Okay, so…I’m extremely torn on this novel. I’m a Dachshund fanatic with one of my own and a coworker got this book for me for my recent birthday. While I loved the idea, it felt like something was missing.
I’ll start by saying that the characters were a ton of fun and I greatly enjoyed them. That’s the main reason why this book is two stars rather than one. Jermaine, Patricia’s butler, was easily my favorite. I loved how prim and proper his was, yet he was also hardcore and could kick your butt simply by looking at you. There was something adorable about him and his relationship with Patricia. I also liked Patricia as well and how, even though she was intense herself, wasn’t afraid to remind you that she was middle-aged. The other members of her group were enjoyable as well, though sometimes their personalities blended together and I had trouble telling them apart.
While the plot wasn’t overly creative or unique, it had its fun moments, particularly near the end when they were witnessing a real-life fight club. The problem I had was that the mystery wasn’t really all that mysterious. The people responsible were obvious, though I don’t know if that was something the author was aiming for when he was writing the book. I won’t give any spoilers, but let me just say that the antagonist reveal won’t surprise you one bit. The writing style was also clunky and weird, but after learning it was a self published book, that didn’t surprise me. It wasn’t the worst I ever saw, but it definitely wasn’t the best, either.
Now, for the elephant in the room and the reason why I was so disappointed. The novel’s title would suggest that Patricia’s Dachshund, Anna, would play a huge role. Sadly, she was barely part of the plot. She literally did one thing to progress the plot, and then turned to a minor side character that popped up here and there for two seconds at a time. She was pregnant, but nothing about this mattered and we didn’t even get to see puppies by the end of the story. True, this is part of a series and her puppies are most likely introduced in another novel, but I don’t want to read 10 books in order to see ten minutes of her adorable dog. That was the biggest disappointment here. The author himself even gave a shout-out to Dachshunds and how much he loved them before the book began, but nothing came of it and you’d literally forget Anna was even a character if it wasn’t for the title of the novel.
If you’re a Dachshund lover like me, you can give it a try, but just be aware that the dog is not the focal point of the story. It’s an okay mystery, but nothing to look at twice.