took out the last bit of patience I had towards anything. The amount of rhetoric brilliancy and cohesion you’ll find here is still more significant than the number of well thought, smart decisions made throughout the story.
Okay so let’s go- ANNIE. Dear god, I wasn’t this frustrated with a mc since Tessa (from TID) AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS P E R S O N A L BETWEEN ME AND THAT GIRL. Like on sight. Like I was ready to yank her out of those pages to slap some sense into her with a baobab. Anyway, the flames of my feud with Tessa have long simmered down (I still don’t forgive and forget. Even if she was cool in TLH) but I guess that having serious, scorching beef with literal ink on paper is like caffeine to me and I drink nearly seven coffees a day baby, it’s a drug I won’t quit.
There are no words to convey how much she annoyed me for basically 90% of the book and how much I was itching to throw my laptop against the wall simply because I couldn’t throw her off of very tall somethings (cue “is it over now?” Because that’s actually what I was asking myself at every page turn).
She is supposed to be top of her class, the bright light of this generation and head of an army basically, girl I wouldn’t trust you with keeping your skin wet in the ocean LET ALONE with leading people into war.
She’s described as being incredibly intelligent and competent, but when she finds out that *SHOCKING* the ministry of propaganda actually does what a ministry of propaganda is supposed to do (aka spread misleading information and cover up tragedies) she’s there like “omg no, it can’t be, it’s impossible!! (Source: trust me bro) … can it be???” And is so flabbergasted that you’d believe she’s just spotted The Rock cooking pancakes on a mf dragon, ready to save the day.
Again, isn’t this supposed to be common knowledge? That if you have an ACTIVE ministry of propaganda in the first place it means there’s something fishy going on and that “freedom of speech” is not a free as you think??
There are also a lot of scenes that exist solely for the purpose of making her look “”badass””, like when someone is shouting insults at her and she responds with “yeah, I know”. If I had a penny for every single time I had to shout “YOU’RE NOT COOL, YOU JUST LACK BASIC HUMAN DECENCY AND PEOPLE SKILLS” at a mc, boy would I be swimming in gold right now. And listen, I love tough lady. You can bet I’ll be rooting for the baddest, cruelest, coldest, most unhinged and criminally chargeable woman in town with a happy smile on my face and my hands ready to clap BUT THEY’VE GOT TO HAVE A MOTIVE SOMEHOW.
What possibly annoyed me the most about Annie was the fact that she didn’t even believe in her own cause. She straight up didn’t have one. She was hammering my head with that “I do what it takes” simply because she had to prove herself to a leader she didn’t trust, for a motive so absent that I might as well started playing “where’s waldo?” with it considering how hard it was to find.
That and the fact that her loyalty to Lee was MIA for 90% of the book. I don’t care a lot about Lee, but if I had to choose between the boy I grew up with, my best friend/love of my life(??), who’s trying to overthrow a crusty dusty dictator and said dictator (who also tried to kill him. Twice.) YOU BEST BELIEVE I’m choosing my boy’s hot, perfect, funny, blonde girl friend and former fling- I’m kidding, I AM KIDDING, okay. I would side with Lee. Even if a spinning top has a clearer direction in mind than him. It’s just a matter of loyalty, but Annie’s to busy complaining about her shitty job (that she absolutely did not choose and clearly cannot leave because of… reasons(?) that escape me at the moment but rest assured! they’re there!! Alive and breathing pals.) and crying herself to sleep (for actions she was forced to commit!!! :(( oh, by whom you ask? Well… herself.)
She talked so much about “Lee and I are in this TOGETHER. We’ll do this TOGETHER!” that I was half (fully) expecting her to throw a basketball ball at him, pull out two wigs and a microphone and just cosplay Troy and Gabriela from high school musical. Sadly, I was wrong. Because as soon as Lee would (understandably) showcase signs of trauma, her only response was “well, too bad. I don’t need winy babies in my army”. That’s Antigone sur Aela to you, firstrider of empathy and commander of comfort.
Also, for someone who literally said “my job is to think”… babe, how is the employment center? No but really, the line of technically* unemployed people here is so long they should start doing roll-calls (* I say “technically” because they are *technically* told to resign… but they continue doing their job so-).
