Bad Harem

by Mike Leon

Beautiful girls enslaved for sex! You won’t believe what these nympho queens will do to survive! Here at Basement of Doom Publishing, we respect thought-provoking literature with strong female characters and messages that empower women--we just don't print that kind of shit. That's definitely somebody else's job. We print stories about lusty waifus with gigantic tiddies, bodacious beastkin girls, desperate divas driven by deadly desire, sexy tsundere battle maids, and uncomfortably vivid descriptions of sexual intercourse. We do it because we’re write-to-market hacks who will defecate anything into a Kindle book to get your $5, and you’ll find all those defecations right here in Bad Harem! What's it about? It's about everybody's favorite gun-slinging, face-punching, machete-chopping, morally bankrupt Sid Hansen. Sid desperately wants to add womanizing to that list of pseudo-adjectives in the last sentence, but he keeps running into the same women hate his guts. He's tried everything, but every time he tries to talk to a hot chick she ends up telling him to get lost. Sometimes they call the police. Worse yet, Sid has run completely out of money, so he can't even pay for it anymore. He's seriously worried he'll never get laid again. So when a billionaire puts a price on Sid's head and a cadre of sultry sex-pot assassins come looking to collect, Sid comes up with a plan so crass, so absurd, so unabashedly sexist, and so death-defying that no one would ever consider it without balls of steel or brains of gelatin. Which of those Sid has is unclear, but one thing is for It will be a disaster.

506 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 22, 2020

About the author

Mike Leon writes fiction that is totally metal.

You can follow him on Twitter @TheMikeLeon.

Questions, comments, and death threats should go to: professional.mike.leon@gmail.com

Reviews

[Jake Thompson · Rating 5 out of 5]

F#$%ing love it!

Keep this stuff coming Mike leon. So many pop culture over the topness all rolled up in murder mayhem and bond villainry. Easily the most FUN books out there if you a card caring man and not a pansie. So shameless it melts my eyes reading it....but in a good way lol. Laughed my ass off. Sid is still the awesome killteam you expect of him, clueless and badass for it. Easily my favorite series because nothing I scared and everything is joke material as the world should be. Please don't wait so long for the next installment. Ps is love to be one of your betas....just sayin'!

[Marc Lawson · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'll never get tired of the hilarious and brutal adventures of one-man godless murder machine Sid Hansen. The action was relentless and never disappoints, as usual. It's hard to pick a favorite in the series because I've loved every one of them, but I really enjoyed the killer concubines and watching Mary Sue grow into Jadefire...and Sid's attempts at pickup artistry had me laughing the harderest at anything I've read since I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. The post-credits scene was a nice touch, too. I'd say more, but like Kill Team One, I don't have time for this.

[Burnout02urza · Rating 5 out of 5]

I have to say that I genuinely enjoyed this novel, made more so by the inherent absurdity of the concept. The central joke is that the protagonist, Sid Hansen, is about as far from the self-insert protagonist you get in harem novels: He's a poorly-socialized (And I mean REALLY POORLY) super-soldier / killing machine, who's really, really bad at anything not related to the art of murder.

The novel is written firmly tongue-in-cheek, and never loses sight of the primary concept. It's 100% non-politically-correct fun.

[Rich Cole · Rating 5 out of 5]

This series gets better and better

This is a book (the whole series really) that is loaded with over the top action and violence like the action movies of the 1980's. There lots of humor mixed in with many laugh out loud moments. WARNING!! If you are easily offended or are into that p.c. crap Do Not Read This Series. You'll end up leaving a bad review and screwing it up for those of us who like it.

[timothy m james · Rating 5 out of 5]

Write faster !!!

Only thing that sucked about reading this book was the more I read the closer and closer I came to the end of it ..But thanks for a great book and several hours of enjoyable reading , nice break from a stress full day ....your ever in my neck of the woods the Bourbon is on me ..

[Christo · Rating 5 out of 5]

Best book of the year.

Imagine if Larry Correia wrote Dead Six, but filled it with more tropes and made the main character the ultimate super soldier. That's this book. Buy it.