At this point you may be thinking “why do you keep referring to the 90% mark? You’ve insulted her enough to make it very clear that your hate for her is definite”
Well. I don’t know what to tell you except that something/someone (unfortunately not me with the aforementioned baobab) must have hit her on the head so hard that it altered not only her brain but the course of history, hence making her less annoying. Annoying Annie is no more, I present to you… Atonement Annie? Absolution Annie? Anointed Annie? Pick what floats your boat!
Apparently seeing other people fire on HER civilians (to fire on) unlocked something in her (critical thinking? Maybe? Empathy?). It was very much giving that one A message in PLL when another A tries to interfere with the game so the original A writes “no one plays with my dolls -A(nnie)”.
So yeah, in the last 10% go Annie WAIT HOLD ON I ALMOST FORGOT- this girl wants to kill dragons. KILL. DRAGONS. Because that’s her response to the stupidity of men. Nevermind ann*e, fuck off.
Now, moving on, Lee. He’s not as stupid as Annie while simultaneously being so much worse. They’re both dumb, just in different fonts. I think it would be so interesting to watch him live in a generation of conmen and professional internet trolls, because let me tell you that man is getting scammed, robbed AND beaten at the first step he takes out of the house. Screw that, he’s probably getting tricked inside the house too, walls don’t act as insect sprays for foolishness.
There’s a scene in which it is revealed that two of his friends are together and it was so obvious, a dead plant would have figured it out, BUT NOT LEE no no. He stands there like “wow, really?? I would have never imagined!”. To add to his stupidity, he wants to talk to Annie in order to apologize (at least one of them knows how to) but when he doesn’t find her Power (Annie’s new found emotional support ragdoll “””friend””” and “”former””, but actually present time, bully) assures him that he’ll let her know he stopped by.
*deep, heavy, stressed breaths*
In case you’re as thick as Lee is (which I hope you’re not) Power clearly hates and resents him, and is also in love with Annie (more on that later). But Lee, who is partially aware of this (for the first part, al least) doesn’t think twice about trusting his words.
Also, he is perfectly aware of the fact that Megara HAATEEESSSSS Annie’s guts and that she’s written malicious things about her in the past, but it never occurs to him that maybe, just maybe, he should read the articles Megara writes before printing them. He is at loss for words every time he sees that Annie’s upset about the paper and acts all pitiful, as if he couldn’t have guessed it??? And he never even talks about it with Megara or tries to stop her, he simply tells Annie (after they’ve reconciled) that he will “correct that part of the article” referring to the disgusting slut shaming his new ally perpetuated on Annie’s expense. Thanks king, really incinerating those double standards with your dragonfire. Atreus might have written the revolution’s manifesto, but Lee is truly out there dubbing Mary Wollstonecraft, writing the FEMINIST manifesto.
Talking of feminism- Megara.
She is one of the leaders of the second revolution, the one that’s supposed to be overthrowing a classist system, except that apparently coherence and feminism don’t go well with her new vision (like black and blue) so she doesn’t really feel above writing articles that solidify an already popular (sexist and classist) rumor. But, I mean, it’s about Annie, she’s her enemy, so it must be okay, right?? Well, no, not really.
I’ve not been kind to Annie in this review (and I do have to admit that she condoned classism at certain points, so part of that article was truthful) but I will NOT accept sexism and slut shaming, especially when Megara knows that what she wrote is a complete lie and that would hurt her “”friend”” too by reflex. Reporting Annie’s wrongs is one thing, calling her Lee’s “rightful slave and whore” (I don’t remember the exact words but it was something like this. Awful.) is another. And when people try to confront her about it she’s there like “well, she deserved it. I was just trying to do the right thing”. ???
Ma’am, your “”trying”” is not enough, crawl back to Sexismville alone and think about your poor life choices.
Also, considering that a girl cannot have too many side hustles, she occasionally plays home wrecker between Annie and Lee EXCEPT THAT THERE IS NO HOME TO WRECK HERE BECAUSE ANNIE AND LEE’S RELATIONSHIP IS MORE AKIN TO A SHACK BURNED DOWN TO RUINS.
Bob the builder is not enough for these two, they need a full-blown miracle from above.
Her relationship with Cor was as predictable as it is nonsense but whatever.
The topic of unphatomable couples brings me to our next classist: Power.
(And before you ask it, no, I don’t know why some characters are given names like “Antigone” and “Leo” when others are named “Power” or “Duck”. It’s not even about their social background, because Antigone comes from a poorer family while Power is part of an aristocratic one.)
Power is straight up a dick. There’s no other way to put it. He’s the type of guy who thinks that telling a woman to “go back into the kitchen” is peak comedy and if you dare not laugh he says that you’re just “too sensible” and “can’t take a joke” and ultimately calls you an “annoying, feminist bitch”. He’s a bully, but he’s adopted, and apparently those two things cancel each other out so we’re supposed to root for him? He acts like an eight grader who’s just discovered my chemical romance and the ability to lock his bedroom’s door, so no, I won’t feel sorry for him.
His “””character development””” is erratic at best: he keeps treating everyone as if they were below him, but he also starts helping Annie (only because he has feelings for her) and by “helping” I mean that he’s officially hired as her emotional punching bag (leaving the unemployed line, I see). And if you’re thinking “well, this dynamic cannot work, it’s unhealthy” you’d be correct… that’s it. There’s no upside to that.
Annie wants someone who will comfort her and tell her “you’re not a terrible person, but you sure are on the right way to become one!!” Ugh, I wish someone had told her exactly that but no, she just wants someone she can treat poorly without feeling like an asshole.
Power likes to punch and get punched, so they work.
That is until Annie finally realizes that *surprise surprise* Power is in love with her, and seemingly this is a step too far. Also, her childhood best friend/ estranged lover/ lowkey rival/ og emotional punching bag/ pillow/ human-sized pacifier (Lee) is willing to give their relationship? Friendship? Weirdest situationship in Aurelian history(???) a second chance, so you already know our girl is running, sprinting, mounting on her dragon to go back to him. Power notices this and turns into an incel (…who would have thought. Not me.) because being a dreadful cretin is his only mastered form of socializing and coping mechanism all in one. Buy 1 get 3 type of deal.
Rip Power, you would have loved womenlovebadboys/reddit and male podcasts.
There’s also Duck, he’s essentially useless so I don’t have much to say about him, except for the ending where we find out that he’s been useless, yes, but only to one side of this conflict.
FINALLY, my favorites, Crissa and Delo. My precious, sweet, beautiful, adorable darlings.
Crissa is everything Annie WISHES she was, but one thousand times better. Apparently she’s the only one the gods have bestowed the wonderful gift of critical thinking upon and, luckily for me, she uses it. She’s a friend, a therapist, a scolding mother and the one who single-handedly carried the communication in this group like cellphones do in our world, she’s the whole package basically. When she sat those little rascals down and said “Let me explain a few things to the three of you.” I KNEW my queen was standing on business!!
She’s also the first one to stand up against what was written about Annie (just so we’re clear: I don’t really like Annie, but if what happened to her with the whole papers situation happened TO ME, oh boy, I would have taken my dragon for a little roast-n-toast tour around the city. Nero would have paled in comparison. I have to give her that, I don’t know what zen-relax-Tibet-monastery-8h rain sounds-love frequency style meditation she did in those ten pages, but like… sharing is caring girl, tell me your secrets because I would have, physically and metaphorically, raised hell.) and she damn right slaps Lee and tells him “you’re dumb” —> 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙.
"𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧? 𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚!"
𝘼𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣, 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙞𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨.
𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. "𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥," 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙢𝙚, "𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙣. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝.” (This is in Lee’s pov btw)
YAAAASSS QUEEN, BACKHAND THAT ANASTASIA WANNABE!!!
I just had to put this out there because this moment alone made me glad I didn’t dnf the book. Pure satisfaction. I’m not kidding, the world would have ended without Crissa. Period.
Delo was just- dreamy. Nothing bad to say about him, he’s an absolute sweetheart. I hope we’ll get to see his more combative side in the next volume. If he and Griff don’t get a well deserved happy ending I’m gonna scream, sue and declare war.
Last two points:
1. The dragons got together before their riders did??? At first I thought “nooo, it can’t be, I’m just having ptsd from fourth wing” (Iykyk) but then… I mean, Pallor and Aela are a little too comfortable with each other. It was lowkey weird, I can’t lie, in the same way watching my friend’s two cats embrace is weird. Like I’m interrupting something. But then I realized that they’re probably the healthiest and most reasonable couple in the series. And baby dragons would be adorable. Congrats to Lee and Annie for possibly becoming grandparents before even getting officially together!! Invite me to the wedding and send over those little fire breathing scaled cats.
2. How many people can be resurrected in two pages?
I’m sure there must be a three-max limit.